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ZOT: What's worse than finding a Republican in your blood line?

Posted on 12/27/2003 2:59:49 PM PST by Timothy.J.Toler

Edited on 12/27/2003 3:23:47 PM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

Finding more than one! I have recently discovered that my father, who I had not agreed with as he was an Independant, has just converted to the dark side. I am a Green through and through. Democrats are spineless sissies that will bend over backwards for the Republicans as to appeal to those who worship this mystic notion of bipartisanship. But Republicans lie, cheat, hate, and destroy every constitution of mankind. Their superannurated system in the name of "morality" is an obliteration of our rights as citizens in this (what used to be) great country.

So here is what I have noticed on this site. There is a mass amount of right winged neo-babble that is (if anything) composed of libelous, non-factual banter that feeds off of its own entity. Whenever a liberal says something, they are immediately "shot down" with lies and anger, much as I expect my voice will be. But that is fine by me, because nothing you can say to me will hold an ounce of merit in my life. You are sitting here reading this thinking of how you are going to avenge your "factual" essays that you have sprayed on this website. But now to do so is to prove me right. So the only way to get me at my own game is to not respond at all. Thus again, proving that you have nothing intelligent to say. But that's okay, your kind will soon be out of office and I can feel safer when I breathe again. Until then, when I am in the most smog ridden city in the country (Houston, Texas, emphasis on TEXAS) I am wearing my gas mask so as not to breathe in the filth created in the air by huge conglomerates aka Bush Buddies.

King George II, aka President Bush is well on his way out of office and the part that I find humorous is that while the world is focussing on Sadaam Husein, the true criminal will walk cleanly from office and not be tried for HIS war crimes. Allowing Halliburton to DOUBLE CHARGE the government for war time oil should be enough for impeachment, defying requests of the the world, the UN, and most importantly, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE to go to war, knowingly giving out false information, under false pretenses, is not only call for impeachment, but also grounds for war crimes to be charged. Confusing the "those at the bottom" with the richest one per cent, not impeachable, but dispicable. And all the while...WHERE THE **** IS OSAMA?!? Wasn't he the reason we started this whole War on More **** We Can't Win?

How many of you think that Osama and Sadaam were pals and work for the same terrorist organization? If you do and are reading this, continue with this paragraph. If you don't, then you are one of the eight liberals on this site, and you may continue down to the next paragraph. Osama bin Laden and Sadaam Hussein are mortal enemies that wouldn't spit on each other to put out a fire. The reason you believe that they are buddies is because you believe anything you here from Rush Limbaugh. You are what we like to call Didiots**. (Get it, instead of Didoheads? HA!).

Remember when we said this wasn't a war for oil and then they wanted to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.)? That was funny. Not ha ha, laugh out loud funny, but oh my God, I can't believe they are that deranged funny. Scary funny. Now here we are in the midst of rebuilding a country that was never a threat to us. Convenient that Iraq has oil and North Korea doesn't. Get it? Because North Korea IS A THREAT! But, no worries, they don't have (oil) the ability to do any damage (by not giving us oil) to us.

No, I do not like George W. Bush. I am afraid of him and the shadow government that is in place. I am worried that the hole in the ozone is going to get much bigger thanks to the deregulation of smog control in the last three years. I am afraid that we will no longer be able to make plastics because we are not forcing motor companies to make more fuel efficient hybrid vehicles in the last three years. I am afraid that soon, we will be forced to fight the rest of the world thanks to Bush squandering the good will and brighter outlook of the U.S. by other nations that he inheirited from Clinton in the last three years. Finally, I am afraid that I will not be able to send my kids to public school because even those resources will be squandered if Bush is allowed to remain in power.

So what's worse than finding more than one Republican in your bloodline. One in the Whitehouse. Vote against Cheney/Bush 2004.


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To: Pukin Dog
I have only one request; that you show yourself here again when your predictions are proven wrong next November. Is it a deal? Look me up.

Dog, he/she or it is so low it has to look up to look down.

Dave
151 posted on 12/27/2003 6:35:48 PM PST by gatorbait (Yesterday, today and tomorrow......The United States Army)
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To: Timothy.J.Toler
Dang, I missed this ZOT too...Well, here I am for DNA cleanup, aisle 9....


152 posted on 12/27/2003 6:43:10 PM PST by Beck_isright (This tag line edited by the 9th Circuit Court due to offensive political commentary)
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To: aomagrat
Thanks for making me spit out my quality adult beverage. That Klink photo is a classic!
153 posted on 12/27/2003 6:44:26 PM PST by Beck_isright (This tag line edited by the 9th Circuit Court due to offensive political commentary)
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To: freedumb2003; All
See what happens when you let small children introduce Mr. fork to Miss Wall socket they grow up to be socialist Neo-Luddites hopelessly unable to get thru the day without sniffing the permanent magic markers & contact cement from the office supply cabinet.It's sad really it is.
154 posted on 12/27/2003 6:53:46 PM PST by Nebr FAL owner (.308 "reach out and thump someone " & .50 cal Browning "reach out & CRUSH someone")
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To: Timothy.J.Toler
Wow! Did you come up with all those big words all by yourself? To call you an idiot would be an insult to idiots everywhere.
155 posted on 12/27/2003 6:57:03 PM PST by VRWCmember (We apologise for the fault in the taglines. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: Timothy.J.Toler; All
Hey everybody it's a killer watermelon green on the outside pinko commie on the inside! 8^> Hate to tell you this sport but better than 90% of Americans like indoor plumbing,electric lights,central heating in winter ,air conditioning in summer ! We don't want to have to live like it was the 7th-12th centuries & we will resist violently if you & your fellow neo-luddites try to force the issue.
156 posted on 12/27/2003 7:03:01 PM PST by Nebr FAL owner (.308 "reach out and thump someone " & .50 cal Browning "reach out & CRUSH someone")
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To: Timothy.J.Toler
"Green Party", green on the outside red on the inside.
157 posted on 12/27/2003 7:03:05 PM PST by vladog
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To: vladog
Also known as killer watermelons = green on the outside pinko commie on the inside. 8^)
158 posted on 12/27/2003 7:09:26 PM PST by Nebr FAL owner (.308 "reach out and thump someone " & .50 cal Browning "reach out & CRUSH someone")
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To: MarkeyD
That truly is a frightening thought .
159 posted on 12/27/2003 7:59:36 PM PST by Nebr FAL owner (.308 "reach out and thump someone " & .50 cal Browning "reach out & CRUSH someone")
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To: Timothy.J.Toler

Pardon me, but where does one begin?

This putrid, skanky excuse for reasoning deserves but one response.

Abandon all Hope, ye who Enter Here! Behold: The Ultimate Flame!

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Other than that, Mr. Toler, have a nice day.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

160 posted on 12/27/2003 8:07:40 PM PST by section9 (Major Kusanagi says, "Click on my pic and read my blog, or eat lead!")
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To: Timothy.J.Toler
Their superannurated system in the name of "morality"...

WTF is "superannurated"? Does it have anything to do with the "prostrate" gland?

161 posted on 12/27/2003 8:49:20 PM PST by wimpycat ("Black holes are where God divided by zero.")
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To: Jim Robinson
Go Greenies!!

Jim, in the future please use the more appropriate term that our British cousins use for Greenies. Call them what they are "WaterMelons?

162 posted on 12/27/2003 8:50:15 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: Timothy.J.Toler

163 posted on 12/27/2003 9:02:44 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Servant of the 9
"The author is either functionally illiterate or stoned."

My bet is on both.

164 posted on 12/27/2003 11:28:05 PM PST by sweetliberty (Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.)
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To: Beck_isright
awesome pic, Beck
165 posted on 12/28/2003 3:22:49 AM PST by kimmie7 (God bless FR!)
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To: Timothy.J.Toler
Timmy, if things are so bad, WHY ARN'T YOU LEAVING THE COUNTRY?!?!?! Bush is the second coming of Hitler, but I don't see any exodus for the borders.
166 posted on 12/28/2003 4:56:41 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
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To: hellinahandcart
"Didoheads"?

I like Dido! She's cute and has a nice voice! But mostly, she's cute!

Mark

167 posted on 12/28/2003 5:09:19 AM PST by MarkL (I know that there's a defense around here somewhere... Chiefs 12-3... Bah, Humbug!)
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To: kimmie7
Anytime. I have a nuke for every troll.
168 posted on 12/28/2003 6:19:17 AM PST by Beck_isright (This tag line edited by the 9th Circuit Court due to offensive political commentary)
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To: CommandoFrank
Just remember this... The Lord loves you, but the rest of us think you're an a$$hole.

I've got to use that!

ROTFLMAO!

169 posted on 12/28/2003 6:53:20 AM PST by ILBBACH
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To: Timothy.J.Toler
Dear hate-America filth,

Tip of the Day: Tin foil makes a great hat and keeps out the Bush-government mind control rays.

170 posted on 12/28/2003 7:18:51 AM PST by KC_Conspirator (This space for rent)
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To: Baynative
I will probably get flamed for this, but what could probably improve that pic is for someone to photoshop a photo of the exploding Twin Towers to replace the building that can be seen in the window there.

Then it could be rightfully called, "Clinton's Legacy."

171 posted on 12/30/2003 4:32:34 AM PST by Houmatt (Pray for Terri Schindler!)
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To: Timothy.J.Toler

"Yes, young troll, your feeble skills are no
match for the power of the right side."

172 posted on 12/30/2003 9:49:45 AM PST by Johnny Gage (How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?)
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bump


173 posted on 12/31/2004 11:52:41 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: Timothy.J.Toler
I am wearing my gas mask so as not to breathe in the filth

Fag.

174 posted on 12/31/2004 11:57:27 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Timothy.J.Toler

All your Nukes ARE Belong to Us!!!!

ZOT!

PWND!

I just love the smell of burning Trolls in the early AM!

175 posted on 01/01/2005 12:09:25 AM PST by KoRn
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To: Timothy.J.Toler
Life sucks, get a helmut.

BTW - I'm related to a former Detroit mayor. He's a democrat. That was back when Democrats were for the working man instead of rich pussies(Rich tough guys are still republicans).

176 posted on 01/01/2005 12:12:19 AM PST by Dan from Michigan ("Don't flatter yourself - peewee!" - Tango and Cash)
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