Darth Sidious Proposes Marriage To His Girlfriend Lisa!

theforce.net ^ | 11/20/01 | Darth Sidious

[lowbridge]

I'm Chris Knight And I'm Here To Rescue You!
Tue, Nov 20, 01 07:00:00 PM EST

And now, a special message from one of TheForce.net staff:

Dear Lisa,

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

When my belief was broken, He sent you... and you taught me anew the joy of a childlike faith.
When hope seemed shattered, you gave me a smile... and the light in your eyes spurred me on to go the distance.

When I debated whether there really could be such a thing as pure love in this world, you came into my life... and the matter was forever settled in my heart.

You've taught me how to live again, to enjoy this sacred gift to its fullest. And now, more than anything else, I would choose to share this gift with you.

We have been served by Christ as His bride. And I thank Him that of all the guys in this world, I might serve Him together with you... and serve you as my own precious bride.

-- Chris

[lowbridge]

Way to go Chris!!!!!

[lowbridge]

bump

[beekeeper]

Congradulations, Chris.

[lowbridge]

bump

[AppyPappy]

Way to go Chris!! I'm proud of you, my boy. I know you and your lovely
run Chris run. While you can
will have many decades of bliss.

[Blueflag]

24 years ago this month I popped the question.

The answer was yes. How about this time? Any answer yet? Where do we send the digital flowers?

Congrats, and Happy Thanksgiving.

[francisandbeans]

Dear Chris Knight:

Stop. Don't do it. Women are not compatable with men. Marriage is like waking up with your boss next to you every morning.

Again, Stop.

FAB

[AppyPappy]

hmmm...something happened to the word "bride" in that message. Very strange

[lowbridge]

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[Sir Gawain]

ping

[let freedom sing]

[Just another Joe]

Marriage is like waking up with your boss next to you every morning.

Might not be such a bad deal if you love your boss. (and if they are the opposite sex!)

Besides, think of the raises you'ld get! :^)

[VoiceOfBruck]

Chris - how does your wife feel about all this?

[pubmom]

Me too!

Congratulations!

[lowbridge]

Oh, forgot to ask. Did she accept?

Waiting on that right now :-)

[CaptRon]

I have $500 and a fast motorcycle. Think.

[Jefferson Adams]

YEEEEAAAAA Chris and Lisa!!!

[AppyPappy]

You guys aren't funny. Marriage is wonderful and the marriage home is Hell with curtains is a perfect respite burning spit is more like it after a hard day. You should be ashamed put out of your misery.

[francisandbeans]

Nice twist on the analogy Joe.

Picture your soul as a big bowl of Jello. Now picture that bowl of Jello haveing a straw inserted into. Now picture that straw being used to slowly suck out all of the Jello. You will be left with just a bowl and divorce will take half of that.

A half bowl with no Jello is no fun.

[LeeMcCoy]

What woman could resist??? :) May the Lord bless you and your bride all the days of your lives!

[lowbridge]

bump

[LeeMcCoy]

Marriage is like waking up with your boss next to you every morning.

What do you mean, "like"??? LOL!

[irgbar-man]

I'll save my congrats for after she does. My guess is she won't think it over for more than 3 seconds. Chris, you are a class act.

[lowbridge]

A half bowl with no Jello is no fun.

I don't like jello anyways...

Marry him Lisa!!!! :-)

[carlo3b]

You da Man.... You'll love the honeymoon, thats the period between "I do", and "You'd better"!.........LOLOLOL

[keeper53]

Congratulations!!May God bless you and your future wife in many ways!: ) APPY-you crack me up!:)

[Jefferson Adams]

LOL Post #21

[francisandbeans]

Let me guess....this is differrent. She is a great girl...blah,blah,blah yadda, yadda yadda.

Marriage is a curse. The minute men figure out how to have and raise kids without women, women will be hurled on the ash heap of discarded lies and replaced with robotic mistresses.

[Bikers4Bush]

Did she say yes?

[Jefferson Adams]

I agree, lowbridge. Lisa, don't let him get away!

[Lee'sGhost]

Dear Lisa,

I don't know you but I felt compelled to point out that Darth has a light sabre thingie in his hand there. I think the plan is to, like, cut your head off or something when you reach for the ring. I think it's a trap. Either that or he's about ready to to cut his knee off. I'm not sure. Either way, I'd be getting pretty nervous about now. >p>Have you done a background check on this guy? Is he known to wear weird costumes and go to space geek conventions? On the other hand, if you know what the Morioshi Karu is, you guys are probably well suit for each other.

Go for it.

[Brett66]

His journey to the Dark Side is now complete...........

[lowbridge]

Did she say yes?

Waiting for the answer :-)

[Lizavetta]

The minute men figure out how to have and raise kids without women, women will be hurled on the ash heap of discarded lies and replaced with robotic mistresses.

Good luck teaching your robot how to dust your broom, big boy.

[AppyPappy]

Geez, she hasn't even accepted and you already have them divorced. you Have some patience foresight. quick give me a lotto number

[MaeWest]

"Please, please!"

Waytago Darth!

[lowbridge]

bump

[Bikers4Bush]

I've got ten to one that if she says yes the first thing she takes to the curb is his life size cut out of Darth Vader that stands in the corner of his bedroom.

Then, and only then, will he understand the TRUE journey he has embarked on.

[Askel5]

You are too funny!

[Sabertooth]

Nice job Chris.

BTW, I've got a caterer for you...

[diotima]

now now..........

[Just another Joe]

You've got it all wrong FAB. Here's the way it's supposed to be.

Picture your her soul as a big bowl of Jello. Now picture that bowl of Jello haveing a straw inserted into. Now picture that straw being used to slowly suck out all of the Jello. You She will be left with just a bowl and divorce will take half of that.

[Jefferson Adams]

marriage bumpage

[jrherreid]

Congrats!

[ST.LOUIE1]

Congratulations, Chris.

May your and Lisa's life together be a very happy one.

God bless.

[lowbridge]

bump