Skip to comments.Buddy Death Report Raises More Questions Than It Answers
Posted on 01/04/2002 8:14:18 AM PST by Mia T
The report fails to explain how Buddy was able to wrest from the strong arm of the Secret Service and negotiate the multimillion-dollar, taxpayer-financed retrofits that were installed to make the poorly located suburban house safe for the universally despised former first couple. The report also fails to include a timeline detailing the whereabouts of the clintons on the day of the death. The clinton report's indictment of a sport utility vehicle (SUV) has caused incipient whispers of a vast left-wing conspiracy and the ever-expanding list of dead adverse clinton witnesses to fill the Senate cloakroom.
Buddy was a 1997 'gift' from a 'benefactor' who subscribed to the notion: "If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog," particularly sage advice for a DC couple forever mired in scandal and antipathy. Whether Buddy also subscribed to that notion was questioned as recently as last January when he entangled himself in the impeached ex-president's legs, dropping clinton to the pavement; clinton insisted at the time that there was no malevolence involved, that they were simply playing a game of fetch. clinton refused to say who was doing the fetching. (see BILL & HILL & BUDDY & HELEN, Helen Thomas Syndrome: THE SYMPTOMS )
The White House reported that the clintons' first First Pet, Socks, a cat, "greeted the canine acquisition with a hiss previously reserved only for Ken Starr." Because Buddy remained Socks' nemesis throughout the clinton dog days, Socks was eventually exiled to Virginia, to the suburban home of Betty Currie, former clinton subornee and sex scheduler. At the time, clinton observed: "I made more progress in the Middle East than I did between Socks and Buddy." Retrospectively, it is clear that clinton's characterization was incorrect.
Buddy web sites quickly exploded in cyberspace. (Socks web sites, too, he would add.) Mrs. clinton, a long-time adherent of synergistic exploitation, "authored" an instant book about three groups favored for exploitation by the clintons: dogs, cats and children. "Dear Socks, Dear Buddy: Kids' Letters to the First Pets" was published by the clintons' personal agitprop-and-money-laundering machine, Simon & Schuster. (see Is hillary clinton's $8M "book advance" a Peter-Principle artifact?)
Although Chappaqua locals share the national repugnance for the clintons, their feelings never spilled over to Buddy. "The big highlight for people was, 'I just saw Buddy,' never mind Mr. and Mrs. Clinton," said Christine Meyer, owner of Wags and Whiskers here.
Maybe for folks who don't have anything better to do with their time. Could we please refrain from making points with a dead dog?
I had forgeten about that pic of Clinton falling down with the dog!
I want autopsy pictures!
Why don't they cover the Ron Brown murder instead?
For example. . .
Never forget the Ron Brown Crash [Repost]
Mia's posts are creative often funny, and remarkably insightful. Better than questions like "What is your favorite colored comb?"
I am amazed at the shallowness of your perspective; not to mention lack of appreciation for the wit/wisdom and creativity of Mia T. . .and this piece is more than just hillarius!
. . .more suprised, given your considerations of 'time'. . . that you have nothing better to do with yours than to just respond so critically. . .
Free Republic is not just for pointy heads. . .or for what , how can I describe this. . . 'grimreaperfreepers', so to speak. . .which you sound like. . .
. . .or maybe it is just something you ate today. . .
p.s. Thanks Mia T. . .this was great. . .
Good one, but you forgot to </sarcasm> so others would know it is a joke.