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Urban Legend Haiku
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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!


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1 posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: LN2Campy
test
2 posted on 01/17/2002 4:52:55 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: LN2Campy
Carlin email says,
"I'm a BAD American."
FReepers, enjoy this!
3 posted on 01/17/2002 4:58:12 AM PST by dighton
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To: LN2Campy
Bury to it's neck
Aim lawnmower at the cat
Decapitated
4 posted on 01/17/2002 4:58:41 AM PST by freedomson
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To: LN2Campy
Do you have something to do with liquid nitrogen?
5 posted on 01/17/2002 4:59:24 AM PST by RLK
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To: LN2Campy
test

miscellaneous
vanity burning bandwidth
is not breaking news

6 posted on 01/17/2002 5:01:06 AM PST by glock rocks
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To: LN2Campy
Who let Daschle out?

Shoes covered with his foul waste.

Clean up the Senate!

7 posted on 01/17/2002 5:02:01 AM PST by Mr. Bird
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To: LN2Campy
Ollie testified
Osama is a danger
Now Gore's been added
8 posted on 01/17/2002 5:06:13 AM PST by Freemyland
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To: LN2Campy
So many legends
What would we do without Snopes,
gullible readers?
9 posted on 01/17/2002 5:06:34 AM PST by RedWhiteBlue
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To: LN2Campy
The oldest one I know of is the Hooked Hand. About once a year some school will pick up on the LSD on Disney Tattoos. Don't forget the Waving Cactus, the chocking Doberman, the Disappearing Hitch Hiker, the classic "Lawn Chair Larry" which actually turned out to be true (Helium balloons tied to a lawn chair). The baby carrier left on the roof top makes it way around here about once a year too. I work with an ex-military person that claims he was briefed before going to Korea about the steeling of kidneys....Two places to find out more would be sites that talk about the Drawin Awards and Urban Legends. Actually studied these in college...it is a fun, light, topic.
10 posted on 01/17/2002 5:06:56 AM PST by jim997
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To: LN2Campy
Ted Nugent exlaims

He never wrote that letter

Or Was it Carlin?

11 posted on 01/17/2002 5:09:10 AM PST by SkyPilot
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To: bwteim, fish hawk
Ping!
12 posted on 01/17/2002 5:09:41 AM PST by CheneyChick
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To: glock rocks
sorry you dislike
maybe elsewhere on this site
are photos of Bush
13 posted on 01/17/2002 5:09:58 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: LN2Campy
frivolity wit
the bite of reality
a flame acknowledged
14 posted on 01/17/2002 5:14:03 AM PST by glock rocks
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To: LN2Campy
A little kitten
Takes the shape of a glass jar.
Feline masterpiece!
15 posted on 01/17/2002 5:15:38 AM PST by gridlock
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To: LN2Campy; Orual; austinTparty; MinuteGal
Bill about to pass,
Five pennies tax on email.
Phone congressman now!
16 posted on 01/17/2002 5:16:16 AM PST by dighton
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To: LN2Campy
In remote Utah,
A road, a curve, a mesa.
Rocket Car test site.
17 posted on 01/17/2002 5:17:01 AM PST by gridlock
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Whispy gentle clouds,
Form a pattern in the sky.
Fluffy white evil.
19 posted on 01/17/2002 5:27:55 AM PST by gridlock
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To: Freemyland
Freemyland is wrong
North never said Osama
Try Abu Nidal
20 posted on 01/17/2002 5:30:01 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
Your bottle of Dawn
Has a devilish logo
Procter and Gamble
21 posted on 01/17/2002 5:30:51 AM PST by shattered
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To: gridlock
I thought Nevada
Is where rocket cars fly high
A Chevy Nova?
22 posted on 01/17/2002 5:32:19 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: bologna.com; bootyist-monk
From the quiet cell,
Lines of monk once penned, break loose.
Frankenstein's monster.
23 posted on 01/17/2002 5:34:53 AM PST by dighton
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To: LN2Campy
A secret love child
Sharpton is coming on strong
Jesse's on the rocks.
24 posted on 01/17/2002 5:37:40 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
Pop rocks and soda.
Mikey will eat anything.
Bang!!! See? I told you.
25 posted on 01/17/2002 5:42:10 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: LN2Campy
Condit is teflon
That no shame or morals stick
Oh where is Chandra?
26 posted on 01/17/2002 5:42:33 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
To convey one's mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic.
27 posted on 01/17/2002 5:43:31 AM PST by Arkle
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To: LN2Campy, Freemyland
I'm an Idiot
Urban legend no compute
My replies are void
28 posted on 01/17/2002 5:45:31 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
Metal detectors
Cannot see plastic handguns.
Those rascally Glocks!
29 posted on 01/17/2002 5:45:45 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: LN2Campy
Gas station at night
Boogyman behind car seat
Gas clerk writes "LOOK OUT"
30 posted on 01/17/2002 5:45:58 AM PST by Logos65
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To: dighton
What is the truth?
Hidden meanings haunt and scream
Bee Tee Tee pangs me.
31 posted on 01/17/2002 5:47:41 AM PST by Orual
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To: LN2Campy
The earth gets hotter
Gaia hangs in the balance.
Damn Americans!
32 posted on 01/17/2002 5:48:29 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: LN2Campy
They'll never survive
The brutal Afghan winter.
Weakling US troops.
33 posted on 01/17/2002 5:51:45 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: dighton
the dessert drys me
sundresses hide in a whole
love its to much good
34 posted on 01/17/2002 5:53:15 AM PST by PolyVinyl
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To: Arkle
Regarding #27:
Finally, he fixed each picture
With a saturate solution
Which was made of hyposulphite
Which, again, was made of soda.
(Very difficult the name is
For a metre like the present
But periphrasis has done it.)

-- Lewis Carroll, Hiawatha's Photographing.


35 posted on 01/17/2002 5:54:08 AM PST by dighton
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To: LN2Campy
The news media
Are fair, honest and balanced.
Who says otherwise?
36 posted on 01/17/2002 5:54:25 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: Ratatoskr
Popeye and Bluto Drink O.J. and become gay New breakfast drink please
37 posted on 01/17/2002 5:54:43 AM PST by X-Servative
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To: Ratatoskr
Popeye and Bluto

Drink O.J. and become gay

New breakfast drink please

38 posted on 01/17/2002 5:56:49 AM PST by X-Servative
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To: LN2Campy
I saw a film once
Of a huge exploding whale.
Not urban legend.
39 posted on 01/17/2002 5:57:13 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: Rebelbase
LOL!

Uh, I mean:

LOLOL
LOLOLOL
LOLOL

40 posted on 01/17/2002 5:57:58 AM PST by Freemyland
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To: LN2Campy
Never washed her hair
Beehive hairdo two months old
Roaches moved right in
41 posted on 01/17/2002 6:01:02 AM PST by Logos65
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To: LN2Campy
To read on DU
Floriduh picked the winner
President Al Gore

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

42 posted on 01/17/2002 6:01:20 AM PST by LonePalm
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Accidental Tourist on WTC,
Turn around, can't you see
Your destiny, for eternity.
43 posted on 01/17/2002 6:02:31 AM PST by catonsville
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To: LN2Campy
Observation deck
A man, smiling and happy
Little does he know
44 posted on 01/17/2002 6:05:10 AM PST by ben richards
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To: LN2Campy
Vince alone in park
Tumbled down a leafy hill
Clean shoes? it can't be.
45 posted on 01/17/2002 6:06:11 AM PST by Slicksadick
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To: f.christian
PING! :~)

sw

46 posted on 01/17/2002 6:08:42 AM PST by spectre
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To: LN2Campy
Wow! See that cactus?
No more shopping at Pier 1,
Arachnophobics.
47 posted on 01/17/2002 6:08:53 AM PST by Ratatoskr
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To: Ratatoskr
That is a great film
Twenty cases TNT
Car crushed by blubber.
48 posted on 01/17/2002 6:10:02 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
Am I logged in now?

A moose once bit my sister.

And then ate her cheese!

49 posted on 01/17/2002 6:10:33 AM PST by Grit
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To: LN2Campy
A walk in the rain
microwave things to dry them
a poodle goes bang.
50 posted on 01/17/2002 6:12:28 AM PST by coloradan
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