Madonna makes ranking of powerful Jews [Is a barf alert necessary after that?]

azcentral.com | 11/12/04 | AP

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[Title and link only due to copyright complaint.]

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1112Madonna-ON.html

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No, it's not a joke.

My brain hurts.

[Clemenza]

No, I will NOT post pictures of Ol' Madge, who looks more and more like the Sea Hag from the old Popeye Cartoons.

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Oy.

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Gevalt.

[West Coast Conservative]

She isn't a Jew and she insults the religion with her Hollywood version of the Kabbalah.

[latina4dubya]

i think it's a joke that someone named "Madonna" is Jewish...

[Tabi Katz]

Madonna is to Judaism what Dan Rather is to integrity.

[injin]

"i think it's a joke that someone named "Madonna" is Jewish..."

she changed her name to Ester I think .

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I know. Her picture is in dictionary next to "Shiksa."

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Samson???

[egarvue]

Ok, I'm not even remotely Jewish and I'm offended. Sheesh, I hope someone comes along and screws her head on straight for once...

[Imal]

Funny, she doesn't look Jewish...

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Funny, she doesn't look Jewish...

Sammy Davis, Jr., would agree.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

So would Rod Carew.

[GeronL]

She is about as Jewish as Arnold the pig from Green Acres

[beyond the sea]

Madonna is to Judaism what Dan Rather is to integrity.

LOL! Madonna is to Judaism what Hillary is to humility and decency.

[investigateworld]

OY ! (Arnold wasn't Jewish, but I'll bet his agent was.)

[peyton randolph]

From Mel Brooks' Spaceballs:

Lone Star: Great. A Druish Princess.

Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Esther? More like Ursula the sea witch

[newzjunkey]

Seems phony. They added a spot on a top 50 list, making it 51, just for her? Give me a break.

Hopefully this weekly, The Forward, is fluff and not a serious publication. I notice the AP article says Jon Stewart and Larry David are also on the list. And Natalie Portman, she of the "I getting my photo with Hillary and have erect nipples"...

[LiberalBassTurds]

I saw that on Fox News. It's absolutely hysterical. Based upon this selection criteria I want to see this headline someday... "LiberalBassTurds makes ranking of most powerful Martians." :^)

Thanks for the logo Safrguns!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

E Hollywood's Top 10 List Of "Powerful Jews", according to Madonna:

10. Samson

9. Abraham

8. Harvey Weinstein

7. Moses

6. Steven Spielberg

5. That Kabbalah dude I slept with

4. David

3. Adam

2. Adam Sandler

and finally,

1. Jesus of Nazereth

Oy gevalt! This chick needs a healthy dose of STFU!

Am I right?

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Unfortunately, it bills itself as the largest circulation Jewish weekly in the nation.

Ever since they conducted a putsch against the previous editors-including such noted conservatives as Ira Stoll and Seth Lipsky-they've been trending more and more towards the doctrinaire left.

On the plus side, us New Yorkers still have The Jewish Press.

Not to mention, the New York Sun.

[coconutt2000]

based on that headline... i must say she's jewish? huh?

if she is jewish, that's like me being jewish... there hasn't been a practicing jew in our family in 4-5 generations.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Is that anything like "practicing" Catholic?

I think it's time to trot out an old-and extremely corny-standby.

Question:

How do you get into Heaven?

Answer:

Practice, practice, practice.

[coconutt2000]

haha... no, our jewish ancestor saw the wave of anti-semitism coming and he converted all of his children to catholicism, and gave them his german first name as their last name. we had no idea he was jewish until someone discovered his journals.

[sinanju]

Should I be embarassed for Madonna or The Forward?

[beaversmom]

I've heard the Forward advertised on conservative shows--never read it so I don't know much about it.

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Madonna dabbles in a pop-culture form of Kabbalah that's Hollywood's spiritual flavor-of-the-month. She's Jewish like Anton LaVey was a Satanist.

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We both know Marvin has to be #1!

[LiberalBassTurds]

LMAO S&A, that's a classic! Maybe I'll animate my fish to eat him too. Then I'll have a shot at #1. :^)

Thanks for the logo Safrguns!

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After Chirac and Michael Moore, Marvin would be gourmet dining.

[LiberalBassTurds]

LOL bro, so true. Add this hideous wench to the mix... :^)

Thanks for the logo Safrguns!

[TheSpottedOwl]

I wonder what her next fixation will be. All Kaballah is to her is a fad. Have you heard her phony British accent? Lol, she's too much of a narcissist to even be embarrased.

[cardinal4]

I thought she was a Catholic?

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I thought she was a Catholic?

How passe! Much too 80's.

[blackbart.223]

"All Kaballah is to her is a fad. Have you heard her phony British accent? "

The bitch is a fraud at best.

[.45MAN]

I second that.........

[alpha-8-25-02]

I AM USUALLY QUITE RESPECTFULL.
BUT WHO WRITE THIS CRAP!!!
Godspeed!

[MadIvan]

Would you please get her out of my country - the only benefit she brings is providing tabloids with filler.

Regards, Ivan

[SJackson]

If you'd like to be on this middle east/political ping list, please FR mail me.

[Alouette]

Should I be embarassed for Madonna or The Forward?

They are both embarassing, but The Forward IMO take the top prize for presuming to speak "in the name of all American Jews" when nobody reads it except for a handful of elderly Communists and anti-Semites looking for dirt to throw at Jews.

[Lijahsbubbe]

She's Jewish like Anton LaVey was a Satanist.

Good point. But I think she's more Satanist than Anton.

[Lijahsbubbe]

My sympathies that our trash floated over to your side.

[nancetx]

Egads...This woman wouldn't pose with hellary to begin with...and sure as heck wouldn't have erect nipples.

[LittleMoe]

A lot of the people disparaging Madonna’s Jewish practice have long ago given up their own.

[EveningStar]

I thought Keyes was going to stay in Illinois. ;)

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Well, they run a lot of advertisements on 77 WABC, in addition to several other local stations.

Whenever I see that creep J.J. Goldberg on the "Leon Charney Report", bragging about how much he's improved the "Forward", I want to wretch.

The fact is, he's turned that newspaper into a Democratic rag; it's not worth the paper it's printed on.

[Hildy]

By your tagline I see your from the podunk city of San Diego. What the hell is happening to our once great City. Well, I guess it was never great, but it was never really humiliating. Donna Frye? Everytime I see her I imagine her having the Tie Dye concession at the local Street Fair!