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LIBERAL AT MY DINNER TABLE (vanty)
12252004 | me

Posted on 12/25/2004 6:54:14 PM PST by cyborg

How do I deal with a real Hillary Clinton sycophant in my house? I'm hiding in my bathroom and am so ashamed. I've avoiding talking so as not to start a fight.


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1 posted on 12/25/2004 6:54:15 PM PST by cyborg
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To: cyborg

Good Lord. Call 911!


2 posted on 12/25/2004 6:54:54 PM PST by Petronski (Don't ask me about my pneumonia...it's making me very cranky.)
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To: cyborg

Give her a cattle future.


3 posted on 12/25/2004 6:55:33 PM PST by Squat (Deport the illegals now - Kennedy & Kerry are FUC_ing idiots!)
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To: cyborg
Find the liberal
4 posted on 12/25/2004 6:55:45 PM PST by rightwinggoth
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To: cyborg

Are you armed??


5 posted on 12/25/2004 6:57:05 PM PST by international american
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To: cyborg

You obviously have WiFI..if you're really, truly, locked i the john..I gather you don't drink..at least not much...it IS one option..or, send them down here to Chappaqua to genuflect at the doorstep..


6 posted on 12/25/2004 6:57:11 PM PST by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her gene pool. Any volunteers?)
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7 posted on 12/25/2004 6:57:24 PM PST by Citizen James (Continue Work as if you were to live a hundred years, Pray as if you were to die tomorrow.)
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To: cyborg
Throw the ingrate out on the street.

That's what I would do. :)

8 posted on 12/25/2004 6:57:35 PM PST by Reactionary
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To: cyborg

Seriously: get yer butt out there and disagree. Lay in to them good. You're a fireball and you have all your facts in a line.

If the pitcher lays a meatball on you, for goodness sake, swing away!


9 posted on 12/25/2004 6:57:45 PM PST by Petronski (Don't ask me about my pneumonia...it's making me very cranky.)
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To: cyborg

get a big picture of GW, or the democrat "crybabies" pic and set it as your computer wallpaper.

Make sure she sees it.
;)


10 posted on 12/25/2004 6:57:54 PM PST by Capitalism2003
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To: cyborg

Try feigning laringytis and deafness. Of course that wont help you to avoid the periodic guffaw in response to a ponderous observation from the lib. To be honestcyborg, I think you may have pooped in your nest. I see no way out short of staying in the head. Sorry. Hope you have an otherwise Merry Christmas.


11 posted on 12/25/2004 6:58:09 PM PST by Adrastus (I am locked and loaded with a clear field of fire.)
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To: cyborg
How do I deal with a real Hillary Clinton sycophant in my house?

How did it get in? You didn't actually invite it, did you?

12 posted on 12/25/2004 6:58:54 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: cyborg

Just kidding! It's a joke! It's Christmas just serve dessert & shoo them off! Merry Christmas!

13 posted on 12/25/2004 6:59:05 PM PST by AZamericonnie
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To: Reactionary

Liberals not allowed inside my door, sorry.


14 posted on 12/25/2004 6:59:15 PM PST by eastforker (Ask me about a free satellite TV system!)
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To: cyborg
Show her this:


15 posted on 12/25/2004 6:59:19 PM PST by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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To: cyborg

"I've avoiding talking so as not to start a fight"

That part is all right, but hiding isn't . . . don't let the lib win by default!

I would not want to ruin the occassion -- but I would not want to give in, either. IOW, let the liberal person ruin the occassion, if it comes to that; and you come off as the reasonable one!


16 posted on 12/25/2004 6:59:38 PM PST by AMDG&BVMH
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To: cyborg

Wait a min....you have a computer in the bathroom? LOL


17 posted on 12/25/2004 6:59:50 PM PST by AZamericonnie
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To: cyborg

The polite thing to do is agree with them on everything, get them drunk, and mug them.


18 posted on 12/25/2004 7:00:11 PM PST by patton (Changing culture is like moving a cemetary. You don't get much help from the residents.)
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To: eastforker

I have to agree. I just don't go there anymore (tired me out).


19 posted on 12/25/2004 7:00:24 PM PST by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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To: cyborg
You have a computer in the bathroom?

We have a mix of conservatives & liberals in our family. In a light but dismissive tone, say, "Oh, it's Christmas, let's not argue about politics!"

20 posted on 12/25/2004 7:00:41 PM PST by Amelia
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To: cyborg

Drink..and drink..and drink. it will get better after a bottle or two, or three,or four.


21 posted on 12/25/2004 7:01:42 PM PST by RepublicanReptile ("Civilization is the process of freeing men from men" Ayn Rand)
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To: Squat

ZING!

Although not many people can get a 1000% return in a year.


22 posted on 12/25/2004 7:01:48 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: patton

errrr, was that my out loud voice? LOL.


23 posted on 12/25/2004 7:01:57 PM PST by patton (Changing culture is like moving a cemetary. You don't get much help from the residents.)
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To: cyborg
Lick all her food you pass to her...maybe she'll get the hint!

If that doesn't do it,tell her your best friends Juanita Broderick and Dick Morris are bringing the desserts....

24 posted on 12/25/2004 7:02:00 PM PST by oust the louse
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you let a lib in your house? no pity.


25 posted on 12/25/2004 7:02:14 PM PST by phxaz ( Have A Cool Yule!! )
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To: Raffus

26 posted on 12/25/2004 7:02:34 PM PST by Petronski (Don't ask me about my pneumonia...it's making me very cranky.)
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To: cyborg

Smile and try to understand that your guest has been brainwashed. If that doesn't work, I suggest accidently running her over with your car.


27 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:10 PM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Time to let slip the dogs...)
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To: cyborg

Let them talk, just let it fall along the wayside. But do offer ice.


28 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:14 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: cyborg

Why the hell did you invite one(a liberal) to your house for dinner?!


29 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:16 PM PST by zzen01
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To: Petronski

LOL


30 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:23 PM PST by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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To: cyborg

For goodness sake--get back out there! Laugh at everything she says--big hearty guffaws when she says something really stupid. Tell her how funny she is. Fall out of your chair in a fit of laughter. Invite her back again for some more laughs tomorrow.


31 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:54 PM PST by NautiNurse (Silent Night, Holy Night, all is calm, all is bright...Jesus, Lord, at thy birth)
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To: cyborg

Two words (choice) "It's over!" or "We won!"


32 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:54 PM PST by Scarchin (Lone conservative teacher)
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Well, if it is YOUR house (as you state) then you could order that clintorroid to clear from the premises, and call the police for assistance if need be, right?


33 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:18 PM PST by GSlob
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How do I deal with a real Hillary Clinton sycophant in my house?

A few belts of Jack and I’ve never been particularly bashful (or whatever).

If she gets aggressive you punch her and call the PD.

Then, when you’ve sobered up and get bailed out you can think of whatever.

That’s how I’ve seen it work. Otherwise just hang out in the bathroom and drink ‘till they’re gone.

The previous may not constitute good legal advice (or even any legal advice, for that matter).

34 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:21 PM PST by Who dat?
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I'll offer you some Chesterton quotes to settle your mind:
If we were to-morrow morning snowed up in the street in which we live, we should step suddenly into a much larger and much wilder world than we have ever known. And it is the whole effort of the typically modern person to escape from the street in which he lives. First he invents modern hygiene and goes to Margate. Then he invents modern culture and goes to Florence. Then he invents modern imperialism and goes to Timbuctoo. He goes to the fantastic borders of the earth. He pretends to shoot tigers. He almost rides on a camel. And in all this he is still essentially fleeing from the street in which he was born; and of this flight he is always ready with his own explanation. He says he is fleeing from his street because it is dull; he is lying. He is really fleeing from his street because it is a great deal too exciting. It is exciting because it is exacting; it is exacting because it is alive. He can visit Venice because to him the Venetians are only Venetians; the people in his own street are men. He can stare at the Chinese because for him the Chinese are a passive thing to be stared at; if he stares at the old lady in the next garden, she becomes active. He is forced to flee, in short, from the too stimulating society of his equals--of free men, perverse, personal, deliberately different from himself.

35 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:29 PM PST by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free....)
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You can't be serious. Hiding. You want to avoid talking to...it?

Rule one: don't talk politics.

Rule two: if they start, load both barrels and fire at point blank range. Reload and fire at will. Continue firing until you hear babbling sounds.

As a member of this forum - you have been paying attention, right?, you should be able to "slice and dice" with ease.

LVM

36 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:31 PM PST by LasVegasMac (Santa's sleigh is powered by an RYR motor.)
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Great replies. Hey friend, if you are in your house get back out there and turn the garden hose loose on the shrill hag.


37 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:53 PM PST by DogBarkTree
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To: cyborg

You have NO reason to be ashamed.

AND it is your house.

Now I am assuming that you don't have a lap-top in the potty with you....

So there MUST be an exit.

Use that. Maim people if you must

Go find some like-minded people. Go see "Lemoney Snickett"

Eat pop-corn WITH the artificial butter-like goo they put on it.

Order extra butter-goo if you think it will help.

In "Lemoney Snickett", there are people having a MUCH worse time than either you or ME.

If you are like *I* am, that always makes me feel better, to watch people having a worse time.



38 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:55 PM PST by tiamat (Solis Invicti)
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To: cyborg

Some garlic and a wooden cross should do the trick.


39 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:15 PM PST by GOP_Raider (With a QB named Kerry, is it any wonder the Raiders are 5-10?)
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To: cyborg

You're hiding in your own house? WTF?


40 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:19 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: patton
The polite thing to do is agree with them on everything, get them drunk, and mug them.

Well, since they say that a 'former liberal' is one who has been mugged, that could be the nicest thing you could do for em! ;-)

41 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:28 PM PST by EternalVigilance
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To: cyborg

That should take care of it.

42 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:43 PM PST by carlr
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To: cyborg

Roast for 2 hours at 350 degrees.
Serve with applesauce.


43 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:43 PM PST by Oschisms
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To: Petronski

LOL..So, How is your pneumonia? "Seriesly", I hope you are not too sick! (or to cranky) *L*


44 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:48 PM PST by AZamericonnie
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45 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:51 PM PST by rlmorel
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To: cyborg

Dont discuss Hillary at all. Just start the conversation nice and easy by recalling your favorite moment of election night '04 and go on from there. Merry Christmas, Girl!


46 posted on 12/25/2004 7:06:10 PM PST by rabidralph (Keep your laws off my money.)
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To: NautiNurse; cyborg

Whenever the lib asks for chicken, give them ham. If they ask for ham, give them chicken.

When called on it, just say you meant to hand them the ham before you handed them the chicken, or you favor defining 'ham' as both ham and chicken.


47 posted on 12/25/2004 7:06:21 PM PST by Petronski (Don't ask me about my pneumonia...it's making me very cranky.)
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To: cyborg

Walk out and calmly proclaim that the first order of business of the new Congress is going to be to propose a Constitutional repeal of the 22nd Amendment so that Bush can run again and again. If Hillary was afraid to run against W with half the country against him wait 'till she sees his popularity rise over the next 2 yrs as the economy booms and Iraq becomes a democracy. Then sit back and smile as your liberal guest melts down.


48 posted on 12/25/2004 7:07:13 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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Start humming "Hail to the Chief"
Ask her what SHE'LL be doing on the 20th of January?
Tell her John Kerry has syphilis.
Remind her that WE STOLE OHIO!

You get the idea...


49 posted on 12/25/2004 7:07:25 PM PST by GRRRRR (My Favorite Christmas Carols: "O Holy Night" and "Little Drummer Boy"...)
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To: AZamericonnie

The beer is helping. ;O)


50 posted on 12/25/2004 7:07:26 PM PST by Petronski (Don't ask me about my pneumonia...it's making me very cranky.)
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