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US news ^ | 7/6/04 | Drudge Photo

Posted on 07/06/2004 9:19:13 AM PDT by Dick Vomer



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: caption; edwards; kerry; kiss; veep
I love you, man

No, I love you....really

1 posted on 07/06/2004 9:19:14 AM PDT by Dick Vomer
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To: Dick Vomer

OK, time for that Algore/Tipper moment...


2 posted on 07/06/2004 9:20:31 AM PDT by bondjamesbond (Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown)
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To: Dick Vomer

GMTA! I was thinking the EXACT same thing.


3 posted on 07/06/2004 9:21:37 AM PDT by rintense
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To: Dick Vomer

The John on the right: "I swear, I will respect you in the morning!"


4 posted on 07/06/2004 9:21:55 AM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: rintense

~I love you, I honestly love you~


5 posted on 07/06/2004 9:22:29 AM PDT by No Blue States
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To: Dick Vomer

'As your lawyer, er, I mean vice presidential running mate, I'd advise you to keep your mouth shut and just let me handle this defeat, er, race!'


6 posted on 07/06/2004 9:23:31 AM PDT by Az. Mike
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To: Dick Vomer

Listen, Kerry. Elizabeth is worth quite a tidy sum. If I catch you mess'en with her, I'll ring your scroney neck!


7 posted on 07/06/2004 9:24:14 AM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy (When the levy breaks…..there’ll be no place to run.)
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To: Dick Vomer

GEPHARDT FEELS SO USED AND DIRTY, HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE THE ONE CHOSEN, THAT IS WHY HE LEAKED THIS RUMOR TO THE NY POST.

8 posted on 07/06/2004 9:24:25 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: Dick Vomer

Skirt chaser picks ambulance chaser.


9 posted on 07/06/2004 9:24:53 AM PDT by aimhigh
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To: aimhigh

With all these photos it looks like Kerry is really going after the gay vote. Why does he get so close to these guy's.


10 posted on 07/06/2004 9:27:23 AM PDT by Brimack34
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To: Dick Vomer

"John, here's how we're going to shakedown America!"


11 posted on 07/06/2004 9:27:44 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: Dick Vomer
(Edwards)
"Gosh, I've been chasing ambulances for so long, I'd forgotten what a stiffy was!"

"Thank you, Mr. Kerry!"
12 posted on 07/06/2004 9:28:00 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
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To: Dick Vomer

13 posted on 07/06/2004 9:28:42 AM PDT by arichtaxpayer (We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.)
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To: Dick Vomer

"No John, don't kiss me. That didn't work out well for Al and Tipper either..."


14 posted on 07/06/2004 9:28:43 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Become a Monthly Donor, and the Harp Seal gets it.)
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To: No Blue States

There, there... sure you can use my hair dryer.


15 posted on 07/06/2004 9:34:09 AM PDT by rintense
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To: Dick Vomer

Edwards looks more receptive than Kerry's wife did in their kiss picture.


16 posted on 07/06/2004 9:37:56 AM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (You can turn your head away from the Berg video and still hear Al Queda's calls to prayer.)
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To: Dick Vomer

"Kiss me, you fool."


17 posted on 07/06/2004 9:38:49 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: AmericanMade1776

18 posted on 07/06/2004 9:39:52 AM PDT by My2Cents ("Well.....there you go again.")
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To: Dick Vomer

There, there (pat, pat)--- I'm really okay that I wasn't your first John choice , John. Heck, I'm okay that I wasn't your second choice... or third. Just don't change your mind now, the whole world is watching.


19 posted on 07/06/2004 9:40:39 AM PDT by exhaustedmomma
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To: Dick Vomer

"You may now kiss the groom"


20 posted on 07/06/2004 9:41:21 AM PDT by rudypoot (Rat line = Routes that foreign fighters use to enter Iraq.)
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To: Dick Vomer

"John & John, a double flusher".


21 posted on 07/06/2004 9:42:10 AM PDT by b4its2late (John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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To: rudypoot

This must be one of those Mass. gay unions!


22 posted on 07/06/2004 9:43:20 AM PDT by bird4four4
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To: Dick Vomer

"You're schmoopy!"

"No, you are!"

"No, schmoopy, you're schmoopy!!"

Kerry-Edwards, For A More Schmoopy America!!

23 posted on 07/06/2004 9:48:59 AM PDT by Rokurota
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To: Dick Vomer
"You look rich enough to kiss!"
24 posted on 07/06/2004 9:51:33 AM PDT by Physicist
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To: Dick Vomer

Better put some ice on that, John.


25 posted on 07/06/2004 9:54:11 AM PDT by ZOTnot ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."--Hillary)
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To: Brimack34
"Why does he get so close to these guy's?"

Ahhh, he's a "close talker".

26 posted on 07/06/2004 9:55:32 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Dick Vomer

Your place or mine?........


27 posted on 07/06/2004 10:09:57 AM PDT by Red Badger (The Army makes the world safe for democracy....The Marines make the world safe for the Army...)
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To: Dick Vomer
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28 posted on 07/06/2004 10:13:29 AM PDT by Consort
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To: Brimack34
With all these photos it looks like Kerry is really going after the gay vote. Why does he get so close to these guys?

I thought the same thing! He is just TOO creepy for words.

One Caption: And just think, the convention is in Massachusetts where we can legalize our vows!

29 posted on 07/06/2004 10:57:31 AM PDT by alwaysconservative (Then again, maybe Karl Rove IS behind it all. . .)
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To: Dick Vomer

"Oh, shut up and kiss me, ya big lug ya..........."


30 posted on 07/06/2004 10:59:10 AM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Dick Vomer

Kerry, squeezing hard, muttering under his breath:".....ok, you blow-dried little twit; I don't like you, you haven't done diddly squat to deserve this, and you can thank the pollsters. Now.......just remember who's in charge here..."

Edwards: ".......ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow yessir ow ow ow ow............."


31 posted on 07/06/2004 11:01:12 AM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Dick Vomer

Edwards: Your mouthwash just ain't cutting it.

or Kerry: Remember John, no tongue.


32 posted on 07/06/2004 11:08:08 AM PDT by Sapper26 (In Europe will it be called Celsius 488.3?)
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To: Rokurota
Kerry-Edwards, For A More Schmoopy America!!

Precisely!

33 posted on 07/06/2004 11:16:43 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: Dick Vomer



EVERYTHING FREE IN AMERICA


EDWARDS
Taxachusetts,
A lovely convention . . .
Island of liberal breezes.
Always the welfare cheats growing,
Always the labor unions blowing . . .

KERRY
Trial lawyers . . .
You ugly vampires . . .
Carrier of leftist diseases.
Always the interns blowing,
Always the abortions growing . . .
And the money owing,
And the babies crying,
And the bullets flying.
I like the recent Big Dig waste.
Smoke on your pipe, and spit out the taste!

YELLOW DOGS
I like to sue in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Class actions free in America
For a contingent fee in America!

EDWARDS
I like the city of Boss-ton.

KERRY
I know a campaign you can climb on.

EDWARDS
Hundreds of products in full bloom.

KERRY
Hundreds of victims in each room!

YELLOW DOGS
Tobacco road in America,
Asbestos claims in America,
Super-sized meals in America,
A settlement deal in America!

EDWARDS
I'll drive a hard bargain through Boss-ton.

KERRY
If there's a law suit you can thrive on.

EDWARDS
I'll give my cousins a free ride.

KERRY
Don’t forget the Democrats inside.

YELLOW DOGS
A trial lawyer goes to America,
Many frivolous claims in America;
Everybody sues in America
It is Ted Kennedy’s America!

EDWARDS
I'll bring a T.V. to Boss-ton.

KERRY
If there’s a voter to turn on!

EDWARDS
I'll bring a new washing machine.

KERRY
Do they have money to keep clean?

YELLOW DOGS
I like the snores of America!
Comfort is yours in America!
Knobs on the whores in America,
Wall-to-wall Gores in America!

EDWARDS
When will I go back to Boss-ton?

KERRY
When you will shut up and get gone?

EDWARDS
Yellow dogs will give us a big cheer!

KERRY
Conservatives have all moved from there!

34 posted on 07/06/2004 11:59:54 AM PDT by OESY
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To: Dick Vomer

Don't Ask and Don't Tell


35 posted on 09/23/2004 3:48:52 PM PDT by Blogger (The only difference between Terry McAuliffe and Michael Moore is about 300 pounds)
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To: Dick Vomer

What is with these guys?!


36 posted on 09/23/2004 3:49:28 PM PDT by uncitizen
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To: Physicist

You win!


37 posted on 09/23/2004 3:57:46 PM PDT by fetts (Getting a straight answer from Kerry is like nailing jello to a tree)
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To: Dick Vomer

Johhny Boy, "Lurchman, Gimme that '68 with a new flavor!"

FN John, "Go go Osama bin, Tawhid and Jihad is gonna win!...
Am I hip or what?"

Johhny Boy, "I love you."

38 posted on 09/23/2004 4:01:48 PM PDT by MrBambaLaMamba (Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god)
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To: fetts
I been missin EWE sooooo baaaaahd
39 posted on 09/23/2004 4:19:28 PM PDT by Bassfire (aim low boys they're riding Shetlands!)
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