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Caption Kerry with the Cows
AP via Drudge ^

Posted on 07/05/2004 10:17:27 AM PDT by mcg1969



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bs; bulls; captionthis; cows; johnkerry; kerryactionfigure; kerrycampaign; kerryphotoop; kerryphotoops; kerrywasinvietnam; mred; photoop; scampaign
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Here's mine: "So, did you know I was in Vietnam?"

OK, I know that was an easy one.

1 posted on 07/05/2004 10:17:28 AM PDT by mcg1969
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To: mcg1969

"Nice doggie."


2 posted on 07/05/2004 10:18:44 AM PDT by My2Cents ("Well.....there you go again.")
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To: mcg1969

NO No, I'm the one with the long face.


3 posted on 07/05/2004 10:19:41 AM PDT by Digger
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To: mcg1969
Kerry: "You think that's manure? You should see what I've been shoveling on the American people!"
4 posted on 07/05/2004 10:20:39 AM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Fabrizio Quattrocchi: "Adesso vi faccio vedere come muore un italiano")
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To: mcg1969

Sorry, dear. I know what I said, but when I was talking about my taste in women, I mean "la vache" figuratively.


5 posted on 07/05/2004 10:20:46 AM PDT by dangus
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To: mcg1969
Ah. I see that the liberal leadership's trying to counter the perception that Kerry's another simpering East coast liberal. He's an avid hunter; he's spent time on a farm, you know.

Next, we'll see him smoking a corn cob pipe whilst playing a banjo.

6 posted on 07/05/2004 10:21:33 AM PDT by Reactionary
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To: mcg1969
[place music .jpg notes here:]
"I shot a man in Na-am, just to watch him die!"


7 posted on 07/05/2004 10:23:43 AM PDT by auzerais (C*ANSWER: a fatally wasting brain disease afflicting the pro-jihadist Left!)
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To: mcg1969

8 posted on 07/05/2004 10:25:30 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: mcg1969

"I see you're all registered democrats. Standing around all day eating for free and just waiting for someone to come along and pull on your mammary glands."


9 posted on 07/05/2004 10:26:17 AM PDT by b4its2late (John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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To: mcg1969

"Do you realize my IQ might be higher than yours? Then again.."


10 posted on 07/05/2004 10:27:20 AM PDT by Clay Moore
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To: mcg1969
"So who do you think I should pick as my running mate?"
11 posted on 07/05/2004 10:27:34 AM PDT by ScottFromSpokane (Re-elect President Bush: http://spokanegop.org/bush.html)
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To: mcg1969

"It's either register as a Demoncrat or become steak"


12 posted on 07/05/2004 10:28:12 AM PDT by Mister Baredog ((Part of the Reagan legacy is to re-elect G.W. Bush))
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To: mcg1969

Yes Elsie, someone from www.moo-on.org will be by tomorrow to register you as Democrats.


13 posted on 07/05/2004 10:28:26 AM PDT by gubamyster
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To: McGruff

Thanks!


14 posted on 07/05/2004 10:29:41 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi Mac ... Godspeed x40 ... Support Our Troops!!! ......Become a FR Monthly Donor ...)
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To: mcg1969

"Hmmm, she's kind of a cow but if she was a billionaire I'd do her"


15 posted on 07/05/2004 10:32:06 AM PDT by Dr Snide (vis pacem, para bellum - Prepare for war if you want peace)
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To: mcg1969


and...Holy Cow!
16 posted on 07/05/2004 10:32:32 AM PDT by debg
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To: mcg1969
Ok which one of you is Hillary


17 posted on 07/05/2004 10:32:41 AM PDT by al baby
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To: mcg1969
"...and if you vote for me, I promise to support a ban on beef and dairy products."

18 posted on 07/05/2004 10:33:40 AM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: mcg1969

Vote for me; I'm one of you. I live with a cow myself...


19 posted on 07/05/2004 10:33:40 AM PDT by Tax Government
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To: sweetliberty

"If you can prove you have Mad Cow Disease, I'll name you as my VP"


21 posted on 07/05/2004 10:38:29 AM PDT by auzerais (C*ANSWER: a fatally wasting brain disease afflicting the pro-jihadist Left!)
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To: mcg1969

Awwww, how cute....little John sKerry is spending time with Mrs. Ketchup and her family.


23 posted on 07/05/2004 10:40:41 AM PDT by Arpege92 (Moore is so fat that when he hauls a$$ it takes two trips - tractorman!)
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To: mcg1969

Would you be my running mate?


24 posted on 07/05/2004 10:41:13 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: Vicomte de Valmont
Hey you know if you milk a bull you will have a freind for life


26 posted on 07/05/2004 10:44:01 AM PDT by al baby
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To: mcg1969

John Kerry practices his acceptance speech for the convention later this month.

Audience response: MOOOOOOOO


27 posted on 07/05/2004 10:46:30 AM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: mcg1969

Will you vote for me? After all, I am one of you. Just look at all the BS I put out!


28 posted on 07/05/2004 10:46:45 AM PDT by punster
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To: mcg1969


29 posted on 07/05/2004 10:46:52 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: mcg1969

Headline: "Candidate Kerry Finds Audience For His Bullshit."


31 posted on 07/05/2004 10:47:29 AM PDT by Destructor
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To: anniegetyourgun

This gives me an idea. Kerry should select Mr. Ed as the VP candidate. With four hooves squarely on the ground he would counter the flip-flopping problem. Kerry could ride him to victory. It would help with security because there would be a ready-made Kerry double right in the White House. He would as charisma to the ticket.


32 posted on 07/05/2004 10:50:14 AM PDT by Homer_J_Simpson (Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh/Loves John Kerry so vote him in!)
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To: My2Cents

My God is this a cow? I've never seen one before. Do you mean, steaks and milk actually come from these, "animals"?


33 posted on 07/05/2004 10:51:36 AM PDT by Old anti feminist
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To: mcg1969


"I hope you know I never ate ONE hamburger while in Vietnam."

"You do know I served in Vietnam, don't you?"
34 posted on 07/05/2004 10:53:57 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

Nah...I don't think Kerry would want to have to compete with a VP who might (and it's questionable) produce more BS than he does.


35 posted on 07/05/2004 10:55:15 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: mcg1969

Kerry: "Take the f'ing picture already! It smells like #&%@ in here!"

36 posted on 07/05/2004 10:56:28 AM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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To: mcg1969

You think if I picked Hillary, I'd survive my term?


37 posted on 07/05/2004 10:58:48 AM PDT by McGruff
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Kerry: "Excuse me Mr. Cow, which way are the sheep? I want to try out my acceptance speech on them..."

38 posted on 07/05/2004 10:59:02 AM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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To: debg

Is Kerry making fun of the people who fell out of the WTC on 9/11 in that photo? Or is he just repeating what Alan Keyes did in the 1996 election (on a bet from Michael Moore)?


39 posted on 07/05/2004 11:01:36 AM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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"It's ok to vote for me. You see, I'm a vegetarian."
40 posted on 07/05/2004 11:01:42 AM PDT by The Coopster
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To: anniegetyourgun
I don't think Kerry would want to have to compete with a VP who might (and it's questionable) produce more BS than he does.

Technically, I believe what Mr. Ed produces is called HS. This would add diversity to the team and attract the votes of a whole different constituency.

41 posted on 07/05/2004 11:02:25 AM PDT by Homer_J_Simpson (Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh/Loves John Kerry so vote him in!)
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To: al baby
The donation graphics change but this was the one I saw for this thread when it first loaded:


42 posted on 07/05/2004 11:03:27 AM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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To: mcg1969; All

"Muuuhhhooooooo

Now, Missstuh Kommie, errr Kerry,

uhh, could you udder your pronouncement one moah tahm?

First, let me see if weahh got it raht . . .

You say yo gonna take and castrate the bull.
Then yo gonna cut the grain allotment in half.
Then yo gonna let us eat grass and play in the pasture only a few hours a week instead of as much as we want daily.
Then yo gonna DEMAND double the milk.

And you, excuse me, fresh cowpie commin on.

There. Oh, sorry about the shoes.

Then yo have the brazen stupidity to ask us to

VOTE

for

YOU????????????!!!!!!

What do yo think we iz? Skunks drunk on moonshine?

We realize that yo Commies think yo more equal than others. But down heah on the farm, we know

where

the

cow pies

belong!

Want another one? Right foot, this time?"


43 posted on 07/05/2004 11:05:39 AM PDT by Quix (Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
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To: mcg1969

"I'm biting my lip, just like I did at the Reagan funeral."


44 posted on 07/05/2004 11:06:23 AM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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45 posted on 07/05/2004 11:07:09 AM PDT by Consort
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46 posted on 07/05/2004 11:08:16 AM PDT by ChadGore (Vote Bush. He's Earned It.)
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To: mcg1969
"In fact, Eat more chicken is one of the main tenets of my campaign. . ."
47 posted on 07/05/2004 11:08:20 AM PDT by theophilusscribe ("America is too great for small dreams." óRonald Wilson Reagan)
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To: Vicomte de Valmont

"We at Heinz don't make the steak . . . we make the things that make steak better."

Very good! (I know my commercials.)


48 posted on 07/05/2004 11:08:36 AM PDT by Socratic (Yes, there is method in the madness.)
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To: Socratic

This must be a MooooooooooooveOn.org meeting


49 posted on 07/05/2004 11:11:49 AM PDT by oldironsides
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To: ChadGore

Kuckle Ferry Flip flop ?


50 posted on 07/05/2004 11:12:03 AM PDT by al baby
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