HOWARD'S WILD MUPPET SHRIEK

New York Post ^ | 1/21/04 | DEBORAH ORIN

[kattracks]

January 21, 2004 -- MANCHESTER, N.H. - Howard Dean's bizarre rant in the face of his Iowa defeat was the talk of the nation yesterday - with political pros saying it could doom his presidential bid and voters asking if he's fit for the White House. "I used to be on the Dean bandwagon but now I feel as if he's imploding," said medical student Eliza Shulman, 29.

[veronica]

LOL. Toooo funny.

[skinkinthegrass]

It's embarrassing...Well, Eliza, are you smart enough to realize that you are an idiot and should never trust your political judgment enough to vote ever again?

medical student Eliza Shulman, 29???...OMG! This is a brainless twit and she hopes to become a Doctor?

...and w/ Socialist/Marxist/Elitist/Stalinist Shrillary hoping to come to power in '04/'08 in the wings.

We have got to fight these morons and not sit around and carp about disagreements....or we, As a nation are lost..."in two generations from the summit to the ash-heap of history." :|

[Gorzaloon]

IMHO, somebody needed to be psycho-analyzing Gore after those debates, he was "over the top."

Heh. They were, hence my name here.

I am amazed the the Dems repeatedly offer up candidates who, if they were running in a small town, would not seriously be considered for Dogcatcher.

[Former Proud Canadian]

The (liberal) pundits are framing the democrat nomination fight as a horse race. It will turn out to be more like a gun fight with the last man standing at the convention. Dean might be wounded, maybe even mortally, but he will stick around until the convention and maybe afterwards. He has the most money and the most hard core, die hard support.

This isn't over for Dean (thank God). There will be a four way fight all the way to the convention. Even if Dean doesn't get the nomination, we might be lucky enough to see him run as a third party (the MAD party?) candidate. Sit back and enjoy watching the dems destroy themselves.

[BunnySlippers]

Check that cover. Gotta love the NY Post.

[lepton]

but instead led the crowd in a chorus of "The Star-Spangled Banner."

Didn't he mangle the song too?

[wordsofearnest]

Todd Stottlemeyer?

[Bulldog1967]

[wildbill]

I've felt for some time that the best Republican ad against Dean would be to simply put these or similar pictures on the tube--without any additional comment.

Your pictures go one better.

Unfotunately, his flaws are becoming apparent to the DEMs and they won't nominate him in the end. Too bad.

[xsmommy]

deborah orin gets it.

[hobbes1]

Jim McLaughlin, a Republican strategist, said it was possible for Dean to recover, but only if he wins Tuesday's New Hampshire primary.

Tuesday is all that matters.

[hobbes1]

and this is why ....

[Kermit the Frog Does theWatusi]

Sock Puppets would have been a more prudent course than Primal Scream Therapy. He needs to see a new psychotherapist.

[Ichneumon]

Another funny editorial on Dean's shriek: Jumping the shark: Dean takes deep-water dive.

[Kermit the Frog Does theWatusi]

"As Dr. Dean introduced Americans to the strange, exotic, high-weirdness realm of his subconscious id, a volcanic rush of repressed instincts and wild Dionysian feelings exploded with frenzied terror. Smug, smarmy, suburban SUV-driving, Starbucks-swilling liberals, socialists, and trendy Ben&Jerry's Vermont Communists sat in shocked disbelief as their dreams of expanding totalitarian statist control combined with unbridled perversion sank into the dark despair of bewilderment and sobering confusion... Not since William Jefferson Clinton sat red-faced before video cameras discussing cigars and the meaning of the word is had the denudation of a socialist buffoon appeared so surreal and yet....so illuminating..."

[Tijeras_Slim]

You took a long break from the forum, but I'm glad you showed up for this. Perfect screename.

[Kermit the Frog Does theWatusi]

Abducted by Aliens... (They're gonna pay though...)

[irony]

[Tijeras_Slim]

Well put on yer tinfoil and stick around this time, OK?

[Kermit the Frog Does theWatusi]

The Roswell '47 Zetitanium Wrap works better for channelling etheric vibrations from the ionosphere into the cerebral cortex. Just make sure to add enough colloidal silver into your purified mineral water to prevent any dopanergic damage to the right temporal lobe. :)

[presidio9]

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