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Urban Legend Haiku
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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!


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To: LN2Campy
Your bottle of Dawn
Has a devilish logo
Procter and Gamble
21 posted on 01/17/2002 5:30:51 AM PST by shattered
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To: gridlock
I thought Nevada
Is where rocket cars fly high
A Chevy Nova?
22 posted on 01/17/2002 5:32:19 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: bologna.com; bootyist-monk
From the quiet cell,
Lines of monk once penned, break loose.
Frankenstein's monster.
23 posted on 01/17/2002 5:34:53 AM PST by dighton
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To: LN2Campy
A secret love child
Sharpton is coming on strong
Jesse's on the rocks.
24 posted on 01/17/2002 5:37:40 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
Pop rocks and soda.
Mikey will eat anything.
Bang!!! See? I told you.
25 posted on 01/17/2002 5:42:10 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: LN2Campy
Condit is teflon
That no shame or morals stick
Oh where is Chandra?
26 posted on 01/17/2002 5:42:33 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
To convey one's mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic.
27 posted on 01/17/2002 5:43:31 AM PST by Arkle
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To: LN2Campy, Freemyland
I'm an Idiot
Urban legend no compute
My replies are void
28 posted on 01/17/2002 5:45:31 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
Metal detectors
Cannot see plastic handguns.
Those rascally Glocks!
29 posted on 01/17/2002 5:45:45 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: LN2Campy
Gas station at night
Boogyman behind car seat
Gas clerk writes "LOOK OUT"
30 posted on 01/17/2002 5:45:58 AM PST by Logos65
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To: dighton
What is the truth?
Hidden meanings haunt and scream
Bee Tee Tee pangs me.
31 posted on 01/17/2002 5:47:41 AM PST by Orual
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To: LN2Campy
The earth gets hotter
Gaia hangs in the balance.
Damn Americans!
32 posted on 01/17/2002 5:48:29 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: LN2Campy
They'll never survive
The brutal Afghan winter.
Weakling US troops.
33 posted on 01/17/2002 5:51:45 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: dighton
the dessert drys me
sundresses hide in a whole
love its to much good
34 posted on 01/17/2002 5:53:15 AM PST by PolyVinyl
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To: Arkle
Regarding #27:
Finally, he fixed each picture
With a saturate solution
Which was made of hyposulphite
Which, again, was made of soda.
(Very difficult the name is
For a metre like the present
But periphrasis has done it.)

-- Lewis Carroll, Hiawatha's Photographing.


35 posted on 01/17/2002 5:54:08 AM PST by dighton
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To: LN2Campy
The news media
Are fair, honest and balanced.
Who says otherwise?
36 posted on 01/17/2002 5:54:25 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: Ratatoskr
Popeye and Bluto Drink O.J. and become gay New breakfast drink please
37 posted on 01/17/2002 5:54:43 AM PST by X-Servative
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To: Ratatoskr
Popeye and Bluto

Drink O.J. and become gay

New breakfast drink please

38 posted on 01/17/2002 5:56:49 AM PST by X-Servative
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To: LN2Campy
I saw a film once
Of a huge exploding whale.
Not urban legend.
39 posted on 01/17/2002 5:57:13 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: Rebelbase
LOL!

Uh, I mean:

LOLOL
LOLOLOL
LOLOL

40 posted on 01/17/2002 5:57:58 AM PST by Freemyland
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