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Madonna makes ranking of powerful Jews [Is a barf alert necessary after that?]
azcentral.com | 11/12/04 | AP

Posted on 11/13/2004 11:30:21 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

[Title and link only due to copyright complaint.]

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1112Madonna-ON.html


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No, it's not a joke.

My brain hurts.

1 posted on 11/13/2004 11:30:21 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: NYC GOP Chick

No, I will NOT post pictures of Ol' Madge, who looks more and more like the Sea Hag from the old Popeye Cartoons.


2 posted on 11/13/2004 11:31:26 PM PST by Clemenza (Gabba Gabba Hey!)
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To: Alouette; Salem; SJackson
Oy.
3 posted on 11/13/2004 11:32:08 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Darksheare; tiamat; OSHA; martin_fierro; NYC GOP Chick; cyborg; The Scourge of Yazid; Xenalyte; ...
Gevalt.
4 posted on 11/13/2004 11:33:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She isn't a Jew and she insults the religion with her Hollywood version of the Kabbalah.


5 posted on 11/13/2004 11:34:28 PM PST by West Coast Conservative
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To: Slings and Arrows

i think it's a joke that someone named "Madonna" is Jewish...


6 posted on 11/13/2004 11:35:08 PM PST by latina4dubya
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To: Slings and Arrows

Madonna is to Judaism what Dan Rather is to integrity.


7 posted on 11/13/2004 11:36:46 PM PST by Tabi Katz
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To: latina4dubya

"i think it's a joke that someone named "Madonna" is Jewish..."

she changed her name to Ester I think .


8 posted on 11/13/2004 11:38:27 PM PST by injin
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To: latina4dubya; West Coast Conservative

I know. Her picture is in dictionary next to "Shiksa."


9 posted on 11/13/2004 11:38:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; latina4dubya; Tabi Katz; West Coast Conservative; Clemenza; Cacique
Samson???

10 posted on 11/13/2004 11:39:17 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Ok, I'm not even remotely Jewish and I'm offended. Sheesh, I hope someone comes along and screws her head on straight for once...
11 posted on 11/13/2004 11:41:36 PM PST by egarvue (Martin Sheen is not my president...)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Funny, she doesn't look Jewish...
12 posted on 11/13/2004 11:41:37 PM PST by Imal (If there's one thing Democrats can't stand, it's democracy.)
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To: Imal
Funny, she doesn't look Jewish...

Sammy Davis, Jr., would agree.

13 posted on 11/13/2004 11:47:08 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Imal
So would Rod Carew.
14 posted on 11/13/2004 11:48:36 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: Slings and Arrows
She is about as Jewish as Arnold the pig from Green Acres
15 posted on 11/13/2004 11:49:07 PM PST by GeronL (http://images7.fotki.com/v125/photos/2/215708/780411/reow-vi.jpg?1100155138)
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To: Tabi Katz
Madonna is to Judaism what Dan Rather is to integrity.

LOL! Madonna is to Judaism what Hillary is to humility and decency.

16 posted on 11/13/2004 11:49:18 PM PST by beyond the sea (ab9usa4uandme)
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To: GeronL

OY ! (Arnold wasn't Jewish, but I'll bet his agent was.)


17 posted on 11/13/2004 11:53:18 PM PST by investigateworld (( .... Father Watch over our servicemen, for their task is righteous and the danger is great....))
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To: Slings and Arrows

From Mel Brooks' Spaceballs:

Lone Star: Great. A Druish Princess.

Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.


18 posted on 11/14/2004 12:08:25 AM PST by peyton randolph (Time for Bush to pack the U.S. Supremes)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lijahsbubbe
Esther? More like Ursula the sea witch


19 posted on 11/14/2004 12:19:41 AM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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To: Slings and Arrows
Seems phony. They added a spot on a top 50 list, making it 51, just for her? Give me a break.

Hopefully this weekly, The Forward, is fluff and not a serious publication. I notice the AP article says Jon Stewart and Larry David are also on the list. And Natalie Portman, she of the "I getting my photo with Hillary and have erect nipples"...


20 posted on 11/14/2004 12:19:53 AM PST by newzjunkey (San Diego, Kleptocrasy by the Sea. -- VOID the Illegal Mayoral "Election")
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To: Slings and Arrows
I saw that on Fox News. It's absolutely hysterical. Based upon this selection criteria I want to see this headline someday... "LiberalBassTurds makes ranking of most powerful Martians." :^)



Thanks for the logo Safrguns!

21 posted on 11/14/2004 12:20:58 AM PST by LiberalBassTurds (Islam is a religion of peace. Strange every murdering psychopath in the world is attracted to it.)
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To: peyton randolph; NYC GOP Chick; Slings and Arrows; Lijahsbubbe; Tabi Katz
E Hollywood's Top 10 List Of "Powerful Jews", according to Madonna:

10. Samson

9. Abraham

8. Harvey Weinstein

7. Moses

6. Steven Spielberg

5. That Kabbalah dude I slept with

4. David

3. Adam

2. Adam Sandler

and finally,

1. Jesus of Nazereth

Oy gevalt! This chick needs a healthy dose of STFU!

Am I right?

22 posted on 11/14/2004 12:22:23 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: newzjunkey
Unfortunately, it bills itself as the largest circulation Jewish weekly in the nation.

Ever since they conducted a putsch against the previous editors-including such noted conservatives as Ira Stoll and Seth Lipsky-they've been trending more and more towards the doctrinaire left.

On the plus side, us New Yorkers still have The Jewish Press.

Not to mention, the New York Sun.

23 posted on 11/14/2004 12:26:42 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: Slings and Arrows

based on that headline... i must say she's jewish? huh?

if she is jewish, that's like me being jewish... there hasn't been a practicing jew in our family in 4-5 generations.


24 posted on 11/14/2004 12:34:39 AM PST by coconutt2000 (NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
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To: coconutt2000; Cacique
Is that anything like "practicing" Catholic?

I think it's time to trot out an old-and extremely corny-standby.

Question:

How do you get into Heaven?

Answer:

Practice, practice, practice.

25 posted on 11/14/2004 12:39:52 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

haha... no, our jewish ancestor saw the wave of anti-semitism coming and he converted all of his children to catholicism, and gave them his german first name as their last name. we had no idea he was jewish until someone discovered his journals.


26 posted on 11/14/2004 12:48:41 AM PST by coconutt2000 (NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
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To: Slings and Arrows
Should I be embarassed for Madonna or The Forward?
28 posted on 11/14/2004 12:55:28 AM PST by sinanju
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To: newzjunkey

I've heard the Forward advertised on conservative shows--never read it so I don't know much about it.


29 posted on 11/14/2004 1:07:11 AM PST by beaversmom (The greatness of a man is measured by the fatness of his wife)
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To: coconutt2000

Madonna dabbles in a pop-culture form of Kabbalah that's Hollywood's spiritual flavor-of-the-month. She's Jewish like Anton LaVey was a Satanist.


30 posted on 11/14/2004 1:11:38 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: LiberalBassTurds
We both know Marvin has to be #1!


31 posted on 11/14/2004 1:14:07 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
LMAO S&A, that's a classic! Maybe I'll animate my fish to eat him too. Then I'll have a shot at #1. :^)



Thanks for the logo Safrguns!

32 posted on 11/14/2004 1:17:46 AM PST by LiberalBassTurds (Islam is a religion of peace. Strange every murdering psychopath in the world is attracted to it.)
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To: LiberalBassTurds

After Chirac and Michael Moore, Marvin would be gourmet dining.


33 posted on 11/14/2004 1:19:12 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
LOL bro, so true. Add this hideous wench to the mix... :^)



Thanks for the logo Safrguns!

34 posted on 11/14/2004 1:26:24 AM PST by LiberalBassTurds (Islam is a religion of peace. Strange every murdering psychopath in the world is attracted to it.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I wonder what her next fixation will be. All Kaballah is to her is a fad. Have you heard her phony British accent? Lol, she's too much of a narcissist to even be embarrased.


35 posted on 11/14/2004 1:27:52 AM PST by TheSpottedOwl ("In the Kingdom of the Deluded, the Most Outrageous Liar is King".)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I thought she was a Catholic?


36 posted on 11/14/2004 1:29:41 AM PST by cardinal4 (W's 3.5 million pop vote isnt a mandate, but algores .5 million is??)
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To: cardinal4
I thought she was a Catholic?

How passe! Much too 80's.

37 posted on 11/14/2004 1:47:05 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: TheSpottedOwl
"All Kaballah is to her is a fad. Have you heard her phony British accent? "

The bitch is a fraud at best.

38 posted on 11/14/2004 2:04:39 AM PST by blackbart.223
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To: West Coast Conservative

I second that.........


39 posted on 11/14/2004 2:06:01 AM PST by .45MAN ("God bless America and George W. Bush")
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To: Slings and Arrows

I AM USUALLY QUITE RESPECTFULL.
BUT WHO WRITE THIS CRAP!!!
Godspeed!


40 posted on 11/14/2004 4:49:17 AM PST by alpha-8-25-02 (SAVED BY GRACE AND GRACE ALONE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Would you please get her out of my country - the only benefit she brings is providing tabloids with filler.

Regards, Ivan


41 posted on 11/14/2004 4:50:22 AM PST by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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To: dennisw; Cachelot; Yehuda; Nix 2; veronica; Catspaw; knighthawk; Alouette; Optimist; weikel; ...
If you'd like to be on this middle east/political ping list, please FR mail me.
42 posted on 11/14/2004 5:21:24 AM PST by SJackson ( Bush is as free as a bird, He is only accountable to history and God, Ra'anan Gissin)
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To: sinanju
Should I be embarassed for Madonna or The Forward?

They are both embarassing, but The Forward IMO take the top prize for presuming to speak "in the name of all American Jews" when nobody reads it except for a handful of elderly Communists and anti-Semites looking for dirt to throw at Jews.

43 posted on 11/14/2004 6:22:04 AM PST by Alouette (When the wicked perish, there is jubilation! Proverbs 11:10)
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To: Slings and Arrows
She's Jewish like Anton LaVey was a Satanist.

Good point. But I think she's more Satanist than Anton.

44 posted on 11/14/2004 7:21:01 AM PST by Lijahsbubbe
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To: MadIvan

My sympathies that our trash floated over to your side.


45 posted on 11/14/2004 7:21:46 AM PST by Lijahsbubbe
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To: newzjunkey

Egads...This woman wouldn't pose with hellary to begin with...and sure as heck wouldn't have erect nipples.


46 posted on 11/14/2004 7:23:46 AM PST by nancetx
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To: West Coast Conservative

A lot of the people disparaging Madonna’s Jewish practice have long ago given up their own.


47 posted on 11/14/2004 7:34:27 AM PST by LittleMoe
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To: Slings and Arrows

I thought Keyes was going to stay in Illinois. ;)


48 posted on 11/14/2004 9:50:59 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: beaversmom; sinanju; Alouette
Well, they run a lot of advertisements on 77 WABC, in addition to several other local stations.

Whenever I see that creep J.J. Goldberg on the "Leon Charney Report", bragging about how much he's improved the "Forward", I want to wretch.

The fact is, he's turned that newspaper into a Democratic rag; it's not worth the paper it's printed on.

49 posted on 11/14/2004 10:14:30 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: newzjunkey

By your tagline I see your from the podunk city of San Diego. What the hell is happening to our once great City. Well, I guess it was never great, but it was never really humiliating. Donna Frye? Everytime I see her I imagine her having the Tie Dye concession at the local Street Fair!


50 posted on 11/14/2004 10:21:36 AM PST by Hildy (The really great men are always simple and true)
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