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To: VRWCmember
The castle Anthrax Haiku:

You must spank her well.
And after you have spanked her,
you may deal with her

Bad! Bad! Naughty Zoot!
give us all a good spanking!
And spank me. And me.

after the spanking,
the oral sex. Oral sex!
Silence, foul temptress!

The Castle Anthrax:
I could stay a BIT longer.
Despite great peril!

104 posted on 01/17/2002 8:32:53 AM PST by Grit
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To: Grit
Great Castle Anthrax haiku. Here's one back at you.

Vile, ferocious beast,
Just a cute bunny rabbit,
Surely not a threat!

Knights are really ticked
Sir Robin soiled his armor.
Foolish Enchanter!

I shall be right back
Tonight, rabbit stew our feast.
Oh no, throat is gone!

Attack all at once
It is no match for us all
Run! Run Away! Run

What should we do now?
Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade!
Count only to Three

The rabbit is slain
Now, on to the Castle Ahg
What? French Infidels?

To Arms! Attack now!
The Castle and Grail are ours!
Who called the Police?

So the movie ends
The knights are going to jail
Taunted one last time.

141 posted on 01/17/2002 10:11:21 AM PST by VRWCmember
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