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Prehistoric man began global warming (projectile barf alert!)
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Posted on 12/10/2003 3:45:20 PM PST by EUPHORIC
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To: EUPHORIC
Yeah yeah, we should all go back to living like nomads, and "caring" for the earth by becoming one with it. I suppose somehow capitalism will get the blame for this in some way. You know this is a load of bull, enough said.
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:32:23 PM PST
by
vpintheak
(Our Liberties we prize, and our rights we will maintain!)
To: MediaMole
DUH!!! Thanks. Apparently my brain's "THINK" switch got turned off somehow...
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:33:18 PM PST
by
stands2reason
(What good does it do you to "win" a debate in an insane asylum?)
To: MediaMole
Actually I was thinking, "Koolaid?!? What?!? I'm not a Democrat!"
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:34:12 PM PST
by
stands2reason
(What good does it do you to "win" a debate in an insane asylum?)
To: EUPHORIC
SUMMARY: The planet was perfect until all those stupid, selfish humans (probably Republicans) showed up and started growing crops and hearding livestock. Its been downhill since then.
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:34:41 PM PST
by
spodefly
(This is my tagline. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
To: EUPHORIC
Leading the change was the revolutionary adoption, across both Europe and Asia, of agriculture and animal husbandry, Professor Ruddiman said. Cow farts don't hurt the atmosphere until they're our domesticated cows.
To: EUPHORIC
Are we talkin the same prehistoric man that lived at the end of the last ICE AGE?
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posted on
12/10/2003 4:44:27 PM PST
by
Vidi_Vici_Vinnny
(An armed man is a Citizen. An unarmed man is a Subject.)
To: Vidi_Vici_Vinnny
Are we talkin the same prehistoric man that lived at the end of the last ICE AGE?
Oh! Yes! Of course! Even further proves the theory! They melted all that ice in no time! :)
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posted on
12/10/2003 8:29:22 PM PST
by
EUPHORIC
(Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
To: EUPHORIC
That settles it for me. The only solution is the complete eradication of the human race from the planet.
I'm sure the good earth loving environmentalists will be happy to perform the service for us. Only on the understanding that they'll "off" themselves when they're done with the rest of us, of course.
Do you think that would finally satisfy them?
At least we wouldn't have to listen to their inane rantings anymore.
Sheesh.
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posted on
12/10/2003 11:12:58 PM PST
by
Jotmo
("Voon", said the mattress.)
To: EUPHORIC
ACTUALLY global warming began way back in the Jurassic Period, millions of years ago.
Tons of decomposing Dinosaur droppings created massive amounts of methane and pungent smells. This caused the bad attitude later exhibited by T. rex, in the Cretaceous Period, when the smell had accumualted to unbearable levels.
T. rex was actually an herbivore who tried to reduce global warming by killing off all the other herbivores to stop them from defecating.
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12/11/2003 7:41:06 AM PST
by
ZULU
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