LOL :), but for $99.00 I'll get the web cam.
Some guy from Vancouver, Washington called in to the local talk radio show. He was having problems with his Bush yard signs disappearing. I don't recall if he caught the guy on his property, or got a look at his car. He called the cops, and the cops stopped the guy and he had a bunch of bent and dirty Bush signs in his back seat. The guy was also over the legal alcohol limit. Also had a suspended driver's license. Didn't have insurance. (I wonder if he was wearing his seat belt?)
The caller said he thought that was pretty good justice - and went down and got more Bush/Cheney signs.