[hole_n_one]

Because America was afraid to take any casualties on the ground. We let our allies do all the dying

When it's finally decided where and when your ass kicking takes place, I've got dibs on the first shot.

[Macklew]

"When it's finally decided where and when your ass kicking takes place, I've got dibs on the first shot."

How can you tell where to start? You'll have to kick him all over!