Posted on 11/18/2004 4:59:56 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
Men hire 'superflirt' to make partners jealous
A woman says she gets paid £50 an hour to flirt with boyfriends and husbands to make their spouses jealous.
Rachel Bailey from London, says: "It is a simple idea and it works like a dream. It's a service for any husband or boyfriend who feels his partner has stopped paying him enough attention.
"He tells me where he will be with his wife or girl at a certain time and then I turn up and flirt with him outrageously.
"The unsuspecting spouse has no idea what is going on. More often than not she is overwhelmed by the sight of her man winning the attention of another women. It's amazing what a bit of jealousy can do for a relationship that has hit the rocks.
"I have had some great feedback so far and it seems that the service has worked extremely well."
Rachel dreamed up her business venture after one of her ex-boyfriends was chatted up by another woman reports The Sun.
She says: "I felt really possessive and threatened by the other girl. But deep down it felt good to know that someone other than me found my man attractive."
She launched her service in the summer by placing a small advert in a local newspaper in North London, pictured above.
Since then she has been swamped by business. Rachel is now so busy that she is planning to take on other girls to cope with demand. She even hopes to try out the service on gay couples.
Rachel, from Chelsea, South-West London, adds: "Most of my clients are rich City gents who are looking to put the spark back in their relationships."
Heh... that reminds me of my barbeque apron, which reads: "Lead Me Not Into Temptation... I Can Find It Myself!"
The truth will always be discovered. This is the ultimate in passive agressive behavior. Then again given the increased mental stupidity of the modern urban (gorezone) woman they may be too dense to get it otherwise.
(s)So Bill Clinton could have just said Monica was a cry for attention from Hitlary? 37 crys.(/s)
I can do that. Men just like to give stupid little ideas a tryout:)
It works! That's how I got released from a hospital after a physical- flirting with a receptive nurse: "How many pasties (electrodes) do you keep in that pocket?" It went on for 1.5 hours, long enough for another nurse to call the doctor and say "HEY! Those two are having too much fun in that room over there!"
I got discharged on the spot:)
Her picture here :
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2004532286,00.html
How about if I leave my wife at home?
Can't believe I've been stuck behind a desk all these years when I could have been doing this.
Course with my luck one of the offended women would have attacked me an set my hair on fire.
Here is her picture
Not a bad job, too. Just driving around and flirting with guys.
A smart company would make her Vice President of Marketing:)
Keepsies? I want that agate.
Grand eyez
Old Skool:
Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady
got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no
mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get
the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP
BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got
perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL
CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY,
WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.
For No One
( J. Lennon, P. McCartney )
Your day breaks, your mind aches,
You find that all her words
Of kindness linger on when she no longer needs you.
She wakes up, she makes up,
She takes her time and doesn't
Feel she has to hurry she no longer needs you.
And in her eyes you see nothing,
No sign of love behind the tears cried for no one.
A love that should have lasted years.
You want her, you need her,
And yet you don't believe her
When she says her love is dead you think she needs you
And in her eyes you see nothing,
No sign of love behind the tears cried for no one.
A love that should have lasted years.
You stay home, she goes out,
She says that long ago
She knew someone but now he's gone, she doesn't need him.
Your day breaks, your mind aches,
There will be times
When all the things you said will fill your head, you
won't forget her.
And in her eyes you see nothing,
No sign of love behind the tears cried for no one.
A love that should have lasted years.
Her Picture...She is a cutie too.
No, No . I'm not afraid of my wife, like most of you pansey assed guys. Just last week I had my wife on her knees begging...for me to come out from under the bed and fight like a man.
LOL. There was a time in my life about 12 years ago I actually wished I could find something like this. I sure would have paid for the service.
Yes that's it. Now if your were "SortaGoodGirlInRed", this thread would make more sense to you.
Sometimes it's not flirting though. Some of us are just being nice guys......really. :)
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