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Caption: Kerry/Edwards with Ben Affleck in background
Drudge Report ^ | 30 JUL 04 | dcbryan1

Posted on 07/30/2004 11:55:30 AM PDT by DCBryan1

Have fun!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: affleck; ben; bunny; caption; edwards; hollywierd; hollywood; kerry
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Ben Affleck:
Hey, look, over there! Some dumbass is dressed in a blue bunny suit! What a dork!
1 posted on 07/30/2004 11:55:33 AM PDT by DCBryan1
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To: DCBryan1
Whoops, Pic:



2 posted on 07/30/2004 11:56:30 AM PDT by DCBryan1
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To: DCBryan1

Look at the way Kerry is looking at Edwards.


3 posted on 07/30/2004 11:57:21 AM PDT by cardinal4 (John Kerry-the stitching in the bunny suit of life..)
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To: DCBryan1

LOL!!!


4 posted on 07/30/2004 11:57:21 AM PDT by EggsAckley (.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
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To: DCBryan1
Whoops, Pic:


Ben: "Hey, look over there! Some dumbass is dressed up in a blue bunny suit! What a dumbass!"

5 posted on 07/30/2004 11:57:35 AM PDT by DCBryan1
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To: DCBryan1

Too bad we can't see C.A.I.R.ees other hand...


6 posted on 07/30/2004 11:58:36 AM PDT by ApesForEvolution (DemocRATS are communists and want to destroy America only to replace it with the USSA)
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To: DCBryan1

Hey look! There goes the President of the United States.


7 posted on 07/30/2004 11:58:47 AM PDT by Solson ("Ugly knows ugly though." - WorkingClassFilth)
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To: DCBryan1

Someone is always pointing in a Kerry picture...I think Hollywood told them it looks good to do so.


8 posted on 07/30/2004 11:58:52 AM PDT by treeclimber ("We will hunt the terrorists in every dark corner of the earth. We will be relentless." GWB 2001)
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To: DCBryan1

"Hey Look- the BoSox lost again.."


9 posted on 07/30/2004 11:59:18 AM PDT by petercooper (In the end, Democrats are just a bunch of jackasses.)
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To: DCBryan1

The girlyman party is at Affleck's house tonight. Spread the word.


10 posted on 07/30/2004 11:59:35 AM PDT by Unknown Freeper
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To: DCBryan1

Kerry and Edwards.... are these two actually secretly gay lovers? Can't seem to keep their hands to themselves.


11 posted on 07/30/2004 11:59:54 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: DCBryan1

Kerrry looks as though Edwadds makes him tingle in a way that Teresa doesn't (and hasn't for along time)
12 posted on 07/30/2004 11:59:54 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("A republic, if we can revive it")
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To: DCBryan1

"Wow, you can totally see through Alexandra Kerry's dress!!"


14 posted on 07/30/2004 12:00:21 PM PDT by Junior_G
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To: cardinal4

Could they be pointing at a duck? (AFLAK!!)


15 posted on 07/30/2004 12:00:21 PM PDT by Dawgmeister
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To: DCBryan1

Kerry: John, don't look back just now, but I think I found the guy who stole my pink tie".
16 posted on 07/30/2004 12:01:02 PM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Fabrizio Quattrocchi: "Adesso vi faccio vedere come muore un italiano")
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To: cardinal4

Kerry's gaze bothers me. He gets entirely too close to Edwards WAAAAYYY too often.


17 posted on 07/30/2004 12:01:57 PM PDT by highnoon (Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
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To: DCBryan1

18 posted on 07/30/2004 12:01:57 PM PDT by treeclimber ("We will hunt the terrorists in every dark corner of the earth. We will be relentless." GWB 2001)
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To: DCBryan1
Whoops, Pic:


Ben Affleck: "Holy Crap! Look at those falling poll numbers!"

19 posted on 07/30/2004 12:01:58 PM PDT by DCBryan1
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To: DCBryan1
Ben Afflicked to Mumbles Menino: "Since my career has hit the skids, it's great I can get some facetime in the press this way".

John F'kn to Jack Tripper: "We won't have to put up with this Bozo much longer. Man, did Gigli suck or what?"

20 posted on 07/30/2004 12:02:04 PM PDT by Jenya (Gore, he's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody)
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To: DUMOCRAT

Kerry: Ooo-ooo that smell! Can't you smell that smell.....


21 posted on 07/30/2004 12:02:18 PM PDT by Dawgmeister
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To: DCBryan1

OPEN LETTER TO KERRY FROM 204 YEARS AGO:

“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the Public Treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the Public Treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy always followed by dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been two-hundred years. These nations have progressed throught this sequence: From bondage to spiritual faith; from spiritual faith to great courage; from courage to abundance; from abundance to complacency; from complacency to apathy; from apathy to dependence; from dependence back again into bondage.”
—Alexander Fraser Tyler, 1700


22 posted on 07/30/2004 12:03:28 PM PDT by adam_az (Call your State Republican Party office and VOLUNTEER!!!!)
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To: DCBryan1
Affleck: Yeah, JLo and I did it on that rooftop too!
23 posted on 07/30/2004 12:03:54 PM PDT by highnoon (Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
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To: DCBryan1

John: Pssst, John
John: Yes, John
John: Don't worry...help is on the way.
John: Thanks, John

24 posted on 07/30/2004 12:04:04 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: treeclimber

First operational demonstration of the new exoflatulator..


25 posted on 07/30/2004 12:04:04 PM PDT by Dawgmeister
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To: DCBryan1

Ben Affleck: "Jack, see that mountain moving to the east about four miles away? That's J-Lo's ass going shopping!"

26 posted on 07/30/2004 12:04:51 PM PDT by DCBryan1
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To: DCBryan1
Funny. I just read an article by Andy Borowitz of Jewish World Review with a few amusing lines about Affleck and THE CURSE:

In other convention news, actor Ben Affleck was ejected from the Fleet Center in Boston after Democratic Party officials feared that his long-running losing streak at the box office might spread to the Kerry-Edwards ticket in the fall.

While party officials downplayed talk of an "Affleck curse," insiders acknowledged that the actor's presence at the convention had become an unwelcome distraction.

"Maybe it's the lingering effects of 'Gigli,' but every time Ben walked into the building the bomb-sniffing dogs went crazy," one insider said.


Jewish World Review
27 posted on 07/30/2004 12:06:09 PM PDT by Republican Red (Is that a classified document in your pants Sandy or are you just glad to see me?)
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To: BenLurkin

There was another picture of the two of them cozying up to each other in another thread. Now THAT looked like, well, you can take it from there...


28 posted on 07/30/2004 12:08:49 PM PDT by Marysecretary (GOD is STILL in control, even if Bush loses in 2004!)
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To: Rummyfan

"Kerry and Edwards.... are these two actually secretly gay lovers? Can't seem to keep their hands to themselves."

It's supposed to be a secret?

Actually, the opposite is true. They're not, but want people to think they are. To a Democrat, sodomy is virtuous.


29 posted on 07/30/2004 12:08:52 PM PDT by Spok
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30 posted on 07/30/2004 12:09:07 PM PDT by treeclimber ("We will hunt the terrorists in every dark corner of the earth. We will be relentless." GWB 2001)
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To: DCBryan1

Ex-Bennifer: 'That guy on the left? The one drooling? He's one of the two saps who paid to see "Gigli".'

31 posted on 07/30/2004 12:11:50 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: DCBryan1

Affleck: Thanks John, I finally found a bigger ass than J'Lo's!


32 posted on 07/30/2004 12:18:08 PM PDT by pierrem15
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

John K: Have I told you that you look radiant today? Just radiant!

John E: C'mon, not this gay stuff again...surely you're joking?!

John K: I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley.

33 posted on 07/30/2004 12:20:40 PM PDT by oblomov
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Ben: "They're taking a picture, let's point. Anyway, I'm doing a remake of "Chasing Amy" but the producers want to make Amy a man! Imagine that, a straight man falling for another straight man! Isn't that ridiculous?"


34 posted on 07/30/2004 12:24:31 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: DCBryan1

Kerry whispers to Edwards-" Little Boy, want to pet the hamster in my pocket ? "


35 posted on 07/30/2004 12:28:54 PM PDT by Wild Irish Rogue
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To: cardinal4
Look at the way Kerry is looking at Edwards.

You think that's bad? Check out this creepy photo.

I have no idea if it's real or photoshopped...I found it on another thread.

36 posted on 07/30/2004 12:29:36 PM PDT by hattend (I'm on the Mark Steyn Ping List! I'm somebody!)
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To: DUMOCRAT

See #36


37 posted on 07/30/2004 12:31:01 PM PDT by hattend (I'm on the Mark Steyn Ping List! I'm somebody!)
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To: hattend

photo-shopped...


38 posted on 07/30/2004 12:33:25 PM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Hatteras

How can you tell?


39 posted on 07/30/2004 12:34:56 PM PDT by hattend (I'm on the Mark Steyn Ping List! I'm somebody!)
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To: hattend

Skin tones suggest indoor lighting on Kerry, outdoor lighting on Edwards. No shadow behind Kerry's ear but shadows all over Edwards. The first things that stood out but I'm sure I could get more detailed with a little time.


40 posted on 07/30/2004 12:37:52 PM PDT by Hatteras
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To: DCBryan1

Edwards: "I'm not smiling, I'm wincing in pain! The wife crawled on top of me last night! I had to clench my teeth before my heart popped out of my mouth!"


41 posted on 07/30/2004 12:42:55 PM PDT by Solamente
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To: DCBryan1

Three has beens...


42 posted on 07/30/2004 12:51:08 PM PDT by sandbar
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To: treeclimber
Someone is always pointing in a Kerry picture...I think Hollywood told them it looks good to do so.

I think you're right. These posers don't even take a dump by accident. They do it on que.

43 posted on 07/30/2004 1:11:31 PM PDT by Indie (Ignorance of the truth is no excuse for stupidity.)
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To: DCBryan1

Check out the rack on Alexandra!


44 posted on 07/30/2004 1:38:25 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Insert comment A in tagline B)
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To: DCBryan1

BEN: Look at that nutjob up there screaming about balloons and confetti!

Kerry: Don't worry, Johnny, there'll be balloons, I promise.


45 posted on 07/30/2004 1:47:51 PM PDT by itsamelman (40: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." 42: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman")
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To: All; DCBryan1


Ben Afleck points to his male fiance and smiling tells the
VIP Kerry is going to pick Supreme Court Justices to
impose homosexual marriage on the nation.
46 posted on 07/30/2004 1:53:16 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: DCBryan1
Hey look the TelePrompter said to just start saying "Hope and Vietnam" over and over again. Edwards, you didn't say Hope and Vietnam.
47 posted on 07/30/2004 2:02:50 PM PDT by alrea (hope, Vietnam, hope, Vietnam)
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To: hattend
What a sick picture.. I can't imagine Bush kissing Chaney that way. Kerry must be taking bizarre stage theatrics from his Mamma T. John Edwards is even sicker for taking it.
48 posted on 07/30/2004 2:06:13 PM PDT by juzcuz
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To: DCBryan1

F'n to BreckGirl: "Johnny, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"


49 posted on 07/30/2004 2:09:29 PM PDT by AngryJawa (The Original Grumpy Gen-Xer)
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To: cardinal4

He just said: "It's gonna be lonely on the campaign bus without you this trip."


50 posted on 07/30/2004 2:11:12 PM PDT by no dems (Stupid people get on my nerves; for real.)
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