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Urban Legend Haiku
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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!


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To: LN2Campy
It's just about sex.
Back to the people's business.
Please, let's move on now.
51 posted on 01/17/2002 6:13:15 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: Grit
You win.
52 posted on 01/17/2002 6:13:51 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: LN2Campy
stabbing pain in seat

wish I had stayed home

and rented a movie

53 posted on 01/17/2002 6:15:50 AM PST by skeeter
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To: LN2Campy
Pledge of Allegiance
can we say that anymore?
blame harry potter
54 posted on 01/17/2002 6:16:07 AM PST by shattered
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To: LN2Campy
Better than work, this.
Can't stop writing bad haikus.
Please, just shoot me now.
55 posted on 01/17/2002 6:18:02 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: LN2Campy
Finger licking good
Seventeen herbs and spices
This chicken has hair.
56 posted on 01/17/2002 6:20:20 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
Ha! KFC's meat
Is grown in huge bio-vats
From tissue samples.
57 posted on 01/17/2002 6:24:12 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: LN2Campy
Islam is peaceful
Christians burn crowded churches
Clinton told me so
58 posted on 01/17/2002 6:35:22 AM PST by ben richards
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To: Slicksadick
The list grows and grows,
Arkansas is dangerous.
Just ask Uncle Vince.
59 posted on 01/17/2002 6:39:24 AM PST by gridlock
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To: Ratatoskr
Woo Hoo.
60 posted on 01/17/2002 6:40:13 AM PST by Grit
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To: Ratatoskr
The sky is falling
Software must be updated
Damn that Y2K
61 posted on 01/17/2002 6:43:12 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
An urban legend
summarized in a haiku
oh please make it stop
62 posted on 01/17/2002 6:50:17 AM PST by ctdonath2
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To: jim997
Even though he's gone
We rememember his "high-jinks"
Lawn Chair Larry flies

OK...like you said...it's not an urban legend, but a lot of people thought it was

63 posted on 01/17/2002 6:50:49 AM PST by B Knotts
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To: B Knotts
Like urban legend
but too strange to not be true
why are not the rest?
64 posted on 01/17/2002 6:54:06 AM PST by ctdonath2
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To: LN2Campy
Crocs in the sewer
Grown up from pet store babies
From toilet bite butt
65 posted on 01/17/2002 6:56:29 AM PST by Slicksadick
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To: Slicksadick
Osama lives here,
And works at a McDonalds.
You want fries with that?
66 posted on 01/17/2002 7:00:37 AM PST by gridlock
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To: Rebelbase
A car streaks with flame
Across the barren desert
It will end badly.
67 posted on 01/17/2002 7:05:32 AM PST by gridlock
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To: LN2Campy
How was I to know,
The gang initiation:
"Kill those who flash lights"?
68 posted on 01/17/2002 7:07:26 AM PST by gridlock
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To: gridlock
Nostradamus knew
Of September Eleven
Many years ago
69 posted on 01/17/2002 7:08:12 AM PST by Freemyland
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To: Freemyland
How embarrassing
To tell the entire classroom
It's really salty
70 posted on 01/17/2002 7:10:19 AM PST by Freemyland
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To: gridlock
Finger in my fries
A happy meal it wasn't
Secret sauce is vile
71 posted on 01/17/2002 7:10:23 AM PST by Slicksadick
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To: LN2Campy
Poor poor Richard Gere
An animal lover who
once owned a gerbil
72 posted on 01/17/2002 7:12:56 AM PST by Freemyland
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Ann Coulter is a BABE!
Analyze the chromosomes
She once was a man!!
73 posted on 01/17/2002 7:17:43 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: CheneyChick;LN2Campy
Urban-Haiku
=========

As Doberman chokes,
Real Elvis is seen, while fat
Roach hides in her Hair

-bwteim



74 posted on 01/17/2002 7:18:10 AM PST by bwteim
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To: LN2Campy
Video from home
Who's that chick pulling a train?
"I want a divorce!!"
75 posted on 01/17/2002 7:19:59 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: bwteim
Bottle of peroxide
Empty in the kitchen sink
Blondes do have more fun

Cheers! CC :)

76 posted on 01/17/2002 7:22:29 AM PST by CheneyChick
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To: innocentbystander
oops, s/b proxide (I still can't count...)

oh well.

77 posted on 01/17/2002 7:24:11 AM PST by CheneyChick
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To: gridlock
"Ah, my new JATO"
3-2-1 bang "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!"
"Oh, sh_t i'm fly.." SPLAT!
78 posted on 01/17/2002 7:30:14 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Slicksadick
LOL!!!!!
79 posted on 01/17/2002 7:32:16 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
Abbey road album
Walking in crosswalk, no shoes?
Pauls not really dead
80 posted on 01/17/2002 7:42:27 AM PST by Slicksadick
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To: Rebelbase
A biscuit doe container explodes in back of car, hitting driver in head, she thinks is shot and is holding brains.
81 posted on 01/17/2002 7:42:56 AM PST by jim997
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To: coloradan
To kill Anthrax spores
Place mail in the microwave
Don't go to the mall

82 posted on 01/17/2002 7:46:38 AM PST by ganesha
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To: Slicksadick,
Hebrews in demand
Native Americans too
Tonto Kawolski
83 posted on 01/17/2002 7:50:06 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
Airliners in sky
Crash into World Trade Center
The Jews did it.
84 posted on 01/17/2002 7:50:37 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Rebelbase
Ollie is scared?
Osamma, not likely
Abu was the threat
85 posted on 01/17/2002 7:52:06 AM PST by Slicksadick
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To: Grit
Seek the Holy Grail
A Møøse once bit my sister...
Ending disappoints.
87 posted on 01/17/2002 7:53:26 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: Lazamataz
The bride cheats winter.
Tanning sessions closely spaced.
Stange stench, insides cooked!
88 posted on 01/17/2002 7:57:12 AM PST by SarahW
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To: Rikastrom; xsmommy; hobbes1; loanpalm; argh; doubled; slip18; cyberliberty; gabz
There once was a moose;
The creature bit my sister.
I really like cheese
90 posted on 01/17/2002 8:02:35 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: SarahW
One more for the road
Car in garage, sleeps it off.
bumper holds surprise
91 posted on 01/17/2002 8:03:21 AM PST by SarahW
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To: innocentbystander
Cue ball head looks cool
No chick resists Mr. Clean
QUICK get me band-aids!!
92 posted on 01/17/2002 8:06:26 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: innocentbystander
Chatting on cell phone
Select Unleaded Supreme
Uh oh. Big KABOOM!
93 posted on 01/17/2002 8:08:10 AM PST by CheneyChick
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To: ganesha
Just go about your
normal life in a heightened
state of alertness

94 posted on 01/17/2002 8:09:37 AM PST by ganesha
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To: Ratatoskr
To be Monica
Is to be a dirty joke
Live with it, bad girl
95 posted on 01/17/2002 8:13:34 AM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: SarahW
Send a get-well card
to the little dying boy
Pass on this message
96 posted on 01/17/2002 8:14:08 AM PST by SarahW
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To: SarahW
Send a get-well card
to the little dying boy
Pass on this message
97 posted on 01/17/2002 8:14:08 AM PST by SarahW
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To: jim997
"A biscuit doe container"

Haikus I can't do
But I know a doe from dough;
Spell checker crashed?

--Boris

98 posted on 01/17/2002 8:15:18 AM PST by boris
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To: boris
Security Guard stays warm by sitting in front of Micro Wave tower dish.
99 posted on 01/17/2002 8:22:00 AM PST by jim997
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To: CheneyChick
I am very poor
Don't have money for Enron
Hard to lose nothing.
100 posted on 01/17/2002 8:23:57 AM PST by fish hawk
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