Urban Legend Haiku

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[LN2Campy]

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!

[LN2Campy]

test

[dighton]

Carlin email says,
"I'm a BAD American."
FReepers, enjoy this!

[freedomson]

Bury to it's neck
Aim lawnmower at the cat
Decapitated

[RLK]

Do you have something to do with liquid nitrogen?

[glock rocks]

test

miscellaneous
vanity burning bandwidth
is not breaking news

[Mr. Bird]

Who let Daschle out?

Shoes covered with his foul waste.

Clean up the Senate!

[Freemyland]

Ollie testified
Osama is a danger
Now Gore's been added

[RedWhiteBlue]

So many legends
What would we do without Snopes,
gullible readers?

[jim997]

The oldest one I know of is the Hooked Hand. About once a year some school will pick up on the LSD on Disney Tattoos. Don't forget the Waving Cactus, the chocking Doberman, the Disappearing Hitch Hiker, the classic "Lawn Chair Larry" which actually turned out to be true (Helium balloons tied to a lawn chair). The baby carrier left on the roof top makes it way around here about once a year too. I work with an ex-military person that claims he was briefed before going to Korea about the steeling of kidneys....Two places to find out more would be sites that talk about the Drawin Awards and Urban Legends. Actually studied these in college...it is a fun, light, topic.

[SkyPilot]

Ted Nugent exlaims

He never wrote that letter

Or Was it Carlin?

[CheneyChick]

Ping!

[LN2Campy]

sorry you dislike
maybe elsewhere on this site
are photos of Bush

[glock rocks]

frivolity wit
the bite of reality
a flame acknowledged

[gridlock]

A little kitten
Takes the shape of a glass jar.
Feline masterpiece!

[dighton]

Bill about to pass,
Five pennies tax on email.
Phone congressman now!

[gridlock]

In remote Utah,
A road, a curve, a mesa.
Rocket Car test site.

[gridlock]

Whispy gentle clouds,
Form a pattern in the sky.
Fluffy white evil.

[Rebelbase]

Freemyland is wrong
North never said Osama
Try Abu Nidal

[shattered]

Your bottle of Dawn
Has a devilish logo
Procter and Gamble

[Rebelbase]

I thought Nevada
Is where rocket cars fly high
A Chevy Nova?

[dighton]

From the quiet cell,
Lines of monk once penned, break loose.
Frankenstein's monster.

[Rebelbase]

A secret love child
Sharpton is coming on strong
Jesse's on the rocks.

[Ratatoskr]

Pop rocks and soda.
Mikey will eat anything.
Bang!!! See? I told you.

[Rebelbase]

Condit is teflon
That no shame or morals stick
Oh where is Chandra?

[Arkle]

To convey one's mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic.

[Rebelbase]

I'm an Idiot
Urban legend no compute
My replies are void

[Ratatoskr]

Metal detectors
Cannot see plastic handguns.
Those rascally Glocks!

[Logos65]

Gas station at night
Boogyman behind car seat
Gas clerk writes "LOOK OUT"

[Orual]

What is the truth?
Hidden meanings haunt and scream
Bee Tee Tee pangs me.

[Ratatoskr]

The earth gets hotter
Gaia hangs in the balance.
Damn Americans!

[Ratatoskr]

They'll never survive
The brutal Afghan winter.
Weakling US troops.

[PolyVinyl]

the dessert drys me
sundresses hide in a whole
love its to much good

[dighton]

Regarding #27:

Finally, he fixed each picture
With a saturate solution
Which was made of hyposulphite
Which, again, was made of soda.
(Very difficult the name is
For a metre like the present
But periphrasis has done it.)

-- Lewis Carroll, Hiawatha's Photographing.

[Ratatoskr]

The news media
Are fair, honest and balanced.
Who says otherwise?

[X-Servative]

Popeye and Bluto Drink O.J. and become gay New breakfast drink please

[X-Servative]

Popeye and Bluto

Drink O.J. and become gay

New breakfast drink please

[Ratatoskr]

I saw a film once
Of a huge exploding whale.
Not urban legend.

[Freemyland]

LOL!

Uh, I mean:

LOLOL
LOLOLOL
LOLOL

[Logos65]

Never washed her hair
Beehive hairdo two months old
Roaches moved right in

[LonePalm]

To read on DU
Floriduh picked the winner
President Al Gore

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[catonsville]

Accidental Tourist on WTC,
Turn around, can't you see
Your destiny, for eternity.

[ben richards]

Observation deck
A man, smiling and happy
Little does he know

[Slicksadick]

Vince alone in park
Tumbled down a leafy hill
Clean shoes? it can't be.

[spectre]

PING! :~)

sw

[Ratatoskr]

Wow! See that cactus?
No more shopping at Pier 1,
Arachnophobics.

[Rebelbase]

That is a great film
Twenty cases TNT
Car crushed by blubber.

[Grit]

Am I logged in now?

A moose once bit my sister.

And then ate her cheese!

[coloradan]

A walk in the rain
microwave things to dry them
a poodle goes bang.