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The Fourteen Minute Orgasm Pill
Nature ^ | 12/25/2003 | Tom Sweetnam

Posted on 12/25/2003 10:57:26 PM PST by RangerHobbit

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To: Lazamataz
I thought all metrosexuals were fake.
51 posted on 12/26/2003 4:45:19 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: Lazamataz; Senator Pardek
It seems like every thread I visit tonight has ya'alls figure prints on it.

5.56mm

52 posted on 12/26/2003 4:46:14 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: LisaMalia
No problem. :)
53 posted on 12/26/2003 4:47:13 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: Lazamataz
I thot he's a fake metrosexual... Anyway, you do realixe what "testing with other men" means, right, Laz? ;)
54 posted on 12/26/2003 4:47:54 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: M Kehoe
The Bartels & Jaymes of the '00s
55 posted on 12/26/2003 4:49:12 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick; Senator Pardek
I thot he's a fake metrosexual... Anyway, you do realixe what "testing with other men" means, right, Laz? ;)

(adopting gruff, manly voice) Why yes, little lady. It means going out to singles bars and bagging chicks!

56 posted on 12/26/2003 4:50:22 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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To: M Kehoe
It seems like every thread I visit tonight has ya'alls figure prints on it.

So to speak.

57 posted on 12/26/2003 4:51:10 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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To: Lazamataz
Why yes, little lady. It means going out to singles bars and bagging chicks!

Um, no, it does not mean *that*!

58 posted on 12/26/2003 4:51:34 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: M Kehoe
Figure prints?=Finger prints.

Sheesh!

Sheesh...

5.56mm

59 posted on 12/26/2003 4:52:07 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: Lazamataz
That new fangled spell checker thing John installed worked...damit.

5.56mm

60 posted on 12/26/2003 4:54:59 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: RangerHobbit
Perhaps you have found a way to help sinkEmperor and Fat Teddy lode weight.
61 posted on 12/26/2003 4:57:25 PM PST by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: Senator Pardek; Lazamataz
Are you (Senator Pardek) gonna let him get away with that without defending yourself ... like France? I'd verbally beat the hell out of him if I were you.

(sitting back to wait for the fireworks)

62 posted on 12/26/2003 4:57:30 PM PST by Gumption
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To: RangerHobbit
Perhaps you have found a way to help sinkEmperor and Fat Teddy lose weight.
63 posted on 12/26/2003 4:57:33 PM PST by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: MHGinTN
Well, I *really* didn't want to keep that dinner down anyway...
64 posted on 12/26/2003 5:02:33 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: aynrandfreak
Yeah, Ayn Rand never wrote a joke book, did she?
65 posted on 12/26/2003 5:03:22 PM PST by ovrtaxt ( http://www.fairtax.org -- Posted for the benefit of the International Lurkers of the World.)
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To: aynrandfreak
This seems like a bogus story. The only google link about the drug is to the global comment story that you link to.

The scary part is, you went right to Google to find out.

 

 

 

(so did I)

66 posted on 12/26/2003 5:03:45 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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To: Lazamataz
Are you delated, er, disappointed? ;)
67 posted on 12/26/2003 5:05:22 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: Monty22
True story -- I saw a wreck that happened that way. Bad collision in the middle of an intersection. He died, she lived.
68 posted on 12/26/2003 5:06:03 PM PST by ovrtaxt ( http://www.fairtax.org -- Posted for the benefit of the International Lurkers of the World.)
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To: M Kehoe
Figure prints?=Finger prints

Finger pants.


69 posted on 12/26/2003 5:08:01 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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To: Lazamataz
delated=deflated
70 posted on 12/26/2003 5:09:33 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: ovrtaxt
Sounds like the opening scenes from Stephen King's Thinner.
71 posted on 12/26/2003 5:10:09 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Are you delated, er, disappointed? ;)


72 posted on 12/26/2003 5:10:12 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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To: Lazamataz
You calling me a clown?! :(
73 posted on 12/26/2003 5:10:40 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
You calling me a clown?! :(



What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause,
I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***** up maybe,
but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown,
I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to f****' amuse you?
What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
No, no, I don't know... you said it. How do I know?
You said I'm funny.
How the f*** am I funny, what the f*** is so funny about me?
Tell me, tell me what's funny!

74 posted on 12/26/2003 5:20:24 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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To: CommandoFrank
I guess that ends the need for Woody Allen's 'Orgasmatron.'

Yeah, that's right... Everyone in your generation wants everything solved by taking a pill!!! A pill for sleeping, a pill to help you wake up, a pill for orgasms... In my day, we had to walk to school through 8 feet of snow, up hill, both ways!!! And we had to have our orgasms the old fashioned way!...

Reminds me of another joke... This woman comic was talking about orgasms... "I read this story the other day that 18% of all men suffer from premature orgasms... It seems to me that it's the women that are doing the suffering...

Mark

75 posted on 12/26/2003 5:21:19 PM PST by MarkL (I know that there's a defense around here somewhere... Chiefs 12-3... Bah, Humbug!)
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To: Lazamataz
That's from Casino, right?

You're funny, Laz! Thanks for making me smile. :)

76 posted on 12/26/2003 5:24:20 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
That's from Casino, right?

Goodfellas.

You're funny, Laz! Thanks for making me smile. :)

What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***** up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? .... etc. etc. etc.

77 posted on 12/26/2003 5:29:34 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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To: Lazamataz
Goodfellas, Casino...I mix them up all the time...I meant funny as in good sense of humor and giving me some much-needed smiles and giggles. Thanks. :)
78 posted on 12/26/2003 5:31:00 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: Lazamataz
Oops, I brought the thread to the attention of admin moderator when I asked an important question, and we got moved.
79 posted on 12/26/2003 5:31:19 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: NYC GOP Chick
I'll admit it. I was completely disappointed when I realized it was bogus.

I was all turgid, now I'm all flaccid.
80 posted on 12/26/2003 5:32:56 PM PST by ovrtaxt ( http://www.fairtax.org -- Posted for the benefit of the International Lurkers of the World.)
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To: ValerieUSA
Oops, I brought the thread to the attention of admin moderator when I asked an important question, and we got moved.

DBC.

Death By Chat.

81 posted on 12/26/2003 5:33:17 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Or Parenthood, without the injuries.
82 posted on 12/26/2003 5:33:55 PM PST by ovrtaxt ( http://www.fairtax.org -- Posted for the benefit of the International Lurkers of the World.)
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To: ovrtaxt
I was all turgid, now I'm all flaccid.

TMI.

83 posted on 12/26/2003 5:33:58 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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To: ovrtaxt
The humor is too heavy-handed there...
84 posted on 12/26/2003 5:35:48 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
The limitations of a typed page victimize ovrtaxt once again! Sorry...

But it does require you to have a decent vocabulary.
85 posted on 12/26/2003 5:39:58 PM PST by ovrtaxt ( http://www.fairtax.org -- Posted for the benefit of the International Lurkers of the World.)
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To: Lazamataz
Oog. what's TMI mean? (I feel like such a newbie!) Also, what the heck is IIRC? That's been driving me nuts lately.
86 posted on 12/26/2003 5:41:20 PM PST by ovrtaxt ( http://www.fairtax.org -- Posted for the benefit of the International Lurkers of the World.)
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To: ovrtaxt
I'm sure you have a good vocabulary, but your joke seemed a bit...forced. Sorry. :(
87 posted on 12/26/2003 5:42:22 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: ovrtaxt
Too much information.
88 posted on 12/26/2003 5:42:31 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: Just another Joe
Actually Joe, I was thinking "poor thing, ONLY 14 minutes!".....
89 posted on 12/26/2003 5:44:22 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (PA drivers: so bad they won't let an ambulance change lanes.......)
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To: ovrtaxt
Oog. what's TMI mean? (I feel like such a newbie!) Also, what the heck is IIRC? That's been driving me nuts lately.

Too Much Information.

If I Recall Correctly.

90 posted on 12/26/2003 5:49:18 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Hmmm, I said the same thing on my Eharmony.com profile...

Maybe THAT'S why I haven't gotten a date yet!
91 posted on 12/26/2003 5:50:09 PM PST by ovrtaxt ( http://www.fairtax.org -- Posted for the benefit of the International Lurkers of the World.)
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To: ovrtaxt
IIRC....if I remember correctly.....
92 posted on 12/26/2003 5:50:17 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (PA drivers: so bad they won't let an ambulance change lanes.......)
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To: ovrtaxt
If you say so. ;)
93 posted on 12/26/2003 5:52:33 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: Lazamataz
Too Much Information.

If I Recall Correctly.

Thanks! Now my resorvoir of information is all turgid again!

94 posted on 12/26/2003 5:54:10 PM PST by ovrtaxt ( http://www.fairtax.org -- Posted for the benefit of the International Lurkers of the World.)
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To: Senator Pardek
Who would want that stupid look on one's face for 14 minutes?!

I'm willing to risk it. (Turn out the lights and light up my world!)

95 posted on 12/26/2003 6:03:32 PM PST by null and void (Hey islamofascists! America is your Azrael...)
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To: MarkL
Everyone in your generation wants everything solved by taking a pill!!!

I'm curious... what is my generation???

96 posted on 12/26/2003 6:14:15 PM PST by CommandoFrank (Peer into the depths of hell and there is the face of Islam!)
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To: CommandoFrank
People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we g-g-get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Yeah, I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

97 posted on 12/26/2003 6:43:11 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
I've gotten emails to the effect that pigs experience a 30-minute orgasm.
98 posted on 12/26/2003 7:37:26 PM PST by Tymesup
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To: Tymesup
Thank you for sharing that with me.
99 posted on 12/26/2003 7:39:38 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!)
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To: RangerHobbit
The nervous system in a drug-induced stimulation for such an unnaturally extended amount of time must have horrendous long and short term affects on the human body, especially the nervous system.

What kind of value has been given to human life, and to human sexuality for that matter, to extol the virtue of dying in a car wreck that was caused due to the preoccupation of engaging in a sex act?

Uh, oh, RH you're baaad...
100 posted on 12/27/2003 12:07:57 AM PST by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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