LIBERAL AT MY DINNER TABLE (vanty)

12252004 | me

[cyborg]

How do I deal with a real Hillary Clinton sycophant in my house? I'm hiding in my bathroom and am so ashamed. I've avoiding talking so as not to start a fight.

[LisaMalia]

Conversion IS possible. My son-in-law was a died in the wool Democrat until my daughter deprogrammed him. Now he is one of President Bush's staunchest supporters.

[EternalVigilance]

A good looking liberal? Is there such a creature?

Most all of them I can think of have an ugly look, no matter how gifted they were in the looks department at the beginning...

;-)

[patton]

LOLOL - tell them you voted for the ham, before you voted for the chicken...

[ScottFromSpokane]

I'd suggest saying something like, "Do you feel the need to ruin every occasion by pushing your politics, or do you save it up for when you come to my house?"

That's assuming that he or she actually did that, of course (surely you wouldn't be this upset over a mere casual remark), and that he or she actually started it.

[jellybean]

Smile, pat her hand gently and say, "It's so nice they let you out for the day."

[AZamericonnie]

Put down the beer...You need a hot toddy instead! :)

[RavenATB]

May I suggest you serve only grape Kool-Aid for the evening. If they can't get that message, no verbal sparring would work.

TheRaven

[rlmorel]

There are plenty of cute liberal gals...they just need "direction"...They don't all look like Hilliary Clinton, Barbara Streisand, Nancy Pelosi, Madeline Albright or Dan Rather.

[Petronski]

You need a hot toddy instead!

Yeah I know, but I'm too shy to call her!

[LisaMalia]

Of course that wont help you to avoid the periodic guffaw in response to a ponderous observation from the lib.

You caught me mid-swallow on that one. As the saying goes, you owe me a keyboard!

[GunnyB]

Give her a cattle future.

The he!! with that - give her a cattle prod and get her the heck out of your house...

You needn't be shy just because you're a conservative...

[REDWOOD99]

Like who?

[ChicagoRighty]

>> Whenever the lib asks for chicken, give them ham. If they ask for ham, give them chicken.

When called on it, just say you meant to hand them the ham before you handed them the chicken, or you favor defining 'ham' as both ham and chicken<<


ROTFLOL!!!!!!

[Petronski]

This is a good one:

Smile, pat her hand gently and say, "It's so nice they let you out for the day."

[EternalVigilance]

Well, give em awhile...

You can't hold that much evil in your heart and mind and stay beautiful for long!

[RavenATB]

...and the direction, my friend, is down!

[lowbridge]

Point him/her to DU

[rlmorel]

The famous ones are mostly actesses who look nice as long as they don't open their mouths...:)

[rlmorel]

BWAAAHHHAAAAHHHAAAA!

[NewRomeTacitus]

Stay cool, note all of their opinions for future teardown and plan a little gathering of your conservative friends where this liberal is "the guest of honor". See the movie "The Last Supper" where liberals do the same to noted conservatives (just don't do what they did). Far better to leave a living, quivering husk of a former liberal as an example for everyone to learn from.

And Merry Christmas!