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Kerry Uninjured in Fall From Bicycle
AP- via Yahoo News ^ | 05-02-04 | AP

Posted on 05/02/2004 1:39:40 PM PDT by petercooper

CONCORD, Mass. - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites) took a spill from his bicycle while riding Sunday afternoon but was not injured, a campaign official said.

AP Photo

Kerry was riding with Secret Service agents through Concord, about 18 miles north of Boston, when his bike hit a patch of sand and he fell, campaign officials said.

"He's fine. They took the bike into the bike shop and he went home," said campaign spokesman Michael Meehan.

Kerry was in Massachusetts — he has a home in Boston — enjoying a break from the campaign trail. It was not immediately clear on what road in Concord he was biking.

Kerry, 60, rides his bicycle as often as he can and sometimes brings it with him on the campaign plane.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: botox; chickenlegs; dork; idontfalldown; kerry; kerrytakesatumble; liar; sobssagent; somesobknockedmeover; tumble
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What a loser!
1 posted on 05/02/2004 1:39:41 PM PDT by petercooper
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To: petercooper
Kerry doesn't fall! Someone must have pushed him.
2 posted on 05/02/2004 1:41:01 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: petercooper
Did he crash into a secret service agent?

3 posted on 05/02/2004 1:41:12 PM PDT by OpusatFR (John Kerry - Cheezewhiz for the mind - marshmallow mush for the masses)
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To: petercooper
He doesn't fall down. It was the lying, crooked sand that knocked him over.
4 posted on 05/02/2004 1:41:21 PM PDT by jocon307 (The dems don't get it, the American people do.)
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To: petercooper
"I don't fall."
5 posted on 05/02/2004 1:41:24 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Is Fallujah gone yet?)
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To: petercooper
Where's the Benny Hill music?!!!
6 posted on 05/02/2004 1:41:24 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: Larry Lucido
"when his bike hit a patch of sand and he fell,"

Ah, ha! Soil erosion, caused by Bush's environmental policies!
7 posted on 05/02/2004 1:42:09 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: petercooper
"I don't fall down."
8 posted on 05/02/2004 1:42:17 PM PDT by jimbo123
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To: petercooper
Maybe he was trying to chew gum while he was riding. That CAN complicate things.
9 posted on 05/02/2004 1:42:17 PM PDT by EggsAckley (........"I looked out and saw rifles everywhere. That's when I felt safe." .........)
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To: petercooper
Did he complain about an "S.O.B." secret service agent making him fall as he did on the ski slopes last month?
10 posted on 05/02/2004 1:42:25 PM PDT by Cultural Jihad (x = x + 1)
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To: OpusatFR
No.
He tried to wave at 2 photographers at the same time.

[whutta yutz]
11 posted on 05/02/2004 1:42:51 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: petercooper
bttt

Pathetic.
12 posted on 05/02/2004 1:42:57 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Lee'sGhost
Where's the Benny Hill music?!!!

LOLOLOLOL!

13 posted on 05/02/2004 1:43:33 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Extremer than any Extremist!!!)
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To: petercooper
Does he have a serious neurological disease? He seems to fall down a lot.
14 posted on 05/02/2004 1:43:41 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: petercooper
It was a vast right wing conspiracy fomented by the illegally elected Bush to put sand stolen from the innocent Iraqi people in the path of a man trying to do great things.
15 posted on 05/02/2004 1:44:01 PM PDT by Felis_irritable
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To: petercooper
"Kerry, 60, rides his bicycle as often as he can and sometimes brings it with him on the campaign plane."

Wow.
His plane must have really wide aisles.


16 posted on 05/02/2004 1:44:05 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: petercooper
I live in Boston, and listen to Howie Carr's radio show. He's been talking about Kerry's bike all week. It costs 7 grand.
17 posted on 05/02/2004 1:44:13 PM PDT by Jenya
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To: Cultural Jihad
Did Marvin go biking with him? Kerry wanted (and he did, of course) Marvin to go snowboarding with him when they were in Colorado.
18 posted on 05/02/2004 1:44:13 PM PDT by cyncooper
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To: petercooper
Kerry's got all the little sports outfits, doesn't he.
19 posted on 05/02/2004 1:44:19 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: petercooper
(To Kerry) Get used to falling, dweeb.
20 posted on 05/02/2004 1:44:42 PM PDT by Paul_B
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To: petercooper
Did he yell and swear at his serviceman like he did on the snowboarding fall???
What a loser.
21 posted on 05/02/2004 1:44:55 PM PDT by Tigercap
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To: petercooper
Musta landed on his head...
22 posted on 05/02/2004 1:45:04 PM PDT by djf
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To: EggsAckley
But he's still metrosexually color-coordinated.

Doesn't that count for something?

LOL! I can't believe he chooses his clothes to match his bike and helmet.
23 posted on 05/02/2004 1:45:07 PM PDT by Timeout (Weren't none of us recently fell off a turnip truck)
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To: Palladin
His head is too big for his body.
[It's a center-of-gravity issue]

24 posted on 05/02/2004 1:45:09 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: petercooper
Is he going to request some type of commendation? Injured in the line of duty or something?
25 posted on 05/02/2004 1:45:47 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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To: petercooper
If he were a Republican, between the ski slope fall, and this incident, the press would be ruthless. (Remember the number they did on Gerald Ford?)
26 posted on 05/02/2004 1:45:53 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: jimbo123

27 posted on 05/02/2004 1:46:12 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: Paul_B

Ka-boom! We look forward to his Viagra commercials next year.

28 posted on 05/02/2004 1:46:16 PM PDT by Cultural Jihad (x = x + 1)
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To: petercooper
I hope somebody got pics of the fall.
29 posted on 05/02/2004 1:46:18 PM PDT by gitmo (Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
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To: Yardstick
And a jockstrap. We know because he bought it with the press in tow...
30 posted on 05/02/2004 1:46:22 PM PDT by cyncooper
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To: petercooper
A (poor) bike-riding pol who denies he has a SUV. Yep, that oughta play nicely with Big Labor, particularly in Detroit.
31 posted on 05/02/2004 1:46:25 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: petercooper
I wonder what the $$$$$ damages were to the $3000.00+ bike he was riding?
32 posted on 05/02/2004 1:46:33 PM PDT by keithtoo (Please remove all Kerry-on luggage from your forehead compartments.)
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To: petercooper
Maybe the little guy needs training wheels.
33 posted on 05/02/2004 1:46:39 PM PDT by kdot
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To: djf
Musta landed on his head...

It's the only part that would not have sustained any damage in a fall!!!!!!

34 posted on 05/02/2004 1:47:18 PM PDT by Gabz (Those people with no honor have no idea how to treat honorable people.)
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To: petercooper; Liz; Fracas; terilyn
Dang, if he doesn't look like fruit.
35 posted on 05/02/2004 1:47:31 PM PDT by onyx (Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
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To: petercooper
What image consultant told him to wear the Milwaukee Panthers shirt? Sheesh...everything's orchestrated.
36 posted on 05/02/2004 1:48:31 PM PDT by July 4th (You need to click "Abstimmen")
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To: Paul_B
This guy is a world class French looking DORK


37 posted on 05/02/2004 1:48:47 PM PDT by demkicker
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To: Liz; Fracas; terilyn
Sorry, the photo has me laughing.
I meant to type,
"dang, if he doesn't look like A fruit."
38 posted on 05/02/2004 1:49:07 PM PDT by onyx (Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
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To: petercooper
Is the bike all right?
39 posted on 05/02/2004 1:49:40 PM PDT by mass55th
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To: cyncooper
Marvin the Manservant® was home licking the strawberry jam off the spoons.


[Soylent Green is people!!!!]
40 posted on 05/02/2004 1:49:54 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: demkicker
This guy is a world class French looking DORK





LOL! LOL! LOL!
YES!
41 posted on 05/02/2004 1:49:55 PM PDT by onyx (Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
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To: ican'tbelieveit
Is he going to request some type of commendation? Injured in the line of duty or something?

A "Yellow Heart" (to match his biking outfit) to replace the Purple Hearts he threw over the wall before he didn't throw them over the wall.

42 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:00 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: petercooper
"Kerry Uninjured in Fall From Bicycle"

Thank God!

43 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:00 PM PDT by Batrachian
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To: petercooper
The Real Logo of the Democrat Party! Click the Pic
Click the Pic

44 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:01 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: July 4th
surprised he didn't get a purple heart for this one.....
/sarcasm off
45 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:04 PM PDT by lancium
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To: petercooper; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

Looks like a jugheaded mango.

46 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:22 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: gitmo

47 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:47 PM PDT by petercooper (I just discovered my family owns an SUV.)
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Start "Miss Gulch Bike Riding Music".....NOW!

Du du-dah du-dah dah
Du du-dah du-dah dah...


"I'll get you, my pretty...and your little tax cut, too!"
48 posted on 05/02/2004 1:51:14 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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And a jockstrap. We know because he bought it with the press in tow...

And accompanied by his daughter. He is a sick bastard.

49 posted on 05/02/2004 1:51:30 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: mountaineer; BigWaveBetty; Hillary's Lovely Legs; lodwick; Iowa Granny; Timeout; Endeavor
Mr. Coordinated strikes again!
50 posted on 05/02/2004 1:51:30 PM PDT by pubmom
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