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Kerr's new look
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Posted on 09/28/2004 8:57:10 AM PDT by mrsparkle

Kerry's true alter ego is a giant oompa loompa!



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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1 posted on 09/28/2004 8:57:10 AM PDT by mrsparkle
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To: mrsparkle

Kerry does have one accomplishment. He is the ONLY senator from Massachusetts who has actually pulled someone from the water to save them from drowning.


2 posted on 09/28/2004 8:59:23 AM PDT by LOC1
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3 posted on 09/28/2004 8:59:38 AM PDT by backinthefold (tagline for rent till another witty one liner can be arraigned)
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My gosh, the man's running on his hair.


4 posted on 09/28/2004 8:59:42 AM PDT by Spok
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Anybody got good photo morphing software? This could be priceless... morph kerry into an umpha.


5 posted on 09/28/2004 8:59:47 AM PDT by drangundsturm
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To: mrsparkle

WHOA! He's looking even worse than in yesterday's photos.


6 posted on 09/28/2004 9:00:15 AM PDT by newzjunkey (Why are we in Iraq? Just point the whiners here: http://www.massgraves.info)
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To: HairOfTheDog

AIGH!!


7 posted on 09/28/2004 9:00:46 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: mrsparkle

He's Goring himself. This tanning move has to be Kerry's idea. It could only come from his arrogant, narcissitic mind. His staff would never suggest it after what happened to Al. Listen to their pathetic explainations.


8 posted on 09/28/2004 9:01:11 AM PDT by Callahan
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To: LOC1

Youch!!!! LOL!


9 posted on 09/28/2004 9:01:50 AM PDT by Blogger (The only difference between Terry McAuliffe and Michael Moore is about 300 pounds)
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To: newzjunkey

Kerry: "Did I mention I faked and baked in Vietnam?"


10 posted on 09/28/2004 9:02:21 AM PDT by Callahan
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To: mrsparkle
Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

Bwhahaha!

Anyone happen to know the UV index for Bedford MA, last Friday? Must have been hovering around a million.

11 posted on 09/28/2004 9:02:30 AM PDT by bikepacker67 (Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
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12 posted on 09/28/2004 9:02:56 AM PDT by newzjunkey (Why are we in Iraq? Just point the whiners here: http://www.massgraves.info)
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To: mrsparkle
He's no Oompa Loompa - He's a Vermicious Kenid!
13 posted on 09/28/2004 9:06:12 AM PDT by MortMan (John Kerry - Lt. Clueless, Junior Grade)
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To: backinthefold

Will these morons never learn the power of the internet to spot fakes.


14 posted on 09/28/2004 9:07:14 AM PDT by TXBSAFH (Member of 3rd Pajamahadeen Division, 2nd Boxer Shorts Brigade, 4th Bunny Slipper Battalion)
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To: mrsparkle

What has that fool done to himself?

15 posted on 09/28/2004 9:07:41 AM PDT by Redcoat LI ("I am the great and powerful Kerry! Look at my medals!")
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To: mrsparkle

Kerry could double for a cigar store Indian.


16 posted on 09/28/2004 9:08:55 AM PDT by dennisw (Gd is against Amelek for all generations.)
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To: Redcoat LI

DAMN, EVEN HIS SKIN TONE FLIP FLOPS


17 posted on 09/28/2004 9:09:04 AM PDT by UglyinLA
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To: bikepacker67

Erythema (reddening of the skin) is a side effect of Botox injections...


18 posted on 09/28/2004 9:10:25 AM PDT by greatvikingone
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DAMN, EVEN HIS SKIN TONE FLIP FLOPS

LOL!

19 posted on 09/28/2004 9:11:32 AM PDT by Lauratealeaf (God bless our troops and their Commander in Chief, President George W. Bush)
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To: mrsparkle

Pumpkinhead.


20 posted on 09/28/2004 9:14:39 AM PDT by God bless Texas
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To: LOC1
There is a book called "Letters From a Nut" where the author writes into to Coppertone complaining about their sunless tanning lotion.

He states in his "letter" that the lotion works too well, and now he looks like a big Toffee Boy
21 posted on 09/28/2004 9:16:25 AM PDT by SOSCEO
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To: mrsparkle

Ok....someone with Photoshop wanna take a crack at that one? :)


22 posted on 09/28/2004 9:16:59 AM PDT by fanningp
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To: mrsparkle

I thought it was funny on Fox yesterday-after running a clip of Kerry speaking- Britt Hume said that the network hadn't done anything to alter his face, or added any color, that Mr. Kerry really was red.


23 posted on 09/28/2004 9:17:17 AM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: mrsparkle

He looks a little like Al Jolson in blackface - the 2nd Black President.


24 posted on 09/28/2004 9:18:24 AM PDT by Enduring Freedom (Socialism Is the Enemy of Mankind, Democrats Its Traveling Salesmen)
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To: mrsparkle
Even better:

25 posted on 09/28/2004 9:19:37 AM PDT by reagandemo (The battle is near are you ready for the sacrifice?)
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To: mrsparkle

Anyone remember one of the munchkins song in "Wizard of Oz". Sounds like one would be appropriate right now.


26 posted on 09/28/2004 9:21:31 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: mrsparkle

Sure, you can all laugh, but in a close election, the Oompa Loompa vote could be decisive.


27 posted on 09/28/2004 9:45:30 AM PDT by Califelephant (50 million people in Afghanistan and Iraq now have the chance to live in FREEDOM)
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Bumper stickers available!
28 posted on 09/28/2004 9:54:22 AM PDT by mikrofon (Poor John Kerry -- he was born with a forked tongue in his mouth...)
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To: Califelephant

lol!


29 posted on 09/28/2004 10:00:17 AM PDT by mrsparkle
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"The JFK thing wasn't working. So I decided to be Elvis..."

30 posted on 09/28/2004 10:03:37 AM PDT by EternalVigilance (Barack Obama is the worst Senate candidate in U.S. history.)
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