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Canadian Military Plans Summer Arctic Mission [territorial dispute with Denmark denied as motive]
CTV.ca ^
| March 27, 2004
| CTV.ca News Staff
Posted on 03/31/2004 12:24:00 PM PST by mvpel
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Is a Canadian-Danish war brewing? A Canadian coworker suggested that maybe they could settle it with a beer-drinking contest.
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:24:01 PM PST
by
mvpel
To: mvpel
Unlikely. In any case, other than the principle of the matter, I could really care less if Denmark takes this god-forsaken icy rock in the far north.
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:26:04 PM PST
by
-YYZ-
To: mvpel
I think the Inuit will just shoot the whole lot of them (Canuks & Danes) and then Nunavit will have it's own warships and equipment.
To: mvpel
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:26:26 PM PST
by
BlueLancer
(Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
To: mvpel
Take a Sharpie and draw a line down the middle.
Canada, you get this 20 feet of island.
Denmark, you get the other 20 feet of island.
To: mvpel
A Narwhal
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:35:06 PM PST
by
eyespysomething
(To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target)
To: mvpel
Peace-loving Canucks more willing to take on peace-loving Danes than the terrorists? Remember, before making any moves, the Danes are decendants of the fearsome and war-like Vikings.
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:39:37 PM PST
by
luvbach1
(In the know on the border)
To: eyespysomething
C'mon this has got to be from the Onion. Besides everyone knows Canada has no stinkin war ships.
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:39:48 PM PST
by
marlon
To: mvpel
What a war this could be - the Canadian platoon against the danish platoon.
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:42:32 PM PST
by
Humvee
To: mvpel
How would you like to be stationed on that island, whats the point?
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:45:21 PM PST
by
Husker24
To: mvpel
Rudyard Kipling, "Dane-geld":
IT IS always a temptation to an armed and agile nation,
To call upon a neighbour and to say:
We invaded you last nightwe are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away.
And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That youve only to pay em the Dane-geld
And then youll get rid of the Dane!
It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say:
Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away.
And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But weve proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.
It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray,
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to says:
We never pay any one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost,
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that plays it is lost!
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:46:05 PM PST
by
Loyalist
(Liberate Hans Island from the Danish imperialist aggressors!)
To: Husker24; mafree; Grampa Dave; marron; gubamyster
How would you like to be stationed on that island, whats the point? Follow da oil?
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:46:44 PM PST
by
Shermy
To: mvpel
I'm wondering how the EU and the UN will align in the coming struggle.
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:50:33 PM PST
by
blanknoone
(End the occupation! Bring the Troops Home! (from Germany)
To: Dane; Charles Henrickson; aculeus; mvpel; Husker24; -YYZ-; MD_Willington_1976
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:53:07 PM PST
by
Shermy
To: Great Dane
>>>>>> a squadron of helicopters<<<<<<
That's the humorous part.
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posted on
03/31/2004 1:04:31 PM PST
by
DTA
(you ain't seen nothing yet)
To: mvpel
A Canadian coworker suggested that maybe they could settle it with a beer-drinking contest.LOL, In that case...... give it up Canada.
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posted on
03/31/2004 1:12:24 PM PST
by
Great Dane
(You can smoke just about everywhere in Denmark.)
To: DTA
a squadron of helicopters<<<<<< That's the humorous part.Yeah, the Sea Kings..... that'll do it.
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posted on
03/31/2004 1:15:32 PM PST
by
Great Dane
(You can smoke just about everywhere in Denmark.)
To: DTA
a squadron of helicopters<<<<<< That's the humorous part.Yeah, the Sea Kings..... that'll do it.
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posted on
03/31/2004 1:15:56 PM PST
by
Great Dane
(You can smoke just about everywhere in Denmark.)
To: mvpel
>>>>>>Is a Canadian-Danish war brewing? A Canadian coworker suggested that maybe they could settle it with a beer-drinking contest.<<<<<
And The Rock goes to the winner of ....ing contest :-) Loser will pick up the tab. Better that way than kids getting hurt
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posted on
03/31/2004 1:16:35 PM PST
by
DTA
(you ain't seen nothing yet)
To: mvpel
If the Danes invade canada where do I enlist, to help the Danes?
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posted on
03/31/2004 1:18:37 PM PST
by
cynicom
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