Skip to comments.Buddy Death Report Raises More Questions Than It Answers
Posted on 01/04/2002 8:14:18 AM PST by Mia T
The report fails to explain how Buddy was able to wrest from the strong arm of the Secret Service and negotiate the multimillion-dollar, taxpayer-financed retrofits that were installed to make the poorly located suburban house safe for the universally despised former first couple. The report also fails to include a timeline detailing the whereabouts of the clintons on the day of the death. The clinton report's indictment of a sport utility vehicle (SUV) has caused incipient whispers of a vast left-wing conspiracy and the ever-expanding list of dead adverse clinton witnesses to fill the Senate cloakroom.
Buddy was a 1997 'gift' from a 'benefactor' who subscribed to the notion: "If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog," particularly sage advice for a DC couple forever mired in scandal and antipathy. Whether Buddy also subscribed to that notion was questioned as recently as last January when he entangled himself in the impeached ex-president's legs, dropping clinton to the pavement; clinton insisted at the time that there was no malevolence involved, that they were simply playing a game of fetch. clinton refused to say who was doing the fetching. (see BILL & HILL & BUDDY & HELEN, Helen Thomas Syndrome: THE SYMPTOMS )
The White House reported that the clintons' first First Pet, Socks, a cat, "greeted the canine acquisition with a hiss previously reserved only for Ken Starr." Because Buddy remained Socks' nemesis throughout the clinton dog days, Socks was eventually exiled to Virginia, to the suburban home of Betty Currie, former clinton subornee and sex scheduler. At the time, clinton observed: "I made more progress in the Middle East than I did between Socks and Buddy." Retrospectively, it is clear that clinton's characterization was incorrect.
Buddy web sites quickly exploded in cyberspace. (Socks web sites, too, he would add.) Mrs. clinton, a long-time adherent of synergistic exploitation, "authored" an instant book about three groups favored for exploitation by the clintons: dogs, cats and children. "Dear Socks, Dear Buddy: Kids' Letters to the First Pets" was published by the clintons' personal agitprop-and-money-laundering machine, Simon & Schuster. (see Is hillary clinton's $8M "book advance" a Peter-Principle artifact?)
Although Chappaqua locals share the national repugnance for the clintons, their feelings never spilled over to Buddy. "The big highlight for people was, 'I just saw Buddy,' never mind Mr. and Mrs. Clinton," said Christine Meyer, owner of Wags and Whiskers here.
Maybe for folks who don't have anything better to do with their time. Could we please refrain from making points with a dead dog?
I had forgeten about that pic of Clinton falling down with the dog!
I want autopsy pictures!
Why don't they cover the Ron Brown murder instead?
For example. . .
Never forget the Ron Brown Crash [Repost]
Mia's posts are creative often funny, and remarkably insightful. Better than questions like "What is your favorite colored comb?"
I am amazed at the shallowness of your perspective; not to mention lack of appreciation for the wit/wisdom and creativity of Mia T. . .and this piece is more than just hillarius!
. . .more suprised, given your considerations of 'time'. . . that you have nothing better to do with yours than to just respond so critically. . .
Free Republic is not just for pointy heads. . .or for what , how can I describe this. . . 'grimreaperfreepers', so to speak. . .which you sound like. . .
. . .or maybe it is just something you ate today. . .
p.s. Thanks Mia T. . .this was great. . .
Good one, but you forgot to </sarcasm> so others would know it is a joke.
was published by the clintons' personal agitprop-and-money-laundering machine, Simon & Schuster
For heaven's sake, get a sense of humor.
And over yourself!
Obviously Mrs. C is trying to maintain her political viability with the animal rights crowd...hehehe
First Buddy thread I've read, Mia. Thanks for the chuckles.
Youch! Sad, but too possible!
Perhaps they should have said.
In a statement issued by Mrs. Clinton's office: "I don't recall anyone named Buddy. My mind is Jello."
Is Buddy really dead, or should this have been posted on a 'humor' thread?
Buddy was a beautiful dog. Sad.
I read today -- I think in the Washington Times article on Buddy's death -- that Bill and Hillary were vacationing together in Acapulco at the time of the accident. Can that really be true?
If true, it evokes memories of another clinton mise-en-scene: a pair of middle-age-spread rubes fake-dancing on the beach just days before Monica-gate broke,
GORE'S BEST FRIEND?
Inside the Beltway has learned that D.C. animal-control authorities recently received an emergency call from a guard posted at an entrance gate outside Vice President Al Gore's mansion on Massachusetts Avenue.
The officer, apparently with the uniformed division of the Secret Service, told the authorities that a sick dog had been lingering around the vice president's property, and could they please send somebody out to pick up the pooch.
The animal-control people arrived and quickly determined that the dog, a poodle, required immediate emergency veterinary care.
According to our source, who works in veterinary medicine, the dog was suffering from "maggot infestation of the muscles, resulting from an open, untreated wound."
The dog, it turned out, belongs to the family of Vice President Al Gore.
The dog was transported to Friendship Animal Hospital in the District, a 24-hour facility that provides emergency care under director Dr. Peter Glassman.
"No, I have no comment," Dr. Glassman said when we contacted him yesterday.
Earlier, an employee in Dr. Glassman's office said the staff was under "strict order" not to discuss the case.
"I told my staff not to comment on anything that goes on here," Dr. Glassman said when we repeated the charge.
A D.C. animal-control official also confirmed our story earlier this week but said that agency is also "under a gag order." The employee said any official comment would have to come from Mary Healey, executive director of the Washington Humane Society.
Reached yesterday, Ms. Healey confirmed: "We had received a call to pick up a dog in the vicinity of the vice presidential property and we responded to the call. We located the dog; I believe it was a poodle . . . named Coconut. The dog was apparently injured in some way.
"Our normal procedure . . . is to transport such an animal to Friendship Animal Hospital, and that was the end of the road for us."
Ms. Healey said she didn't believe Coconut carried a name tag, but she confirmed that authorities were able to determine at the scene that the dog did have an owner and was not a stray.
Our initial source said the guard who reported the dog's condition to authorities "claims not to have realized the dog belonged to the Gores, but the animal-control people think he was just trying to get the suffering animal some help without jeopardizing his job."
Tipper Gore, speaking yesterday afternoon through spokeswoman Sally Aman, said: "What happened is we've been having construction on the house and Coconut got out, and was missing for a couple of days. It's an amazing dog. She's 16 years old. It had been outside the grounds and found its way home, and that's when it was discovered."
She said the dog, after its surgery, was nursed back to health by the Gore children.
It could not be determined whether the Gores had reported the dog missing.