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JPD cracking down on sex toy sales
(Their title not mine)
The Clarion Ledger ^
| April 14, 2004
| By Jacob Bennett
Posted on 04/14/2004 6:30:36 AM PDT by WKB
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To: Phantom Lord
You know she never had an orgasm in her life.
To: onyx
And ham-bones.
To: petitfour
And ham-bones I do NOT want to know where you got that.
To: petitfour
And corncobs. Any Faulkner readers out there???????
and ham bones...
LOL-LOL-LOL
Too funny.
Yes, I love Faulkner,
but I had forgotten!
Refresh my memory:
ham-bones?
Well, maybe you shouldn't.
Let me "ponder" it for a while!
My sides are starting to hurt.
Can't stop laughing.
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posted on
04/14/2004 1:56:46 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
To: petitfour
And corncobs. Any Faulkner readers out there??????? Love Faulkner.
Shower nozzles are next.
To: CathyRyan
Plenty of ways around the ban...a trip to Toys R Us, maybe?
Even teenagers like the Harry Potter vibrating broomstick
Amazon is selling a Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broomstick, and the reviews are overwhelmingly positive! "When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.
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posted on
04/14/2004 1:58:46 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
("You know, beer and porn really DO make the shift go faster." - Tom Servo)
To: WKB
Does this mean that old-lady on that sex show where she pushes various toys could be busted for conspiracy or abetting?
To: katiebelle
"Don't act like We the people got together and wrote this."I don't believe it was a referendum, no. But your elected representative wrote the law (in 1997, I believe), and I would assume they had the support of the majority.
If not, they'll either be voted out or the law will change, right? The point is, no one from outside of Mississippi forced this law on you.
To: antiRepublicrat; onyx
Well, I hope I have this story straight because considering the subjct matter . . .
Anywho, hubby's grandma used to tell grandpa that he should just go pull the hambone out of the ham and . . . you can fill in the rest. so to speak
To: petitfour
LM*O!
Thanks.
LOL-LOL-LOL
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posted on
04/14/2004 2:03:52 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
To: antiRepublicrat
Does this mean that old-lady on that sex show where she pushes various toys could be busted for conspiracy or abetting? I'm convinced that woman is part of a larger conspiracy fostered by Planned Parenthood to discourage sex among humans.
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posted on
04/14/2004 2:09:13 PM PDT
by
Chunga
To: TheBigB
How about those squiggly pens. I bet a lot of homework gets done using them. Word is they are a great motivator and will keep girls in their room doing homework for hours. LOL
To: onyx
Crook neck squash? That could get interesting. Can you wire them up?
73
posted on
04/14/2004 2:29:45 PM PDT
by
jslade
(<IPeople who are easily offended, OFFEND ME!)
To: jslade
No more cucumbers? Just wait 'til the Man comes to confiscate your left hand...
(hey, there's a song lyric in that, somewhere)
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posted on
04/14/2004 2:33:05 PM PDT
by
LexBaird
(Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
To: jslade; xsmommy
Crook neck squash? That could get interesting. Can you wire them up?
You're asking me this because....?
LOL-LOL-LOL
Forgive me, xsm, for not pinging you sooner.
Ya think I'll like living in Mississippi?
75
posted on
04/14/2004 3:30:33 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
To: onyx
oh i forgot that this was Mississippi and your new home state that this was going on in. i say stock up at SexToysRUs before the move... ; )
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posted on
04/14/2004 3:32:50 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy
LOL-LOL-LOL
Remember what I told you about liking
HUGE windows and lots of sunlight?
Well, forget I said that!
77
posted on
04/14/2004 3:35:11 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
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To: CapnBarbossa; WKB
NO!
TOO FUNNY!
LOL-LOL-LOL
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posted on
04/14/2004 3:39:03 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
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