Skip to comments.Homosexuals fired up over 'Gay Fuel'
Posted on 07/05/2004 12:16:43 AM PDT by scripter
When the company behind the New Gay Fuel energy drink started marketing its product, many believed it must be a joke, a parody, an urban legend.
But it's not.
Gay Fuel is a mixture of red currant juice, B vitamins, and a secret blend of sexual stimulant herbs though the ingredients are listed as water, sugar, acidifying agent, citric acid, taurine, elderberry juice from concentrate, flavors, antioxidant: ascorbic acid, caffeine, carbon dioxide, guarana extract, lapacho extract, marapuama extract, damiana extract, ginseng, vitamins, niacin, pantothenic acid, vitamin B and vitamin B12. The can is an opalescent white and the drink itself is a bright pink.
Somewhere between 5 percent and 10 percent of profits from Gay Fuel go to what are described as "lesbian-gay-bisexual-transsexual charities."
Most of Gay Fuel's marketing efforts have been in the sponsorship of "gay pride" events and parties including Detroit's Motor Ball and homosexual film festivals in New York, Provincetown and San Francisco, Disney Gay Days in Orlando, and Christopher Street West L.A. Pride.
The promoters of the product say it will get you "fired up," presumably for better and longer sexual performance. They say the beverage contains "Brazilian rainforest herbs that act as a sexual stimulant and protector of the body's immune system."
The taste has been described as a cross between a Cosmo and a Red Bull.
Homosexual Agenda Ping. Yuck. That's it for tonight. (And tomorrow - day off!)
This is a do-it-yourself comments thread.
Anyone whose identity and feeling of self-worth is centered on how they achieve sexual gratification, (and the methods are perverted, unhealthy, unnatural and immoral) is, by definition, mentally ill.
Let me know if anyone wants on/off this pinglist.
Gays support deforestation of the Amazon?
I hope that doesn't encourage even more sexual promiscuity.
They say the beverage contains "Brazilian rainforest herbs that act as a sexual stimulant and protector of the body's immune system."
And this is the sad part, or more of the sad part. Homosexuals need to protect their immune system... why not stop the behavior that results in the immune system breaking down.
I'll be busy tearing down some fences and doing general cleanup tomorrow. I'll do some pinging as time allows.
Thanks! I'll collect some nice ocean stones for you.
Enjoy your day off. I'll be gone all of next weekend, starting Friday afternoon. I'll be breaking the boat in for the first time this year, water skiing, making the kids go air born behind the boat, etc.
Perhaps some. Unfortunately, for the homosexual radicals it's all about three things: sex, sex and sex.
I heard Runner Up candidate for the new product's name was 'Man Juice'.
I thought wine coolers were gay fuel...
I wonder what shape the cans are? Are they more conducive to "drinking" the gay juice or "sucking" the gay juice out? Are there uses for the can after it is empty?
(In my best 'Church Lady' voice): Isn't that special!?
Gawd! That's an ugly visual! LOL
After a dedicated night enjoying the former the latter soon begins to go away.
I always thought that "gay fuel" was semen!
What up wit dat?!?!
So do they drink it or do they... No, I don't want to know how it is administered.
Fine. The last thing these sex-obsessed horndogs need is something to encourage them in their promiscuity.
Doubtful, but hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Samples all around?