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LIBERAL AT MY DINNER TABLE (vanty)
12252004 | me

Posted on 12/25/2004 6:54:14 PM PST by cyborg

How do I deal with a real Hillary Clinton sycophant in my house? I'm hiding in my bathroom and am so ashamed. I've avoiding talking so as not to start a fight.


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To: cyborg

Drink..and drink..and drink. it will get better after a bottle or two, or three,or four.


21 posted on 12/25/2004 7:01:42 PM PST by RepublicanReptile ("Civilization is the process of freeing men from men" Ayn Rand)
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To: Squat

ZING!

Although not many people can get a 1000% return in a year.


22 posted on 12/25/2004 7:01:48 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: patton

errrr, was that my out loud voice? LOL.


23 posted on 12/25/2004 7:01:57 PM PST by patton (Changing culture is like moving a cemetary. You don't get much help from the residents.)
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To: cyborg
Lick all her food you pass to her...maybe she'll get the hint!

If that doesn't do it,tell her your best friends Juanita Broderick and Dick Morris are bringing the desserts....

24 posted on 12/25/2004 7:02:00 PM PST by oust the louse
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To: cyborg


you let a lib in your house? no pity.


25 posted on 12/25/2004 7:02:14 PM PST by phxaz ( Have A Cool Yule!! )
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26 posted on 12/25/2004 7:02:34 PM PST by Petronski (Don't ask me about my pneumonia...it's making me very cranky.)
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To: cyborg

Smile and try to understand that your guest has been brainwashed. If that doesn't work, I suggest accidently running her over with your car.


27 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:10 PM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Time to let slip the dogs...)
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To: cyborg

Let them talk, just let it fall along the wayside. But do offer ice.


28 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:14 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: cyborg

Why the hell did you invite one(a liberal) to your house for dinner?!


29 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:16 PM PST by zzen01
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To: Petronski

LOL


30 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:23 PM PST by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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To: cyborg

For goodness sake--get back out there! Laugh at everything she says--big hearty guffaws when she says something really stupid. Tell her how funny she is. Fall out of your chair in a fit of laughter. Invite her back again for some more laughs tomorrow.


31 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:54 PM PST by NautiNurse (Silent Night, Holy Night, all is calm, all is bright...Jesus, Lord, at thy birth)
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To: cyborg

Two words (choice) "It's over!" or "We won!"


32 posted on 12/25/2004 7:03:54 PM PST by Scarchin (Lone conservative teacher)
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To: cyborg

Well, if it is YOUR house (as you state) then you could order that clintorroid to clear from the premises, and call the police for assistance if need be, right?


33 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:18 PM PST by GSlob
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To: cyborg
How do I deal with a real Hillary Clinton sycophant in my house?

A few belts of Jack and I’ve never been particularly bashful (or whatever).

If she gets aggressive you punch her and call the PD.

Then, when you’ve sobered up and get bailed out you can think of whatever.

That’s how I’ve seen it work. Otherwise just hang out in the bathroom and drink ‘till they’re gone.

The previous may not constitute good legal advice (or even any legal advice, for that matter).

34 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:21 PM PST by Who dat?
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To: cyborg
I'll offer you some Chesterton quotes to settle your mind:
If we were to-morrow morning snowed up in the street in which we live, we should step suddenly into a much larger and much wilder world than we have ever known. And it is the whole effort of the typically modern person to escape from the street in which he lives. First he invents modern hygiene and goes to Margate. Then he invents modern culture and goes to Florence. Then he invents modern imperialism and goes to Timbuctoo. He goes to the fantastic borders of the earth. He pretends to shoot tigers. He almost rides on a camel. And in all this he is still essentially fleeing from the street in which he was born; and of this flight he is always ready with his own explanation. He says he is fleeing from his street because it is dull; he is lying. He is really fleeing from his street because it is a great deal too exciting. It is exciting because it is exacting; it is exacting because it is alive. He can visit Venice because to him the Venetians are only Venetians; the people in his own street are men. He can stare at the Chinese because for him the Chinese are a passive thing to be stared at; if he stares at the old lady in the next garden, she becomes active. He is forced to flee, in short, from the too stimulating society of his equals--of free men, perverse, personal, deliberately different from himself.

35 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:29 PM PST by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free....)
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To: cyborg
You can't be serious. Hiding. You want to avoid talking to...it?

Rule one: don't talk politics.

Rule two: if they start, load both barrels and fire at point blank range. Reload and fire at will. Continue firing until you hear babbling sounds.

As a member of this forum - you have been paying attention, right?, you should be able to "slice and dice" with ease.

LVM

36 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:31 PM PST by LasVegasMac (Santa's sleigh is powered by an RYR motor.)
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To: Petronski

Great replies. Hey friend, if you are in your house get back out there and turn the garden hose loose on the shrill hag.


37 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:53 PM PST by DogBarkTree
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To: cyborg

You have NO reason to be ashamed.

AND it is your house.

Now I am assuming that you don't have a lap-top in the potty with you....

So there MUST be an exit.

Use that. Maim people if you must

Go find some like-minded people. Go see "Lemoney Snickett"

Eat pop-corn WITH the artificial butter-like goo they put on it.

Order extra butter-goo if you think it will help.

In "Lemoney Snickett", there are people having a MUCH worse time than either you or ME.

If you are like *I* am, that always makes me feel better, to watch people having a worse time.



38 posted on 12/25/2004 7:04:55 PM PST by tiamat (Solis Invicti)
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To: cyborg

Some garlic and a wooden cross should do the trick.


39 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:15 PM PST by GOP_Raider (With a QB named Kerry, is it any wonder the Raiders are 5-10?)
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To: cyborg

You're hiding in your own house? WTF?


40 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:19 PM PST by TexasCajun
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