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The Kerry Tongue Flick - Complete with photos
Daily Recycler ^

Posted on 09/22/2004 11:35:48 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs

Roll Over Gene Simmons

Are we the only ones to have noticed how often John Kerry pushes his tongue out of his mouth when he speaks? Not that there's anything wrong with that.



We were watching a recording of Kerry's appearance on Letterman and actually found ourselves distracted by the constant flicking and probing of the senator's red yahzik.

We eventually decided to take a few screenshots and post them up. Trying to take screenshots at first was like a game of whack-a-mole. But after a while there was a certain zen to it all -- we could feel when it was going to appear.

We were busy. Ninety-four times it popped out! And that's not counting the rebound-wags, tooth-probes, lip-diggers, half-rollers, split-flips, or even any biting-curls! An animated gif would have been too big, so we put together this instead... (Don't get confused! That actually is his tongue, not his bottom lip.)


posted by The Recycler at 6:31 AM


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: ick; kerry; lurchface
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1 posted on 09/22/2004 11:35:48 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

HISSSSSSSSSSS. Look, its forked! :)


2 posted on 09/22/2004 11:36:27 AM PDT by BoBToMatoE
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

LOL, funny post.


3 posted on 09/22/2004 11:36:56 AM PDT by tioga
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Dang girl, that's just plain nasty.


4 posted on 09/22/2004 11:37:07 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

What was the TV show? "V" or something?


5 posted on 09/22/2004 11:37:17 AM PDT by js1138 (Speedy architect of perfect labyrinths.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

What an ugly bug catcher! The tongue is repulsive too.


6 posted on 09/22/2004 11:37:30 AM PDT by rhombus
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

That has to be one of the most disgusting things Ive seen in a long time.


7 posted on 09/22/2004 11:37:42 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Kerry is a licker and a pointer....what are the chances?


8 posted on 09/22/2004 11:37:52 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ((John Kerry is now in full retreat))
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Duhhhhhh!!!^
9 posted on 09/22/2004 11:37:53 AM PDT by FesterUSMC
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

That's how Fn' Kerry made his billions.

(I'm sorry, that was nasty, but hilarious)


10 posted on 09/22/2004 11:38:30 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

I like the ones when his eyes are closed!! He looks catatonic.


11 posted on 09/22/2004 11:38:33 AM PDT by tertiary01 (Have "Jammies"----Will Freep)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

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12 posted on 09/22/2004 11:38:34 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Of course he does. That's what all lizards do!


13 posted on 09/22/2004 11:38:47 AM PDT by EllaMinnow (Dan would RATHER lie.)
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To: FesterUSMC

Did you ever see the TV Series "V" (The Visitors?) I swear, I expect some infiltratior to come up and rip off the human mask and reveal the lizard underneath!


14 posted on 09/22/2004 11:38:55 AM PDT by 50sDad ( ST3d - Star Trek Tri-D Chess! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

isn't constantly licking one's lips a sign of drug abuse?


15 posted on 09/22/2004 11:39:01 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: tioga
I love this line:

Trying to take screenshots at first was like a game of whack-a-mole. But after a while there was a certain zen to it all -- we could feel when it was going to appear.

16 posted on 09/22/2004 11:39:09 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; Mo1; Howlin; Peach; BeforeISleep; kimmie7; 4integrity; BigSkyFreeper; ...
BLALAWAWAWAWAWAWW...................
17 posted on 09/22/2004 11:39:14 AM PDT by OXENinFLA (John Kerry: Giving aid and comfort to the enemies of the US since 1970.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Ewww!


18 posted on 09/22/2004 11:40:00 AM PDT by uncitizen
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

his tongue is kinda short, isn't it?
Guess he can't do much else with it.


19 posted on 09/22/2004 11:40:07 AM PDT by LakeLady (We see his true colors comin' through...Chicken Yellow, Commie Red and UN Blue.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Gross.


20 posted on 09/22/2004 11:40:25 AM PDT by PeoplesRepublicOfWashington (Kerry/Edwards--When you're full of it you need two johns.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Great stuff! For quite some time I've been referring to that little quirk of his as "that old lady chewing kinda thing"...
21 posted on 09/22/2004 11:40:29 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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22 posted on 09/22/2004 11:40:44 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Which part of "Don't Mess With Texas" didn't you get?)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

He does it in that 1971 video before the Senate.

It just makes my skin crawl, but then, all things Kerry has that affect on me.


23 posted on 09/22/2004 11:40:50 AM PDT by Endeavor
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Very, very funny. Thanks.


24 posted on 09/22/2004 11:40:56 AM PDT by goarmy
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To: rface; EllaMinnow
GIANT SKINK ALERT!!!!!!!!!!
25 posted on 09/22/2004 11:41:09 AM PDT by SavageRepublican (everything I own is covered in cat hair)
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To: OXENinFLA

Could it be tardive dyskinesia?


26 posted on 09/22/2004 11:41:22 AM PDT by mel
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To: camle

Naah, it might mean he is taking one of millions of drugs that cause dry mouth.


27 posted on 09/22/2004 11:41:22 AM PDT by tertiary01 (Have "Jammies"----Will Freep)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

actually, kerry licks his lips very often. police use that as a tell tale sign of when someone is lying....


28 posted on 09/22/2004 11:41:36 AM PDT by snappat
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

That is funny! Man he looks uncomfortable.


29 posted on 09/22/2004 11:41:36 AM PDT by Clump
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Maybe he is making sure his dentures are still in.


30 posted on 09/22/2004 11:41:38 AM PDT by truthandlife (http://www.neverforgetneveragain.com -- If you want Bush re-elected pass on this video link!!!!)
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"...at first was like a game of whack-a-mole. But after a while there was a certain zen to it all -- we could feel when it was going to appear."

LOL !

Good job!

31 posted on 09/22/2004 11:42:06 AM PDT by ez2muz
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

It's what Scotch drinkers do after a few or four. or five.


32 posted on 09/22/2004 11:42:09 AM PDT by Dad2Angels
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To: SavageRepublican

My cat ate a skink. They both died.


33 posted on 09/22/2004 11:42:33 AM PDT by EllaMinnow (Dan would RATHER lie.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Trying to take screenshots at first was like a game of whack-a-mole

LOL

34 posted on 09/22/2004 11:42:34 AM PDT by GretchenM (A country is a terrible thing to waste. Vote Republican.)
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To: camle

"Isn't constantly licking one's lips a sign of drug use ?"

Yes, and it's also a sign of nervousness.


35 posted on 09/22/2004 11:42:38 AM PDT by somerville
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

I never noticed this until recently and I think it is getting worse!


36 posted on 09/22/2004 11:42:46 AM PDT by ruoflaw
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To: OXENinFLA

That's what Tah-ray-za likes!!


37 posted on 09/22/2004 11:42:58 AM PDT by Chieftain (Support the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth and expose Hanoi John's FRAUD!)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

The botox no doubt makes his lips dry...


38 posted on 09/22/2004 11:43:03 AM PDT by Redbob
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To: exile

ROTFLMAO!!!! Only problem is...no one would "pay" for that tongue!!!! eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


39 posted on 09/22/2004 11:43:21 AM PDT by codyjacksmom (Why do I use spell check when my only reply is ROTFLMAO?????)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Man! Yuck! I've got palm sized African Emporer Scorpions that present a prettier face when eating a cricket legs and all then Kerry does at his best!


40 posted on 09/22/2004 11:43:28 AM PDT by EUPHORIC (Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
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To: 50sDad

I remember watching that show when i was a kid... pretty creepy lol


41 posted on 09/22/2004 11:43:45 AM PDT by FesterUSMC
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Where's the BARF ALERT! ?


42 posted on 09/22/2004 11:43:48 AM PDT by benjaminjjones
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To: somerville

one would think that after more than 20 years of public speaking that he wouldn't be nervous?


43 posted on 09/22/2004 11:43:50 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: snappat

Yup...Psychology 101. Especially when you lick your lip while looking down and to the left.


44 posted on 09/22/2004 11:43:55 AM PDT by Spackidagoosh
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To: js1138

"I'll shoot that off for ya."
45 posted on 09/22/2004 11:44:01 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Hatriotism)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

He suffers from a terrible case of dry mouth. It comes from constantly licking his finger to see which way the wind is blowing.


46 posted on 09/22/2004 11:44:32 AM PDT by Redcloak (Vikings plundered my last tag line.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Just fascinating. We cannot elect a president who has a rogue tongue.


47 posted on 09/22/2004 11:44:41 AM PDT by Taliesan (fiction police)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

You're freeping hilarious! Can some enterprising freeper put together a streaming video?


48 posted on 09/22/2004 11:45:12 AM PDT by Lorraine
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His forehead sure could use some of our safe excellent Botox in a tube!!!
49 posted on 09/22/2004 11:45:19 AM PDT by danamco
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

OMG! I have noticed this and it creeps me out. As a woman I find Kerry so incredibly UGLY. Wait...make that, YEWGLY with a capital "U". (Rhymes like "W" for "wrong"...hehe.)

I always think he should be saying, "I'll have some fava beans with that and a nice Chianti...fh, fh, fh, fh, fh."


50 posted on 09/22/2004 11:45:26 AM PDT by BlueHorseShoe
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