"I think a five iron swung liberally against their bare noggins would suffice nicely...."
And it has the added benefit of curing you of that slice and cutting several strokes off your game.
posted on 06/13/2003 9:05:27 AM PDT
(Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
I prefer the traditional All-American method: a non-corked Louisville Slugger, and doing your dammedest to hit a homer. . .
posted on 06/13/2003 9:47:28 AM PDT
(don't mind me: the orbital mind control lasers are making me write this. . .)
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