Man named Al Kayda harrassed

WWN | 13 Nov 02

[NoamChimpsky]

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=49999

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I didn't even read the article, but the headline cracked me up.

[Notforprophet]

Welcome to FR.

[Non-Sequitur]

He should change it to Ham Mass

[martin_fierro]

Poor bastard. This almost reads like an Onion article (as opposed to a serious Weekly World News Batboy article).

[2banana]

Paging Mike Kunt - a Jack Meoff wants to talk with you...

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OK, now I read the article. It's still hysterical, mostly because The Weekly World News made it up.

They're pretty funny.

For a more accurate depiction of the anti-Muslim backlash, check out:

Crying Wolf -- The US Anti-Muslim Backlash That Wasn't

[537 Votes]

He should count his blessings. Think how close his name came to Cato Kaelin!

[MotleyGirl70]

NoamChimpsky

Or you could have gone with Noam Chi-Com_sky, LOL.

[commish]

Chi-Com_sky

he was a pretty good composer.

[Cobra64]

You kwazy wabbit. You beat me to it!

Always remember, "Never let your meat loaf."

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I think the correct spelling is "Mike Hunt." Otherwise you've got to say the K twice.

These things matter.

- Ben Dover

[Poohbah]

I know an "Ann Thracks."

[ex-Texan]

Reminds me of telephone pranks we used to do in the 1960's.
Actually, we used nearly identical words calling a bowling alley and a drive-in restuarant. We called them because we knew they would announce the call over the P.A. system.... We listen as they made the announcement several times. Then called back with the same request. Too funny for words.

[ppaul]

Reminds me of "Prince Albert in a can".

[2banana]

You are correct - I guess I got a little excited. I remember using these names in a frat sign in book. That night the President would read the names and ask if/who would like to follow up.

Frat Pres: Who knows Mike Hunt? Is he a good guy? And how about Jack Meoff. Hey, why are you guys laughing?

[sourcery]

Nim Chimsky

[RossA]

Someone should photograph him with Al Nino.

[sheik yerbouty]

Don't forget Dick Kazinya and Phil McCracken!

[MrB]

I believe we have an inept disruptor.
Noam, obviously a reference to the commie, and "chimpsky", which is a DUmmy's reference to the CIC.

Bring out your moose!