10 posted on 10/26/2004 4:47:54 AM PDT by gridlock
(BARKEEP: Why the long face? HORSE: Ha ha, old joke. BARKEEP: Not you, I was talking to JF'n Kerry!)
Calling Kerry the Poodle is extremely inaccurate. Poodles are loyal, intelligent, faithful and will protect you to the death. Also, as they age they don't look like a prune.
