What the [fudge]? We aren't allowed to post any more profanity? [Shoot]! Why the [heck] not? It's not like we're [freakin'] kids here. We should be able to post whatever kind of [shinola] we want.
You might be suprised to know how many teenagers and younger are registered Freepers. Profanity is never necessary or desirable.
Of course I grew up in a society 180 degrees from todays where you NEVER heard profanity in mixed company.