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Caption Sleeping Doofus
AP/Yahoo ^ | Sep 25, 2004 | AP

Posted on 09/25/2004 4:30:00 PM PDT by calif_reaganite



TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: athlete; donthurtme; doofus; dork; fearofpigskin; football; keepyoureyeontheball; kerry; kerryisadork; loser; owie; wincelikemamat
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1 posted on 09/25/2004 4:30:00 PM PDT by calif_reaganite
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To: calif_reaganite

Don't bother to try out at 'Lambert' Field!


2 posted on 09/25/2004 4:33:59 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic (Re-elect Dubya)
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To: calif_reaganite

"I taught John everything he knows about girlie-man football!"

3 posted on 09/25/2004 4:34:19 PM PDT by Physicist
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"GEORGE BUSH DROPPED THE BALL!!!!" well, er, I guess it was me...


4 posted on 09/25/2004 4:35:19 PM PDT by outpost44
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To: Physicist

LOL! Where do they get all these photos of Kerry with a football?


5 posted on 09/25/2004 4:35:36 PM PDT by Huck ("Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners have an air force." --P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: calif_reaganite

This is the second or third picture of Lurch catching a football with his eyes closed and head all tipped back in fear. When I see these pictures and then try to picture him behaving heroically in a firefight, it's laughable.

MM


6 posted on 09/25/2004 4:36:19 PM PDT by MississippiMan (Americans should not be sacrificed on the altar of political correctness.)
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To: Physicist
Another Lileks fan...isn't that from the DorkusTM collection?
7 posted on 09/25/2004 4:45:24 PM PDT by bt_dooftlook ((Kerry/Edwards - We'll open up a carafe of whoopass on terrorists!))
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8 posted on 09/25/2004 4:52:51 PM PDT by hippy hate me
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To: calif_reaganite

"John Kerry takes a break to conduct his daily "Zen Visualization" of his future goal, to fumble the actual "Nuclear Football."


9 posted on 09/25/2004 4:54:12 PM PDT by Weirdad (A Free Republic, not a "democracy" (mob rule))
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To: calif_reaganite

"Ewwww! You didn't tell me there would be DIRT on this thing!"


10 posted on 09/25/2004 4:57:32 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: afraidfortherepublic

He looks like one of those east coast interbred twits.


11 posted on 09/25/2004 5:18:30 PM PDT by twoshed
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I'd like to draw attention to the keywords: "fear of pigskin" and "keep your eye on the football". There is another pic of him closing his eyes at the reception.

John Fraud is afraid of the ball and lacks confidence. I'm glad he is not on my team.

12 posted on 09/25/2004 5:27:45 PM PDT by Ben Ficklin
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To: calif_reaganite

The yellow bracelet means he likes many positions


13 posted on 09/25/2004 5:30:28 PM PDT by ditto h
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To: calif_reaganite

Kerry's try-out, as a walk on, to play narrow receiver for the New England Traitriots.


14 posted on 09/25/2004 5:39:13 PM PDT by RedWireNut
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Dances with Football
15 posted on 09/25/2004 5:40:37 PM PDT by mikrofon (John "Flamenco" Kerry)
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To: calif_reaganite

"Teresa???"


16 posted on 09/25/2004 5:45:26 PM PDT by Tacis (When Kerry Farts, You Can Hear McAuliffe's Voice And Smell Lockhart's Breath!)
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17 posted on 09/25/2004 5:45:43 PM PDT by maggief
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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (news - web sites) passes the ball in front of cameras and reporters before a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION
18 posted on 09/25/2004 5:47:40 PM PDT by maggief
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To: maggiefluffs

What is going on with his left arm? Seriously.


19 posted on 09/25/2004 5:50:28 PM PDT by pubmom (Suffering from DITS (Democrat induced tourette's syndrome)since 1992.)
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To: maggiefluffs

Why on earth does he insist on playing football in front of the press? LOL!


20 posted on 09/25/2004 5:50:53 PM PDT by StrictTime ("Pajama Riot! I wanna riot! Pajama Riot! A riot of my own!")
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