Regarding Jerry Rivers, that video image of him crawling in Afghanistan has always looked like it was on a sound stage. If there is nuclear war (and emp hasn't prevented video transmissions), I'm sure Whereswaldo Chimera will have makeup artists fully on hand to simulate burns he received hundreds of miles away from where he claims to be reporting.
What I do worry about is what the global groups will try to do with the tens of millions of refugees that would have to evacuate the radioactive regions. I'm sure we will do our part in giving a few more million a home.
We've got enough 7-11 clerks. We don't need millions more sucking on our med system with bone cancer.