POLITICS EXPLAINED (Humor, MUST READ!!!)

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[P8riot]

Have you seen this?

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...I'm a signator...MUD

[mindprism.com]

COW LOCAL 102: A pig convinces you and your fellow cows that you deserve better food than grass and tells you that you can live off your own milk while you await your steak dinner.

[mindprism.com]

LIBERTARIAN:You have two cows, 'loose' and 'looser'.

[mykdsmom]

OMG (I'm laughing so hard)........you wrote the original list right?

MKM

[mindprism.com]

LOL. no, but I got a feel for the spirit of the thing. where'd ya get it?

[mykdsmom]

My BIL knowing of my LOVE for politics and FR e-mailed it to me. I didn't ask where he found it, I will.

He's a closet FReeper too, I converted him ; )

MKM

[Constitution Day]

The last one is my favorite!

Thanks MKM!!

[Tinman]

I like #23 but I don't "get" #24. Just dense, I guess.

Regards

[mindprism.com]

Beastality.

[Tinman]

OH!

Being a libertarian, I don't think along those lines. Thought it might have been the infamous confusion of "loose" and "lose".

Regards

[mindprism.com]

Being a libertarian, I don't think along those lines.

Being a libertarian, I do, but only for tongue-in-cheek purposes.

If you can't make fun of yourself, you forfeit your right to slap stupid people.

[AnnaZ]

I got that email a while ago from a friend and it KILLED me.

 

It also included these:

 

A CHRISTIAN:
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

A MEXICAN CORPORATION:
You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow looks like. You
take a nap.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5,000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing
them for others.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American
corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares
bankruptcy.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.

[mykdsmom]

LOL.......good additions to the list.

MKM