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[Quilla]

Never been first before - did I make it?

[tomkat]

it would appear so, yes !
didn't 'spect anyone in here this time o'day ...

[tomkat]

- fm

[Quilla]

Four in the morning is my favorite freeping time. The house is quiet, the men are preparing for hunting, and the coffee's fine.

[tomkat]

yes, my favorite time of day was always the wee mornin' hours,
with everyone still asleep in a quiet house...

one of the things i miss the most

[Quilla]

Hope this helps y'all start the day with a smile:

A 7-year-old boy and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom practicing their swearing. The older boy suggests that it is time they introduce their parents to their new talent. He tells his little brother, "When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say 'ass'." The 4-year-old readily agrees.

As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."

The surprised mother reacts with a swift whack on the boy's bottom and tells him to go to his room. The boy runs upstairs, crying and rubbing his backside.

With a sterner voice, the mother asks her younger son what he would like for breakfast. The boy replies, "I don't know, but you can sure bet your ass it's not gonna be Cheerios!"

[lodwick]

A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

“Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner. “I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs.”

“Got it,” the homeowner replied. “But what’s the shotgun for?”

“If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,” the man said, “shoot the Chihuahua.”

borrowed from the Canteen

[.38sw]

Oops! New thread. I posted to you on the old thread. Here's what I posted:

The media are just doing what they always do... support the democRATS no matter what they do. And now they are trying to slant this so they can paint President Bush with the same dirty brush used on Clinton. And to do so, knowing that so many of the American population that votes don't bother to read anything... they leave out the democRATS. Isn't that special!

You are right, the media is smearing by implication, and most people don't really read closely, or think about what they are reading or hearing. I used to do the same shallow reading and listening when I was younger. Fortunately, I've grown up a lot. The article I read yesterday really said nothing of substance - and as I said, I read it twice. After every paragraph, I'm left with a "So what?" in my mind. There seems to be no "there" there, but that doesn't stop the writer from the breathless "revelations" and the implication the Bush administration and President Bush himself are all in some deep doo-doo. And I can hardly wait to see the gleeful letters to the editor in the local rag pointing out how corrupt Bush is, and let the impeachment proceedings begin. Actually, I've already seen calls for his impeachment in the local rag. Makes me sick...

[.38sw]

OH, and good morning everyone!

[.38sw]

Good morning, TK. Are you doing OK?

[.38sw]

Someone please save me!! I'm funkling here...

[.38sw]

Looks like i'm here all by myself.

Here is a photo of some deer I saw on the coast at Pacific Grove. They were pretty unafraid.

[lodwick]

Hey - Good morn to ya. My wife encountered 5 deer on a neighbor's front lawn this a.m. whilst walking the dogs - almost lost the dogs, and the deer were totally unafraid. Have a wonderful Saturday. JL

[catpuppy]

Lest you set a record that can never be broken, I'll have to jump in here, 38. History will thank me for it. Nice deer picture.

[catpuppy]

History will thank me for it.

Correction. History will thank lodwick for stopping your run for the ultimate funkle.

[.38sw]

I am so releived - thank you for saving me!

[null and void]

Morning all, *grumble*

[tomkat]

you have e--

[tomkat]

reckon i'll survive till i die,
least it's worked up till now ...

got a break from a friend.
will update in a few days ...

[lodwick]

reckon i'll survive till i die, least it's worked up till now ...

lol - one of the most sound philosophies I've seen lately - I like it. JL

[Servant of the Nine]

I'm bringging these along from the last thread

So9
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To: sweetliberty

I just got home from work!! I'm whipped ... I'm off to bed now. Night sweetie ... 5:08 AM Eastern

How late do the bondage clubs stay open in Arkansas?

So9
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To: gratefulwharffratt

My sister is a Bud girl down in Charlotte

Can she get us pit passes at the races, and does she still have her hair? (on her head) {I hope}

So9
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[sweetliberty]

Mornin' y'all! Hope everybody is having a good day. So9 is picking on me already this morning.

[Servant of the Nine]

So9 is picking on me already this morning.

No Mam, just inquiring into the club scene in Clinton Land.

So9

[sweetliberty]

"How late do the bondage clubs stay open in Arkansas?"

Fantasy of yours darlin'?

[Servant of the Nine]

Fantasy of yours darlin'?

Just curious, I personally prefer to do things like that in the privacy of the home, or a cheap motel room.

So9

[sweetliberty]

"just inquiring into the club scene"

Afraid I can't answer that. Only club I've set foot in here was a place called Boot Scooters, and that was with a couple of FReepers after the last meeting. We have another one today, only this time we're going to eat barbeque.

[Servant of the Nine]

this time we're going to eat barbeque.

I'm not going there. It is too early in the day to argue religion

So9

[sweetliberty]

"It is too early in the day to argue religion"

LOL! I agree. However, this place sounds to be quite unique. We shall see. If you don't hear from the Arkansas contingent for awhile, you'll know I made a very bad choice and we have done serious damage to each other.

[Mo1]

Mo, where EXACTLY is this mythical, super-cool, car-loving, Bud-girl lusting, Southern grub eating Hubbie of yours from anyway???

Ok ... well he grew up in Hunstville, Alabama and moved up to Yankee Land in the late 70's because of his dad's work

His fathers folks are from Birmingham, Alabama .. most are still in take area .. others have spread around the state ..

Does that help!!

[Mo1]

No I grew up in Los Angeles... Sorry never tied anyones hair to a bus...David

Oh well ... However it is a pleasure to meet you .. do come around some more

.. Maureen

[Mo1]

OK .. Donna Butthead is on Fox with Tony Snow ..

HELLO ... Excuse me .. when did you need 60 Votes to pass a bill???

[Darlin']

Good afternoon Mo, Good to see you today. :)

Ratty might like to know hubby's family are Auburn grads and fans. That makes a differnce down here. FOFL

[Letitring]

Good morning. Yawn. WOnderful day, here. :)

[Mo1]

Yea ... What Darlin' said .. GO Auburn!!! ... fofl

Morning Darlin ... geez I am having a heck of a time typing .. lol

[Mo1]

Well gotta head .. But I'll be bock .. hehehe

[Darlin']

You're doing a beautiful job Mo, I widh you'd make a few tupos, it's too much of a burden for me to carry it all by myself. FOFL

[Darlin']

Morning girlfriend, it rained overnight and everything looks and smells so fresh and clean today. The sun is shining and it's glorious. Cool but glorious.

[ValerieUSA]

Have you noticed the Catholic-bashing that goes on here at FR? I'm not Catholic, but I've never seen it as my duty to blast the Catholic ways, especially in a hurtful and sarcastic manner. I just saw this at a C S Lewis site, and it seems to state my own policy:
The C. S. Lewis Foundation is committed to "Mere Christianity" as opposed to "My Christianity." It respects both the social necessity and value of differing Christian traditions, but it intends to celebrate their commonality in Christ as opposed to their distinctives. ("In essentials, unity; in non-essentials, liberty; in all things, charity." Phillip Melancthon)

[lodwick]

Too much bashing. Period, imo. Life's too short to spend time hammering others - but I will make a huge exception for the bent one and the PIAPS. JL

[Servant of the Nine]

committed to "Mere Christianity" as opposed to "My Christianity." It respects both the social necessity and value of differing Christian traditions, but it intends to celebrate their commonality in Christ as opposed to their distinctives. ("In essentials, unity; in non-essentials, liberty; in all things, charity." Phillip Melancthon

If that is your policy, then I won't ever attack you again (at least about that).

I admire Melancthon as a phillosopher, but don't forget that besides writing this, he also led, in the field, a bloody war against another Protestant Sect to convert or kill them (One of the many Calvinist vs. Lutheran Wars). Words have to mean things.

So9

[ValerieUSA]

I admit to knowing nothing about him or the Calvinist/Lutheran wars - that quote just jumped out at me.

[Servant of the Nine]

that quote just jumped out at me.

He was actually a very admirable man until the passions of his times overtook him. He died on the Battlefield. That shows how hard it is to hold on to that kind of non denominational love for our fellow man. He is well worth reading.

So9

[davidosborne]

I try to visit everywhere I am "pinged" to, feel free to add me to your "ping" list, and FReepmail me if you are anyone else for that matter wishes to be on mine..Click here to sign petition supporting AG John Ashcroft...

David

[palo verde]

hi habs
I'm back on FReeoples
tell tomkat to get the freeoples pub ready
we have a dinner and dancing date for when the Habs win the cup
do you want me to wear my Hermes scarf
Love, Palo

[lodwick]

Subject: VERY GOOD LESSON!!!

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead
Second worm in cigarette smoke -dead
Third worm in sperm -dead
Fourth worm in soil - alive

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.

email from friend

[palo verde]

fofl got your FReepmail
so you think I'm loco
you'll change your tune when the Quantum Awakening happens
you're lucky to have me preparin' you for it
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi chickita
just cause I necked with your boyfriend on new years eve
is no reason to post I'm glad that durned palo is gone
I'm goin' sunning and swimming now
I think I'll stop and buy perfume on the way home
I heard cosmopolitan men are very fond of perfume
hi ac
which perfume do you like?
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Delighted to have you back!! Oh, and come as you are.Hermes is tooooo much for a Stanley Cup Parade ;-)Just do your nails in bleu,blanc et rouge...LOL!

[Servant of the Nine]

you'll change your tune when the Quantum Awakening happens you're lucky to have me preparin' you for it

palo, you have missed the boat. The Quantum Awakening was in 1992.
The smart people all went and left us behind. How else do you think Bill Clinton got elected?

We are the Quantum Rejects.

So9