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WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL DU WEEP-A-THON!

Posted on 01/05/2005 4:02:28 PM PST by Libertarian4Bush

Welcome, one and all, to the weep-a-thon! Since the hippies over at DU can't get out of bed before noon, and/or have donated all their spare change to a failed recount effort, let's help them out a bit.

Tomorrow, the electoral votes are counted. This will, of course, result in much teeth-gnashing and crying over in DUmmieland. This thread is for donating relief items to these poor souls.

The Viking kitties have asked me to donate, in their name, this new box of kleenex:

In addition, I'd like to donate this bridge:

... you know, to help them GET OVER IT.

We'll be here all night, so let's show our spirit!


TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: boxer; call911; callsum1thatcares; crybabies; dissinfrenchfries; dummies; gifthorseinmouth; itwooklikaman; losers; ourgifts2u; uneedhelp
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1 posted on 01/05/2005 4:02:32 PM PST by Libertarian4Bush
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I would like to donate a heart, since Kerry has broken theirs by "not taking a stand."


2 posted on 01/05/2005 4:04:24 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: Libertarian4Bush
I would like to donate a brain, so that Al Franklin has some words to use on Friday morning.
3 posted on 01/05/2005 4:06:36 PM PST by kingu (Which would you bet on? Iraq and Afghanistan? Or Haiti and Kosovo?)
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To: speed_addiction

they have enough heart (or at least, fake heart)--what they need are brains.


4 posted on 01/05/2005 4:06:53 PM PST by jays911
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To: Libertarian4Bush

If we donate a brain, would they know how to use it?


5 posted on 01/05/2005 4:07:06 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Libertarian4Bush

I'll donate a case of these.

6 posted on 01/05/2005 4:08:29 PM PST by cabojoe
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To: speed_addiction

Ohhh no Kerry has to be "sheilded" in their own little minds. I mean you wouldn't expect the person that they want to lead them to be placed in political danger would you?

I mean it's just too much to ask a supposed leader to stand up....


7 posted on 01/05/2005 4:08:58 PM PST by Tempest (Click on my name for a long list of press contacts)
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I thought we weren't suppose to have articles about DU; frankly, I"m sick of reading about them and seeing the links.


8 posted on 01/05/2005 4:09:24 PM PST by Howlin (I need my Denny Crane!)
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I'd also like to donate this fan:

for circulating air in all the space vacated by people leaving their party when Boxer further marginalizes it tomorrow. woo!

9 posted on 01/05/2005 4:09:59 PM PST by Libertarian4Bush (fly eagles fly)
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I'd like to donate a set of testicles (Not my own) so that the Demmies can finally have a pair....


10 posted on 01/05/2005 4:10:12 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith (--Scots Gaelic: 'War or Peace'--)
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To: Libertarian4Bush
I for one hope that the can find some half-wit senator to throw them self on the political pyre tomorrow. That would be fun.
11 posted on 01/05/2005 4:10:25 PM PST by Tempest (Click on my name for a long list of press contacts)
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To: Howlin

how silly of me to not provide a warning in the headline, like, oh, "DU". my apologies for dragging you in here against your will. :p


12 posted on 01/05/2005 4:11:24 PM PST by Libertarian4Bush (fly eagles fly)
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I would like to pledge one dollar towards the purchase of this product to remove all those kerry/edwards bumper stickers.


13 posted on 01/05/2005 4:11:49 PM PST by Petes Sandy Girl (~*~ W 2 ... The Legacy! ~*~)
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To: Libertarian4Bush
Is that the Chappaquiddick bridge?
14 posted on 01/05/2005 4:11:57 PM PST by silent_jonny (Happy New Year!)
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To: Libertarian4Bush
I'll donate


15 posted on 01/05/2005 4:12:10 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: Libertarian4Bush

I've sworn off heinz products, but will make an exception this time and will buy and donate one bottle of catsup and one jar of jalapenos(the heartburn will help them forget their pain, ya know).


16 posted on 01/05/2005 4:13:00 PM PST by conshack
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To: Petes Sandy Girl

Good one!


17 posted on 01/05/2005 4:13:01 PM PST by silent_jonny (Happy New Year!)
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18 posted on 01/05/2005 4:13:24 PM PST by woofie (Proudly posting inane comments since 1998)
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To: Cogadh na Sith

I'd like to donate a set of testicles (Not my own)

Come on now, it's gotta hurt a bit to feel good.


19 posted on 01/05/2005 4:14:42 PM PST by conshack
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To: Libertarian4Bush

Now send me a tax receipt your DUmmie!

/humor

20 posted on 01/05/2005 4:15:01 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Never underestimate the power of a cacophony of Cowbells played in unison...It shocks the mind.)
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