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Caption Daschle, Frist

Posted on 02/06/2004 9:13:55 AM PST by jwalburg



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; daschle; frist
We'll relax the trucking rules if you'll agree to truck this guy back to South Dakota
1 posted on 02/06/2004 9:13:56 AM PST by jwalburg
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"I see Daschle has brought a police officer to restrain me on the off-hand chance I grow a spine."
2 posted on 02/06/2004 9:16:09 AM PST by kevkrom (YEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! <splat> -- a prarie dog coming off a speed high)
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To: jwalburg
Hey, we are not gay and we are not getting married.
3 posted on 02/06/2004 9:18:27 AM PST by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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Daschle looks troubled
4 posted on 02/06/2004 9:18:44 AM PST by keyesguy
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Frist: "Yeth, thith polithman ith heading up the invethtigathon to find out who thtole my lips."
5 posted on 02/06/2004 9:20:10 AM PST by TheBigB (I got a fever...and the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL!)
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Frist: "Frist in war, Frist in peace, and Frist in the hearts of my countrymen, and don't you forget it, shorty."

Daschle: "That tie! Auggggh, my eyes!"

6 posted on 02/06/2004 9:20:17 AM PST by southernnorthcarolina ("Yes, but other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?")
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Do you suppose he stands in front of a mirror practicing that look? It's ridiculous.
7 posted on 02/06/2004 9:25:28 AM PST by EggsAckley (..................**AMEND** the Fourteenth Amendment......(There, is THAT better?).................)
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Daschle looks troubled

He's always troubled, or deeply saddened.

8 posted on 02/06/2004 9:34:34 AM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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Frist: "For my next impression, this is Rich Little doing Ronald Reagan..."

Frist (as Reagan): "Well...wait I can do that better...well..."

Daschle: "This is a solemn press conference. I am disturbed and frankly a little alarmed by your partisan antics. Thankfully Officer Dooley is here to administer my injection."
9 posted on 02/06/2004 9:50:19 AM PST by Tredge (Don't ask me, I don't know)
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"Daschle looks troubled"

You would too, if you were trying not to make noise when farting next to a cop.
10 posted on 02/06/2004 9:59:42 AM PST by looscnnn (Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right? -- Megadeth (Peace Sells))
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Cop thinking to himself: "I wonder if I left the stove on at home?"
11 posted on 02/06/2004 10:05:06 AM PST by looscnnn (Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right? -- Megadeth (Peace Sells))
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Frist: No your a liar, Tom Dashole and Gary Condit ARE twin brothers!
12 posted on 02/06/2004 10:05:10 AM PST by highnoon (Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
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http://tkis.com/humor/daschle/
13 posted on 02/06/2004 10:05:58 AM PST by highnoon (Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
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To: kevkrom
lol
14 posted on 02/06/2004 10:13:28 AM PST by jwalburg (We CAN Question their Patriotism!)
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"Please watch as I have this this officer demonstrates a body-cavity search on Sen. Daschle".
15 posted on 02/06/2004 10:48:21 AM PST by Gringo1 (Might makes......well, it makes might.)
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To: highnoon
Weird one. But the attack doggie sounds seem true to form.
16 posted on 02/06/2004 10:59:30 AM PST by jwalburg (We CAN Question their Patriotism!)
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..and this policeman caught this dorff on a stepladder assualting the symbol of the demoncrat party. I'd like to see him try that on our elephant!
17 posted on 02/06/2004 11:17:16 AM PST by OldEagle (Haven't been wrong since 1947.)
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Frist: "I'll repeat the question so everyone can hear it: Can the milkman have the milk crate you're standing on Tom?"
18 posted on 02/06/2004 11:41:58 AM PST by mass55th
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Little Tommy Dasshole is standing a box (as is common at his photo ops). Why didn't they let the police officer stand on it too? He looks so short in comparison to Tommy.

19 posted on 02/06/2004 12:44:40 PM PST by weegee
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20 posted on 02/06/2004 12:51:25 PM PST by Sloth (It doesn't take 60 seats to control the Senate; it only takes 102 testicles.)
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