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Arafat Burial Suggestion (anyone have any others?)
Israelinsider ^ | 11/07/2004 | Dr. Pat Santy

Posted on 11/09/2004 6:20:33 AM PST by bedolido

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To: bedolido

I think wherever Arafat's burial is it presents a great opportunity to (reversing the usual order) take names and kick a$$. It's bound to be a Who's Who of bad guys. During the funeral frenzy, drop a net on the whole bunch.


21 posted on 11/09/2004 6:30:28 AM PST by WestTexasWend
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To: bedolido

Arafat's not worth an elaborate funeral -- the nearest dumpster will do just fine.


22 posted on 11/09/2004 6:30:40 AM PST by Clioman
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To: bedolido
I'd like to see them drill a well about 300 feet deep.
Put a 16 inch casing in the hole.
Lubricate the casing with bacon grease or lard.
Put his carcass in head first.
Pile drive his worthless corpse to the bottom.
This will leave plenty of room to stack the rest of the pigs as we catch and execute them, and it only takes up a little space on the surface. Ram em' all down with pig entrails to separate 'em.
23 posted on 11/09/2004 6:30:54 AM PST by zygoat
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To: bedolido

Put him on the menu at the UN Cafeteria.


24 posted on 11/09/2004 6:32:15 AM PST by JoeSixPack1 (Typing incoherently on FR since May '98.)
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To: cwiz24
Right, they would probably need an EPA permit to bury him in the ground.
25 posted on 11/09/2004 6:32:20 AM PST by SMARTY ('Stay together, pay the soldiers, forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus, to his sons)
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To: bedolido
I posted this before but...

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First pick a nice spot to bury him, like Mecca

Then dig a hole. A 10 megaton hole.

Then fill the hole with something appropriate!

Rest In Pieces, Yasser!

26 posted on 11/09/2004 6:32:45 AM PST by airborne (Death Before Dishonor)
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To: WestTexasWend

BWT, Best Headline You'll Never See: "Yasser...he's dead."


27 posted on 11/09/2004 6:34:11 AM PST by WestTexasWend
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To: bedolido
With my pet pig "Honker"...let him be propped against the wall of any Arab village in Israel till he turns to dust...
28 posted on 11/09/2004 6:34:12 AM PST by DSBull (Liberal logic: the most mutually exclusive words in the universe!)
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To: bedolido

Take the body to the Munich airport and blow it up in a fire fight.


29 posted on 11/09/2004 6:34:26 AM PST by Zionist Conspirator (Never call yourself on the phone . . . you might answer!)
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To: bedolido

Right next to Carter when he goes. Terrorists and Carter, like pees and carrots.


30 posted on 11/09/2004 6:34:40 AM PST by Jeeper (Virginia is for Jeepers.)
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To: bedolido
Feed him to the Wu's pigs....

Mike

31 posted on 11/09/2004 6:34:46 AM PST by MichaelP
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To: bedolido; Mich0127

How about burying Arafat in a landfill in New Jersey?


32 posted on 11/09/2004 6:34:54 AM PST by jmstein7 (A Judge not bound by the original meaning of the Constitution interprets nothing but his own mind.)
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To: bedolido

How about a cannon launch into the main slopping pit at the "Pigs R Us" farm in central Indiana. Spectators, BYOB.


33 posted on 11/09/2004 6:35:23 AM PST by Miss Behave (Now I have to go out and find a funny new tagline. It's so HARD now that Rice Butt's gone.)
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To: airborne

You know, I like your idea, airborne!


34 posted on 11/09/2004 6:36:03 AM PST by Zionist Conspirator (Never call yourself on the phone . . . you might answer!)
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To: bedolido

How about on a rocket that explodes after it's left the atmosphere?


35 posted on 11/09/2004 6:36:26 AM PST by Chi-Town Lady
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To: jmstein7

How about burying him in the bottom of the Hudson? Or even better, don't bury him and leave his corpse for the jackals to munch on?


36 posted on 11/09/2004 6:36:46 AM PST by Mich0127 (The Democratic Maxim: All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others)
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To: cwiz24

Yes... put him in a landfill in New Jersey.


37 posted on 11/09/2004 6:37:08 AM PST by jmstein7 (A Judge not bound by the original meaning of the Constitution interprets nothing but his own mind.)
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To: bedolido

Bury him face down, so his gay pals can...well...you know.


38 posted on 11/09/2004 6:37:17 AM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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39 posted on 11/09/2004 6:37:20 AM PST by NewLand (God Bless America and God Bless President Bush!)
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To: bedolido

Dump his body into the sea where sharks are prevalent.


40 posted on 11/09/2004 6:37:28 AM PST by hershey
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