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Posted on 01/16/2002 6:36:40 AM PST by mykdsmom
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posted on
01/16/2002 6:36:40 AM PST
by
mykdsmom
To: mykdsmom
Somali Corporation: You have one cow. Government designates you as rancher.
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posted on
01/16/2002 6:41:27 AM PST
by
2right
To: Constitution Day
Thought you may enjoy this.
MKM
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posted on
01/16/2002 6:43:48 AM PST
by
mykdsmom
To: mykdsmom
NEW YORK CORPORATION: You have fifteen million cows. You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas.ROTFLMAO!!!! - Yeah!!!
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posted on
01/16/2002 6:48:52 AM PST
by
P8riot
To: mudboyslim
Thought you might like this
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posted on
01/16/2002 6:50:03 AM PST
by
P8riot
To: mykdsmom
bttt
To: mykdsmom
LOL! Filed and Saved! Thanks!
To: mykdsmom
It's almost the sad truth!
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posted on
01/16/2002 6:59:33 AM PST
by
sboyd
To: P8riot
"DEMONRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, KILL and KEEP the Cow and give a coupla burgers to your neighbor. You feel righteous 'cuz yer too damn IGNORANT to realize the RATS just ripped off yer Cow!!" LOL...thanks fer the bump, my fellow P8triot...MUD
To: mykdsmom
"JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk." Methinks this e-mail musta been floatin' around Cyber-Space awhile if they still believe in the Myth of Japanese Hyper-Efficiency.
Thanks fer the post, my FRiend...MUD
To: mykdsmom
Japanese Corporation: You have two cows. You sell shares in your cows future production based on inflated milk production figures. You then lend money to your neighbor using the inflated value of the stock as collateral. Your neighbor buys two cows, and repeats the process to another neighbor.
American Multi-Level Corporation: You have two cows. Milk sell's for $4.00 a gallon.. retail. You combine the milk from both and call it "concentrated." You add 50% to the price to pay for commissions. You sell the milk to a neighbor, who takes 25% and pays you to ship the milk to him, he also pays the taxes for you. The neighbor sells the milk to someone in his down-line, who recieves a 10% commission, he in turn sells it to another who gets a 5% commission...and the milk eventually ends up on the table of one of your down-line reps who didn't sell enough milk to be eligble for a commission...but buys it anyway for $5.20 (shipping and handling not included) and believes he's "saving" 30% over the retail price.
To: mykdsmom
I'll just give this one the old bump-a-rooney. MOOO!!
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posted on
01/16/2002 7:24:03 AM PST
by
redhead
To: mykdsmom
ENRON CORPORATION: You have 100 cows. You bribe a president, much of the Congress, and cook the books.
Pretty soon you have 1000 cows considered as an asset in another company, for which you pay no taxes, count as debt, then leverage to borrow money to buy more cows. You accumulate so much debt buying cows, you're forced to declare bankruptcy, but first you milk all the cows, sell the milk, and pocket all the money.
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posted on
01/16/2002 7:39:50 AM PST
by
Liz
To: mykdsmom
This is hilarious...I'm suprised not that many Freepers are replying BUMP!
To: mykdsmom
A fun BTTT...the last one is a hoot!-)
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posted on
01/16/2002 7:45:10 AM PST
by
beowolf
To: mykdsmom
GREEN PARTY:You have two cows. You let them go free.
To: finnman69
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posted on
01/16/2002 7:56:13 AM PST
by
mykdsmom
To: mykdsmom
Surrealism: You own two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.
To: mykdsmom
wooooh whooo!
Polish joke? In '02?
How can this be?
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posted on
01/16/2002 8:38:42 AM PST
by
Redbob
To: mykdsmom
REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
After Trent Lott "compromises" with Dasshole:
REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? Cut one cow in half, give it to your neighbor and say, "See? I ain't as bad as the other guy"
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posted on
01/16/2002 8:49:38 AM PST
by
KeyBored
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