John Kerry is out jogging one morning and notices Little Hannah on the
corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to Little Hannah and says,
"What's in the box, kid?"
Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Democats," says Little Hannah.
"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way.
A few days later, Mr. Kerry is running with his buddy John Edwards and he
spies Little Hannah with her box just ahead. Kerry says to Edwards, "You
gotta check this out," and they both jog over to Little Hannah.
John Kerry says,! "Look in the box, John, isn't that cute? Look at those
little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend John what kind of kittens they
are."
Little Hannah replies, "They're "Republicats".
"Whoa!" John Kerry says, "I came by here the other day and you said they
were "Democats". What's up?"
"Well," Little Hannah explains, "their eyes are open now."
LOL .. good one