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Today is John Kerry's Birthday
12/11/04

Posted on 12/11/2004 12:00:11 AM PST by LdSentinal

Two days ago it was Tom Daschle's birthday; today is the birthday of John Kerry who was born on December 11, 1943.

Birthday wishes, comments, and gloating are welcome.



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1 posted on 12/11/2004 12:00:12 AM PST by LdSentinal
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To: LdSentinal

Hap.....Nah.


2 posted on 12/11/2004 12:01:57 AM PST by REDWOOD99
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To: LdSentinal
The birthday greeting is in the mail...

;o)

3 posted on 12/11/2004 12:03:38 AM PST by NautiNurse
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To: LdSentinal
Nice topic.
I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded.
4 posted on 12/11/2004 12:04:19 AM PST by jla
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To: LdSentinal

5 posted on 12/11/2004 12:04:30 AM PST by Citizen James (Notorious G.O.P.)
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To: jla

Don't worry. It's late. Not too many replies on this thread.


6 posted on 12/11/2004 12:05:16 AM PST by RegT
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To: LdSentinal

He's given us SO much, it's only fair to wish him a happy birthday in return.


7 posted on 12/11/2004 12:06:57 AM PST by Petronski (Sleepin' on the interstate, ah whoa-o, Gettin' wild, wild life.)
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To: jla

"I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded."

Oh, come on now. Sure, this thread may be "puerile, ignorant and small-minded" by 1980's standards, or by conservative standards, but in today's terms and among liberals? This would be roughly equivalent to the -least- purile, most knowledgable and open-minded thread anywhere on DU.

Qwinn


8 posted on 12/11/2004 12:08:14 AM PST by Qwinn
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To: RegT
lol, that blue bunny suit. what a moron. you'd never catch W in an outfit like that.

if you are a football fan you will love this page. my boyfriend thinks it is hilarious. i basically shows Kerry throwing a football like a wuss while Bush looks like a stud. Football Fans for the Truth
http://www.footballfansfortruth.us/kerry/index.php

9 posted on 12/11/2004 12:11:49 AM PST by pumba555
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To: LdSentinal
Dear Lurch,

2004 Presidential Election Results - Massachusetts
George W. Bush (R) 1,071,109 votes 37.78%

2000 Presidential Election Results - Massachusetts
George W. Bush (R) 878,502 votes 32.50%

My sincere birthday wishes to the only man who could cause over one million people to vote for an Republican President in Massachusetts.

Love,
The Republican Voters of the United States

10 posted on 12/11/2004 12:11:54 AM PST by BillyBoy (George Ryan deserves a long term...without parole.)
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To: jla

Don't strain yourself doing the superior dance.


11 posted on 12/11/2004 12:13:01 AM PST by Petronski (Sleepin' on the interstate, ah whoa-o, Gettin' wild, wild life.)
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To: jla
I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded.

You're absolutely right; I'm worse than Hitler.

12 posted on 12/11/2004 12:14:11 AM PST by LdSentinal
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To: LdSentinal

I wished him a happy birthday before I wished him a sad one.


13 posted on 12/11/2004 12:17:14 AM PST by PowerPro (DOUBLE W - He's STILL the one. Now don't that feel GOOD????)
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To: LdSentinal
One last time John Kerry's Bad Rap!
14 posted on 12/11/2004 12:18:39 AM PST by Bommer
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To: LdSentinal
Hey Lurch....


15 posted on 12/11/2004 12:18:51 AM PST by My2Cents (To those inclined to receive it, "Merry Christmas!" To those NOT so inclined, "Bah Humbug!")
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To: Bommer

Awesome.


16 posted on 12/11/2004 12:22:10 AM PST by My2Cents (To those inclined to receive it, "Merry Christmas!" To those NOT so inclined, "Bah Humbug!")
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To: BillyBoy; Neets; bentfeather; kphockey2; Darksheare; Victoria Delsoul
Rounding up, I see that W. also received nearly three million votes in New York.

How cool is that?(!)

17 posted on 12/11/2004 12:24:21 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Why did it take me so long to come up with a new tag-line, huh?! What's up with that?)
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To: LdSentinal

I actually voted to send John Kerry a birthday card...before I voted against it.


18 posted on 12/11/2004 12:24:30 AM PST by Prime Choice (I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: jla

***I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded.***

You are SUCH a fun guy!


19 posted on 12/11/2004 12:24:58 AM PST by kitkat
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To: LdSentinal
You're absolutely right; I'm worse than Hitler.

Hitler, schmitler. I still love ya, dad!

;o)

20 posted on 12/11/2004 12:25:31 AM PST by Prime Choice (I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: jla
I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded.

I can! Just start by whining about someone else's thread! That gets BONUS points on the ignorant and small-minded scale!

21 posted on 12/11/2004 12:26:33 AM PST by Prime Choice (I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: pumba555
lol, that blue bunny suit. what a moron.

You know, that blue bunny suit was kinda dorky...but what really made it High Stupidity for Kerry was when he claimed he didn't know that photos were being taken...when practically every photo showed him mugging straight to the camera eye!

I so love that the Kennedy Space Center got to hand ol' Effin' Kerry his butt in a powder-blue bunny suit. Hehehehehehehe.

22 posted on 12/11/2004 12:29:18 AM PST by Prime Choice (I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: LdSentinal

Ironically, he shares a birthday with actress Teri Garr who was in "Young Frankenstein."


23 posted on 12/11/2004 12:30:17 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: LdSentinal

I'm very, very sad I missed Tom's birthday. ;)


24 posted on 12/11/2004 12:31:26 AM PST by newzjunkey (Demand Mexico Turnover Fugitive Murderers: http://www.escapingjustice.com)
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To: LdSentinal
From the Peter Pan song in the Wizard of Oz, "I just never want to grow up."

Then on the 'flip' side, "This is the wrong war, at the wrong place, at the wrong time."

In closing this is one too many birthdays for this traitor. The bastard should have been executed for treason and self-admitted war crimes in 1971.

25 posted on 12/11/2004 12:31:29 AM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: jla

***You are SUCH a fun guy***

On second thought, I must apologize. "fun guy" should be pronounced as one word.


26 posted on 12/11/2004 12:32:46 AM PST by kitkat
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To: LdSentinal
"I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded." "You're absolutely right; I'm worse than Hitler."

Oh, so now you're gonna start on National Socialists? How...how PUERILE of you! :P

Isn't it fun when someone tries to derail a thread and it backfired? Next we get the "If I knew it would cause such controversy I wouldn't have said anything" post...

27 posted on 12/11/2004 12:32:57 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Air conditioners don't kill people, French snobbery toward air conditioners kills people)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

"What knockers!"


28 posted on 12/11/2004 12:36:09 AM PST by REDWOOD99
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To: LdSentinal





















29 posted on 12/11/2004 12:36:44 AM PST by Dallas59 ("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
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To: LdSentinal

happy b-day JFK,youve earned alittle respect from me on the grounds that you showed alot of class in conceding


30 posted on 12/11/2004 12:37:46 AM PST by MetalHeadConservative35 (RIP Dimebag Darrell Of Pantera/Damageplan...Were gonna F-ing Miss you)
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To: LdSentinal

I was going to say Happy Birthday before I didn't


31 posted on 12/11/2004 12:42:12 AM PST by advance_copy
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To: LdSentinal

OMG, Kerry's a leadpenny.


Nooooooooo!


32 posted on 12/11/2004 12:46:27 AM PST by leadpenny
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Happy birthday and Merry Christmas John. Kiss your wife for me. But remember to spray her down with Lysol first.


33 posted on 12/11/2004 12:49:56 AM PST by BigCinBigD
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To: Qwinn
Oh, come on now. Sure, this thread may be "puerile, ignorant and small-minded" by 1980's standards, or by conservative standards, but in today's terms and among liberals? This would be roughly equivalent to the -least- purile, most knowledgable and open-minded thread anywhere on DU.

Definitely mild compared to DU threads!

34 posted on 12/11/2004 12:50:43 AM PST by blondee123 (Proud Member of the FR Pajama Blogger Brigade - New Sheriffs in Town!)
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This thread cracks me up!

Almost as much as...UNNNGH!

Kerry shared a birthday with the late Mako

Who was in "Conan the Barbarian" with Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Who was in "Twins" with Danny DeVito,
Who was in "Hoffa" with Jack Nicholson,
Who was in "A Few Good Men" with.....
Kevin Bacon.
35 posted on 12/11/2004 1:02:01 AM PST by RandallFlagg (FReepers, Do NOT let the voter fraud stories die!!!! (Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name))
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To: Dallas59
Some of those would make great t-shirts.
36 posted on 12/11/2004 1:03:47 AM PST by myvoice
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Teri Garr was also in Blazing Saddles.

Hedley Lamarr was the John Kerry to the Sheriff's George Bush.


37 posted on 12/11/2004 1:13:40 AM PST by WestVirginiaRebel ("Nature abhors a moron."-H.L. Mencken)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

Whoops! My mistake-it was Madeline Kahn. They both looked a lot alike. But the rest is accurate IMHO.


38 posted on 12/11/2004 1:22:37 AM PST by WestVirginiaRebel ("Nature abhors a moron."-H.L. Mencken)
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To: Citizen James; WestVirginiaRebel; MassRepublicanFlyersFan; Dallas59; Qwinn; kitkat

John Kerry gets a "lewinski" for his birthday.


39 posted on 12/11/2004 2:58:02 AM PST by Petes Sandy Girl (~*~ W 2 ... The Legacy! ~*~)
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To: LdSentinal

I wish the anti American heathen, piece of junk a very unhappy birthday.


40 posted on 12/11/2004 3:09:30 AM PST by Dec31,1999 (www.protestwarrior.com)
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To: jla

You say that like it's a negative thing. :)


41 posted on 12/11/2004 3:15:23 AM PST by Dec31,1999 (www.protestwarrior.com)
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To: jla

Though I would just as soon forget about JF'nK, I nominate you for the Humorless Bozo Award...or perhaps the Disgruntled Troll Award.


42 posted on 12/11/2004 3:20:00 AM PST by kittymyrib
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To: Petes Sandy Girl
Ain't nothing like having one of those liberated ones for service, till you can find a better Christian one to marry, LOL!
43 posted on 12/11/2004 3:21:02 AM PST by Dec31,1999 (www.protestwarrior.com)
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To: kittymyrib
Sure, in their minds anything goes, but we are to be held to the strictest of standards.

To the Dems: Psst. The gloves are off!

44 posted on 12/11/2004 3:26:16 AM PST by Dec31,1999 (www.protestwarrior.com)
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To: LdSentinal

Did you know John Kerry served in Vietnam?


45 posted on 12/11/2004 3:30:03 AM PST by Modok
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Wasn't he also the engine coolie in Steve McQueen's "The Sand Pebbles"?


46 posted on 12/11/2004 3:55:56 AM PST by 2nd Bn, 11th Mar (Sniper: "One shot, one kill". Machinegunner: "One shot, one kill...again, & again & again".)
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To: LdSentinal
I haven't wished Kerry a happy birthday yet.

But I have a plan.

47 posted on 12/11/2004 4:05:51 AM PST by Allegra (9 days until I'm home!)
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To: Citizen James

LOL Kerry must have really bad breath. A minty dog biscuit might cure that.


48 posted on 12/11/2004 4:06:59 AM PST by shubi (Peace through superior firepower.)
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To: Modok

"Served"? If serving means "betraying your buddies", then he served.


49 posted on 12/11/2004 4:08:08 AM PST by shubi (Peace through superior firepower.)
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To: LdSentinal

Happy Birthday Numbnuts!......


50 posted on 12/11/2004 4:09:02 AM PST by Route101
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