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Iowahawk: Blue State Blues as Coastal Parents Battle Invasion of Dollywood Values
Iowahawk blog
| 11/12/04
| David Burge
Posted on 11/12/2004 11:43:21 AM PST by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk
Where did we go wrong?
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:06:36 PM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: IowaHawk
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:07:13 PM PST
by
hilaryrhymeswithrich
(Have you thanked a Swiftie today for the election results???)
To: IowaHawk
This is brilliant, and will now take its place beside "Peace Elusive in the Middle West." I can't stop laughing.
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:11:18 PM PST
by
Kay Syrah
(nice finish)
To: Fierce Allegiance
This is all good. BBQ is way better that foi gras any day! Yeah, but when I used to be a line cook, I made some serious fois gras that was seared, and served on top of a duck breast. My mouth still waters, thinking about it. Of course it's always better, if you shot the duck yourself.
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:12:18 PM PST
by
Seamus Mc Gillicuddy
(Bush/Cheney 4 More Years Sports Fans!!!!!!!!!!! JETS/SB Champs 2005.)
To: SkyPilot
My gawd, I think that is my aunt Nina with her life partner Lisa.
My sick aunt decided after raising 5 great kids and 30+ years of marriage that she was a lezzy!. Marin County can do that to you, I guess!
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:14:47 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg! THANK YOU TO ALL VETERANS!)
To: IowaHawk
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:16:00 PM PST
by
Gritty
("Once citizens are junkies for government crack, it's very hard to wean them off it-Mark Steyn)
To: IowaHawk
"We try hard to engage all of our students in fun, healthy activities like Progressive Eco-Action March and Rage Against Intolerance Week," That was funnier than a jun-bug in a ... ummm, on a ... ummm. It was funny ok. (sorry, I'm from a blue state)
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:17:10 PM PST
by
Gumption
To: IowaHawk
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:21:09 PM PST
by
eureka!
(It will not be safe to vote Democrat for a long, long, time...)
To: IowaHawk
Iowa,
I was only half way through this and enjoying it tremendously, when I realized I had to jump to the end and send you this note. You, sir, are not merely a fine writer. You are a national treasure with a keen eye for the culture and the language.
This is not merely excellent. It rises all the way to perfect writing. Strunk and White are smiling down from that Editor's Desk in the sky on your efforts this day.
Congressman Billybob
Click for latest, "A New Stoplight in Town"
To: IowaHawk
Forwarded en-mass. Thanks a bunch.
"used to be all Ikea". ROFLMAO
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:29:42 PM PST
by
PfromHoGro
(The W knows)
To: IowaHawk
Too funny. This I'm sending to my liberal, but Southern, wife.
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:31:19 PM PST
by
madball
To: IowaHawk
It's spreading.
Today, a young female law student came into my office and told me she went to a country music concert last night. She said it was great! She danced until her feet hurt. (But, she couldn't remember what country music singer it was).
She said she couldn't believe she let some of her friends talk her into going, but she couldn't wait to go again.
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:36:30 PM PST
by
CFW
To: IowaHawk
One small mistake. Marine Basic Training doesn't happen at Camp Pendleton. It's at MCRD in San Diego.
Other than that, brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
"I tolt him that journalism is important, but the world needs plumbers too."
"After the toilet backed up, I think he got my point."
Waaaay too funny.
L
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:37:27 PM PST
by
Lurker
(As a matter of fact I do serve Satan. But my duties are largely ceremonial.)
To: Temple Owl
ping It appears those cracks are widening. In one recent three-week period, fourteen high school students in Portland, Oregon were suspended for distributing pork rinds; a Burlington, Vermont high school was briefly closed for decontamination after janitors found a bible hidden in a restroom; and forty-six undergraduate coeds at Swarthmore were expelled for staging clandestine Mary Kay cosmetics parties.
"We became suspicious after several heavily made-up students arrived at Katha Pollitt lecture in a pink Cadillacs," says Swarthmore Dean of Students Geraldine Marcus.
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:38:29 PM PST
by
Tribune7
To: Fierce Allegiance
"Life Partner" is a term that makes me laugh.
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:39:23 PM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: IowaHawk
That is absolutely hi-larious. Beautifully written satire. One thing, without trying to sound critical, is it Bobby Ray or Billy Ray? You call him each in different places.
To: IowaHawk; Homo_homini_lupus
Here's a work of genius for you to enjoy, Steve.
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:42:05 PM PST
by
Buggman
(Your failure to be informed does not make me a kook.)
To: IowaHawk
McCormack tried an intervention with friends from the Anti-war community, but to no avail. In October, Billy Ray packed up his Monte Carlo and left for basic training at Camp Pendleton. "I have no son," she says in a barely audible whisper.
Buck up, Ellen! At least he doesn't have the mullet anymore!
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:46:30 PM PST
by
Grit
(Nov. 2nd, 2004: Get out the Vote! Nov. 3rd, 2004 : Get out the Gloat!)
To: IowaHawk
"They digitally remastered all the original Jerry Clower albums."
Oh.My.God that's funny.
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posted on
11/12/2004 12:46:37 PM PST
by
Mike Fieschko
(I'm not part of the problem. I'm a Republican.)
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