[Physicist]

Just curious, but did your wife decide to go caesarean after you showed her your calculations regarding the force necessary to deliver the little lad?

Nah. I expressed it in kips, and made it look easy. The fact that our first two were c-sections (the first one non-elective) was what swayed her.

[LurkerNoMore!]

Jacob is beautiful. Heartfelt congratulations to you and your wife.

(LOVED the sonnet, too!)