ZOT: What's worse than finding a Republican in your blood line?

[Arpege92]

LOL

[PoorMuttly]

What's worse?

Being a LIBERAL now...a shame to BOTH parties, in previous days.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Babs, is that you posting again?

You'd better get home and start dressing for the Golden Globes. Jimmy's up for the "Worst Impersonation of an Actual Synthetic Hair Piece Award" again this year.

He's got both my votes. Make the check out to "cash."

[Brad’s Gramma]

Until then, when I am in the most smog ridden city in the country (Houston, Texas, emphasis on TEXAS) I am wearing my gas mask so as not to breathe in the filth created in the air by huge conglomerates aka Bush Buddies.

Dare you. Honest to gosh, I dare you to do that.

In public. Go to lunch. Take a cab. Go shopping.

I double DOG dare you, Timothy.

[Criminal Number 18F]

Didoheads

Please enlighten me, sport. What has Aeneas's girlfriend got to do with Rush Limbaugh?

d.o.l.

Criminal Number 18F

[HungarianGypsy]

I never had a heart. Was open-minded enough to understand some liberal ideas and find them interesting But have been a conservative since I was 7 and wanted that nice Ronald Reagan to win the election. That grey haired Jimmy what's-his-face was just too creepy.

[OpusatFR]

Hamptons' brats wouldn't be caught dead in Crawford. This rant sounds like the same sewage I am subjected to when my relatives vist (and they are sitting in the next room!).

I can't wait til they gather their stuff and head NORTH tomorrow!

[Riley]

Hamptons' brats wouldn't be caught dead in Crawford. This rant sounds like the same sewage I am subjected to when my relatives vist (and they are sitting in the next room!).

I have screaming lefty relatives, too. We have mutually come to the conclusion that there is no point in arguing about things that we aren't going to agree on, so we have a moratorium on political talk when I am visiting. It works pretty well.

[UB355]

I pity you. 99% of my close relatives are conservative. My Uncle who died in October Worked as Dean in a University. He was deluded. Even his sons have been enlightened. My brother married into a family where the father was a university professor. She was part of the 1%. I liked her as did all the rest of the family. We all were shocked this fall to hear they were divorcing. I bet deep down the fact that she was a liberal democrat and a union school teacher made the future impossibel for them.

[MeekOneGOP]

King George II, aka President Bush is well on his way out of office ...

hahahahaha ! ...

Coward Dean gonna replace him, huh ? haha ! ...

Dean to Saddam: Hang in there, buddy !
I've already put in a call to Johnny Cochran ! Howard Dean goes to bat for his man in Iraq !

[Brett66]

Trouble at the farm Timmy?

[Interious]

This is a spoof, and a very bad one at that.

[OpusatFR]

They are politicians.

I have to say this about them, they did vote, when it came down to it, for President Bush and Lazio against that Witch from Arkansas, that Carpetbagger, that incredibly fashion-challenged, no-class, clueless bumpkin and third-rate intellect.

I've been sworn to secrecy and they will deny it if it comes out.

But, I have to listen to all the other bleeding heart nonsense with a stiff jaw and a bloody big glass of bourbon.

[Pukin Dog]

I have only one request; that you show yourself here again when your predictions are proven wrong next November. Is it a deal? Look me up.

[MeekOneGOP]

[cardinal4]

Put the crack pipe down and slowly back away from the keyboard, loser.

[Maria S]

"Their superannurated system..." Did you mean "superannuated"?

Gee, Timmy, you sure are a silly person!

[aruanan]

ZOT: What's worse than finding a Republican in your blood line?

Finding a Democrat in the nation's beef supply.

[Maria S]

What's worse than finding a Republican in your blood line?


Finding out you're a first cousin to Bill or Hillary.

[Klickitat]

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