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VAST RIGHT-NIPPLE CONSPIRACY
New York Post - Page Six ^ | 8/24/04 | Richard Johnson with Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson

Posted on 08/23/2004 11:21:13 PM PDT by kattracks

JANET Jackson claims the George Bush White House used her notorious "wardrobe malfunction" to distract the country from the war in Iraq. Speaking about the exposure of her breast during a Super Bowl performance with Justin Timberlake, the paranoid pop tart tells the October issue of Genre magazine: "I truly feel in my heart that the president wanted to take the focus off of him at that time, and I was the perfect vehicle to do so at that moment . . . I mean, it's a bunch of bulls- - -. When you see [Michael Moore's] 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' it just confirms it."

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1 posted on 08/23/2004 11:21:13 PM PDT by kattracks
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To: kattracks
Oh, dang, I just thought they were trying to make an excuse to post that pic again.

Oh well
2 posted on 08/23/2004 11:22:50 PM PDT by dila813
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To: kattracks

Of course!!!! Thank God Janet Jackson, noted Philospher, pointed this out.

Good grief, the blather from the 'Beautiful People' could fertilize vast portions of the midwest.


3 posted on 08/23/2004 11:25:22 PM PDT by kb2614 ( You have everything to fear, including fear itself. - The new DNC slogan)
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To: kattracks

Word is that they buffed up Jackson's last album and are going to re-release it. Probably didn't jump off the shelf the first time so the little 'ho is looking to stir up the silt again.


4 posted on 08/23/2004 11:27:42 PM PDT by thegreatbeast (Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
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To: kattracks

From what I saw JJ couldn't distract Ellen Degenerate with that udder.


5 posted on 08/23/2004 11:27:44 PM PDT by ProudVet77 (Kerry is Toast du Francai')
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To: ProudVet77
I just read somewhere where Degenerate is going to be in a remake of Oh God. Someone has a wicked sense of humor.
6 posted on 08/23/2004 11:30:06 PM PDT by thegreatbeast (Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
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"I truly feel in my heart that the president wanted to take the focus off of him at that time, and I was the perfect vehicle to do so at that moment."

Your heart's retarded, hon.

7 posted on 08/23/2004 11:30:09 PM PDT by twgiles
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To: kattracks

Its all Bush's fault. LOL


8 posted on 08/23/2004 11:33:10 PM PDT by sd-joe (Bush has power, while Kerry has only ambition)
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To: dila813

Still see her as the little stinky kid who lived next to JJ and Michael in Good Times. Why is she shit**g out of her mouth, to shift the news from her pedophile brother to the W.


9 posted on 08/23/2004 11:33:27 PM PDT by rineaux (hardcore)
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To: kattracks

Janet who???


10 posted on 08/23/2004 11:34:08 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: kattracks
I mean, it's a bunch of bulls- - -. When you see [Michael Moore's] 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' it just confirms it."

A Right nipple and a sweaty left-wing boob, brain cells not included. Coming to theaters soon!

11 posted on 08/23/2004 11:38:12 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (Kerry couldn't have gone to Sears in Cambodia Christmas day! They were closed!)
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To: kattracks

Great headline.....almost made this stupid story readable...Man the left has gone off its nut...so Have they jumped the shark yet?


12 posted on 08/23/2004 11:55:03 PM PDT by jnarcus
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To: kattracks
And with Britney Spears, it was the LEFT one.

We sure have a couple of dumb boobs here.

13 posted on 08/23/2004 11:59:51 PM PDT by Syncro
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To: All
Okay...this is for real and sort of fitting to the title of this thread. During the last election one of the libertarian candidates in the southwest was a Native American activist. One of his pet issues (don't the libertarian candidates all have some) was that white people had caused Native American women to develop boy's nipples (I swear it's true).

He wanted to give Native American women back women nipples.

14 posted on 08/24/2004 12:07:31 AM PDT by CWOJackson
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To: JoeSixPack1
When you see [Michael Moore's] 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' it just confirms it."

And when I see Janet Jackson saying what she is saying, well, that just confirms that, too. She indeed is such a loser that even flashing a freebie peek cannot revive her dead career. And she gets her political insight from Michael Moore. Yep. Liberal Hollywooder if I ever saw one...

15 posted on 08/24/2004 12:08:30 AM PDT by boycottliberalhollywood.com (www.boycottliberalhollywood.com - www.twoamericas.us)
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It wouldn't surprise me one bit if that boob who married Terazza was the same boob who screwed up the landing gear on that plane. It's true that the three of them spent quite a bit of time together before it happened. He flys his own plane you know. takingoffmytinfoilhatnow


16 posted on 08/24/2004 12:15:51 AM PDT by anglian
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To: CWOJackson

Well, if that's all the trouble he's got in the world I'd say his life has been pretty darn easy. I promise I'll speak with Dr. Mephisto about backing off. In the meantime IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT BOO HOO, BOO HOO.


17 posted on 08/24/2004 12:17:23 AM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (A Progressive is only a Liberal with an Earl Scheib paintjob.)
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To: NaughtiusMaximus

The libertarian's name was Leon something I believe. He was a real fruitcake, along with the Spitting Druid and Blue Dyed Guy...a couple other of the more notable libertarian candidates for higher office.


18 posted on 08/24/2004 12:19:29 AM PDT by CWOJackson
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To: NaughtiusMaximus
History Channel documentary 2010: The Boob That Blocked The Iraqi Invasion!
19 posted on 08/24/2004 12:24:53 AM PDT by endthematrix ("We've come a long way from John Kerry reporting for duty to Miguel reporting for booty!")
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To: kattracks

Janet...how did Dubya get you and Timberlake to set that up? I must have missed that part.


20 posted on 08/24/2004 12:29:19 AM PDT by RichInOC (The Jackson Family: ...neat...sweet...petite.)
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To: kattracks

The female Bill Clinton ......It's all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!


21 posted on 08/24/2004 12:32:26 AM PDT by dennisw (Allah FUBAR!)
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To: kattracks

Janet, you ignorant slut.


22 posted on 08/24/2004 12:38:42 AM PDT by RGVTx
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To: boycottliberalhollywood.com

She's such a maroon. She did exactly what she wanted to do and got exactly the reaction she wanted and now she's pushing the 'make believe' envelope till it kicks her again.

Most of them need a collar, chain, diaper and keeper.

And her boob was pudgy!!

<|:-)~~


23 posted on 08/24/2004 12:42:46 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (Kerry couldn't have gone to Sears in Cambodia Christmas day! They were closed!)
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To: kattracks
Meanwhile, Jackson says she never should have said she was sorry. "I shouldn't have apologized," she tells the mag. "You don't apologize for an accident. It just makes you look guilty."

What about paying $15 million to somebody who sues you for, say, child molestation? Does that make you look guilty? Oh, that's right, Janet thinks her brother is innocent of being a molester!

24 posted on 08/24/2004 12:51:11 AM PDT by NYCVirago
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To: JoeSixPack1
And her boob was pudgy!!

She should have put a bag over her head, too. She's still in her 30s, but looks about 50 in the face!

25 posted on 08/24/2004 12:54:57 AM PDT by NYCVirago
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To: kattracks

Strangest thing about The Jacksona: LaToya is the "normal" one.


26 posted on 08/24/2004 12:55:38 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy ("Despise not the jester. Often he is the only one speaking the truth")
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To: jnarcus

Doesn't this? She flashes her boob on national television hoping to pump up her record sales, it doesn't go over all that well, and now it's Bush's fault. Surely there's a shark around here somewhere.

27 posted on 08/24/2004 12:59:38 AM PDT by Nick Danger (www.swiftvets.com www.wintersoldier.com www.kerrylied.com)
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To: ProudVet77

From what I saw JJ couldn't distract Ellen Degenerate with that udder.

That is so funny, thank you for the laugh.


28 posted on 08/24/2004 1:19:19 AM PDT by garylmoore (Looking forward to the day when I can chat with Him.)
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To: kattracks

ha ha ha...yep Janet they were so impressive..we all cant focus on anything else...it must be Bush's fault...

God it must be great to have some one to blame for your mistakes..

i beleive he is also responsible for hurricane charley...you know at one stage in the Bush family tree there was someone called charley...i mean there you go...yuo see...you see the connection....its there...look

scully and mulder investigate......cue music to X files....

janet...get your tinfoil hat on...and go sit with Moore...he will explain everything ...


i am just amazed with this..they spend all day saying how dumb he is as a president BUT accuse him of :

he is workign secretlety with house of Saud
he is working for the oil companies
he is running a war in 2 countries
he is plaaning a war in 3 others
he is giving tax breaks
creating too few jobs or destroying them
orgaining secret wars here there and everywhere
he is running for president after not winning the last one
he is part of a secret group to control the world
he is working with the jews
he is working with the christians
he is fighting against homosexuals
he is workingon his farm
he is spending billions on home defense
he is spending billions on the military
he has secret alien spacecraft
he is working with the pakistanis
he is working with the swift vets
he is creating a secret army of robots
and on and on

he can do this by only working between the hours of 9 to 5

hell...vote for him and ASK HIM TO WORK 9 to 6pm...jeeze maybe we will be on MArs by 2008!!!


President Bush must get a chuckle outa this each morning..oh and one final thing...Mr President..i didnt want to get up this morning...ITS YOUR FAULT!!!!

end sarcasm!


29 posted on 08/24/2004 1:27:26 AM PDT by Irishguy (League of Nations (version 1.1 BETA) currently in user testing...problems reported)
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To: kattracks
If President Bush wanted to use "Boobs" to dissuade from the war in Iraq, would you choose THESE BOOBS...

Or Exotic Dancer Sarenna Lee's Boobs (She's a REPUBLICAN who subscribes to the National Review!)

Janet's would NEVER EVER be considered in the same breath!!!

30 posted on 08/24/2004 3:25:55 AM PDT by Wondervixen (Ask for her by name--Accept no substitutes!)
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To: Wondervixen

Thanks for keeping me abreast of the situtation!


31 posted on 08/24/2004 5:42:00 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)
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To: kattracks

Another 527 ad!

The non-linked Dems have them EVERYWHERE!
32 posted on 08/24/2004 5:42:41 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)
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To: dila813
This picture?

33 posted on 08/24/2004 5:44:28 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Did I mention I'm peddling a book?)
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To: kattracks

Another sad victim of BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) - there appears to be no cure...


34 posted on 08/24/2004 5:45:35 AM PDT by garbanzo (Free people will set the course of history)
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To: Wondervixen
Holy MOSES. I have seen the mountaintops.
35 posted on 08/24/2004 5:46:25 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: Mike Bates

THANKS! AND EVERYONE THANKS YOU!


36 posted on 08/24/2004 7:25:30 AM PDT by dila813
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