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An Army General, an Air Force General, and a Navy Admiral had a bet, and set out to prove who had the toughest people.

The Army General ordered two tanks to face each other, and open fire. BOOM! Both tanks destroyed. He said, "Tank crews are tough!".

The Air Forc General had three F16's take off, and ordered the pilots to head for each other. BOOM! All three jets destroyed. He said, "Pilots are tougher!"

The Navy Admiral laughed and said, "Watch this". He took the generals to an aircraft carrier, and grabbed the first Boatswain's Mate he found.
He said "Son, I want you to climb to the top of the tallest radar mast."
"Aye Aye, Sir!" said the sailor, and immediately raced to the top.
The Admiral shouted up, "Okay, now JUMP!"
The sailor promptly shouted back, "F*** YOU!"

The Admiral won the bet.
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