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Vanity: Physicist and Mrs. Physicist Had a Son Today
Mrs. Physicist, with my invaluable assistance | November 16, 2001 | self

Posted on 11/16/2001 7:40:05 PM PST by Physicist

I am pleased--irrationally exuberant, in fact--to announce the birth of my son today.

Jacob David Sterner was born by caesarean section at 1:41 PM EST today at Riddle Memorial Hospital in Media, PA. He weighed 6 lbs. 11 oz., and was 19.25 inches long. Jake and Mrs. Physicist came through the process in excellent health.

The surgery was performed by Dr. Mark Finnegan, who delivered our daughters Emily and Molly, also at Riddle, in 1995 and 1997, respectively.

Here is a bigger picture of Jake.

Here I am holding my boy.

To take this post into the stratosphere of vanity, I will inflict upon you a valedictory sonnet, which I penned today:

ATLAS

Jacob David Sterner, start your life!
Knight errant, leave the fortress of the womb,
Your country's been attacked, and all is strife,
Ten patriots exhort you from the tomb.

The fashion of the day is ignorance,
You'll have to think and learn, despite the japes,
And cover for your neighbor's indolence,
Your sweat will feed and clothe ungrateful apes.

Your father has affrontery enough,
To ask so much of one boy at his birth,
But know that you are made of Sterner stuff:
Your shoulders can accomodate the Earth.

To sire you was my duty, dearest son:
The world needs such a man as you'll become.

(The line about "ten patriots" refers to his ten ancestors who served in the Revolutionary War.)


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To: Physicist
Congratulations, indeed. Now go get some rest while someone else is taking care of him. This may be your last good night of sleep for a while.
41 posted on 11/16/2001 8:12:37 PM PST by Joe Bonforte
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To: Physicist
Oh and great eyebrows and handsome nose. WOW
42 posted on 11/16/2001 8:15:55 PM PST by oceanperch
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To: Physicist
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
43 posted on 11/16/2001 8:16:01 PM PST by Ms. AntiFeminazi
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To: Physicist
Congratulations ....what a charming little [bo]son!
44 posted on 11/16/2001 8:16:18 PM PST by eddie willers
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To: Physicist
A Penn grad says Congrats!
45 posted on 11/16/2001 8:16:21 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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To: Physicist
Congratulations and you gave him good names.
46 posted on 11/16/2001 8:16:29 PM PST by dennisw
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To: Physicist
Phys - time for you to say one more "THANK YOU" prayer for your precious son.

Keep your camera handy for when your better-half is ready to join you all in a family picture. We'd love to see your beautiful family together!

Congratulations and blessings to you, and the new mother.

47 posted on 11/16/2001 8:18:27 PM PST by Exit148
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That candy corn hat is cool! Congrats Physicist. You appear to have a great family, including the newest member, Jake.
48 posted on 11/16/2001 8:18:29 PM PST by bluefish
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To: Physicist
Congratulations. You saw the greatest mystery of the universe.
49 posted on 11/16/2001 8:20:12 PM PST by annalex
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To: Physicist
I do not believe in the efficacy of prayer
that's ok, i've ignored that from many for a long time.
but, i see that my prayers have been answered and you have a healthy baby.
i cry with joy for you tonite!!!
50 posted on 11/16/2001 8:20:42 PM PST by tamu
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To: Physicist
I did that nine months ago. (ducks)

I thought we were giving you the thumbs up here, not talking about ducks or cheese or moose or anything like that.

51 posted on 11/16/2001 8:23:10 PM PST by mjf
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To: Physicist
Congratulations! Those are some beautiful kids!!!
52 posted on 11/16/2001 8:24:12 PM PST by MistyCA
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We have good news and we have bad news.

The good news is that Physicist and Mrs. Physicist had a son today.

That bad news is -- he's a chemist!

53 posted on 11/16/2001 8:25:36 PM PST by jlogajan
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Cute boy, but lose the hat.

Our son has brought us so much happiness that I can hardly list all the ways. He and his wife have two daughters and they give us even more happiness. We thank God in the Name of Christ every day for them.

Neat things for dads to do:

1. Let your child be a passport to do all the things you wanted to do as a child, or to live over again. Firestations are great. Military hardware. Boats. Ships. Museums. Parks. Movies. Video games (my son and I financed the video game industry with our quarters, playing Space Invaders - I moved, he shot.)
2. Tell your child a story every night before he goes to sleep. Read him stories every night when he is a little older. (You will never have a better audience.)
3. Use every auto trip to teach your child something, as long as he is interested.
4. Homeschool.
5. Rejoice every time he spills something, ruins something, breaks something. He is healthy, active, and curious. Two of our children were never strong enough to do that. One dog can do more damage than 5 children and we seldom get angry with dogs for long.

54 posted on 11/16/2001 8:26:21 PM PST by Chemnitz
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His first words were, "Hi Mom and Dad!, So, how come I don't have any teeth?"
55 posted on 11/16/2001 8:29:15 PM PST by mjf
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To: Physicist
Congratulations! Its a wonderful thing, and a true blessing.

patent

56 posted on 11/16/2001 8:31:39 PM PST by patent
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Congratulations Kevin! Jacob is such a blend of Mom and Dad. Give my best to Mrs. Physicist and tell her she does good work!

Regards,<> TS

57 posted on 11/16/2001 8:31:58 PM PST by The Shrew
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To: Physicist
Congratulations on the birth of your son. Looks like he has two big sisters who are anxious to get their hands on him. They will be mommy helpers I'm sure, until he starts getting into their things. Two pretty little girls.

You have a lovely family. You are blessed.

58 posted on 11/16/2001 8:32:25 PM PST by Texas Mom
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To: Physicist
You're welcome,

Anonymous

59 posted on 11/16/2001 8:32:39 PM PST by kristinn
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To: jlogajan
That bad news is -- he's a chemist!

LOL, that would fit. Chemistry is the family trade, in fact. I'm the black sheep.

60 posted on 11/16/2001 8:33:04 PM PST by Physicist
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