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Yay! I'm famous! (BigB's ULTIMATE vanity!)
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Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)


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To: TheBigB
I think Google just crashed due to searches for "Vida Guerra".

Not that I just tried it, or anything...


101 posted on 01/21/2005 6:52:02 AM PST by MonroeDNA (The US should get out of the UN.)
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To: Petronski
That is truly frightening!!

Not just the lyrics to the song, but the fact that you know them.

Sorry, I'm a 70's girl, back in the days when rock was classic!! And, by gosh, we liked it that way.

Yes, Led Zepplin, ELP, Pink Floyd, and even Marshall Tucker, Lynard Skynard, and Pure Prairie League for when the devil gets in you!!!

Now, that was music!!!!
102 posted on 01/21/2005 6:53:50 AM PST by KosmicKitty (Well... There you go again!)
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To: trisham

I love greatness in defense, and I got a lot of respect for Bruschi.

But I was dying to use that line, such as it was. ;O)



We have our own defensive phenom: Troy Polamalu. If you see that hair coming, run.


103 posted on 01/21/2005 6:55:14 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: KosmicKitty

I googled up the lyrics. But yeah, I can sing along.


104 posted on 01/21/2005 6:56:03 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: KosmicKitty
LedZep = overrated.

Ducking and running...

105 posted on 01/21/2005 6:57:21 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: KosmicKitty

ELP was okay, I prefered their predecessor, ELO.


I like all those guys, even Floyd.


106 posted on 01/21/2005 6:58:56 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: beyond the sea

7 7/8.


107 posted on 01/21/2005 6:59:10 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Happy Inauguration Day, George W. Bush . Four more years ! Hail to the Chief !)
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To: beyond the sea

7 7/8. I have to have room for this huge brain!


108 posted on 01/21/2005 6:59:33 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Happy Inauguration Day, George W. Bush . Four more years ! Hail to the Chief !)
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To: TheBigB

Styx?


109 posted on 01/21/2005 6:59:35 AM PST by socal_parrot
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To: Petronski
We have our own defensive phenom: Troy Polamalu

**************

Is he of Samoan heritage? Yes. He's very good.

110 posted on 01/21/2005 6:59:43 AM PST by trisham
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To: TheBigB
Man, I was working really hard to get them to hate my homepage, but no! they hate yours!

Congratulations, I guess, but I'm a sore loser.

111 posted on 01/21/2005 7:00:04 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: TheBigB; Lazamataz

I can't possibly improve on Laz's observation, re: #31. :)


112 posted on 01/21/2005 7:00:46 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: Petronski

113 posted on 01/21/2005 7:01:48 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB
Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'....Who can resist that one?

Nothing wrong with your page, other than it makes those of us who are not so well endowed feel inferior! I should sue you. Your insensitivity caused me emotional pain. Where's the ACLU phone number...

114 posted on 01/21/2005 7:02:06 AM PST by I'm ALL Right! (Welcome to my addiction.)
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To: Petronski
Randle El should be the most open of Big Ben's targets. If Randle El gets the ball, he will make the Patriots suffer.

Randle El is good but he has to hold onto the ball.

Was that MARK Madden's column?

Yeh, Belichick is great but he still hasn't found Amelia Earhardt. I'll tell you one thing, if the Pats beat the Steelers on Sunday, we're never going to stop hearing about Belichick's incredible genius. So, let's put an end to that talk on Sunday around 6:30 p.m.

YOI!

115 posted on 01/21/2005 7:02:35 AM PST by beyond the sea (Andrea Mitchell is Barbra Streisand on peyote ......and the north end of a south bound mule.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

ROFL!


116 posted on 01/21/2005 7:03:36 AM PST by beyond the sea (Andrea Mitchell is Barbra Streisand on peyote ......and the north end of a south bound mule.)
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To: Popman
What are these pictures of?

They are from the Hall of Douchebags - really bad band photos.

117 posted on 01/21/2005 7:03:46 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: TheBigB

Cute.
But he's wearing clothes! Hmph! ;-)


118 posted on 01/21/2005 7:04:11 AM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: trisham
Is he of Samoan heritage?

That'd be my guess.

Just when I learned to pronounce, Fua'matu Ma'afala, they traded him. Polamalu is a little easier, especiallly after a couple of beers.

Pretty hard to forget how to pronounce Bruschi, I'd guess...

119 posted on 01/21/2005 7:04:28 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: MonroeDNA

Styx and Journey! Yikes, why not REO Speedwagon and Air Supply to really girlyman it up? 8-)


120 posted on 01/21/2005 7:04:35 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: TheBigB

Unnngh!


121 posted on 01/21/2005 7:05:21 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (MY COUSIN GREG IS HOME SAFE FROM IRAQ!)
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To: beyond the sea

Yeah, Mark Madden. First I purloin the guy's copy, then I misspell his name. Sheesh.


122 posted on 01/21/2005 7:05:37 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: dead
why not REO Speedwagon and Air Supply to really girlyman it up?

I thought they were called Hair Supply...

123 posted on 01/21/2005 7:06:13 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: dead
...why not REO Speedwagon and Air Supply to really girlyman it up?

Maybe he could fight that feeling after all.

124 posted on 01/21/2005 7:06:14 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: dead

Styx & Journey? Nope, not me...

(not anymore, that is...)


125 posted on 01/21/2005 7:06:42 AM PST by MonroeDNA (The US should get out of the UN.)
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To: TheBigB

Sorry no pictures today but I did get this sweet little freepmail from the Village voice writer who scribbled it. I got a giggle out of it.


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1323890/posts


"That's really f***ing insulting, implying I'm trying to incite violence. I'm trying to do the same thing as you: be a citizen."


126 posted on 01/21/2005 7:07:20 AM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: bikepacker67

Ain't nuttin wrong with Niki Taylor's posterior either.


127 posted on 01/21/2005 7:08:19 AM PST by mc5cents
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To: TheBigB
After reading that thread, all I can say is wow... DUer's can sure suck the fun out of anything. I can pretty much tell how I will get along with someone by how seriously they take themselves. Aside from one or two exceptions they all seem to take themselves pretty damn seriously. They are even less fun than being tied to a chair during a revival meeting.

Oh well, heard this one?

The owner of a gasoline station in Tattnall County, Georgia was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a billboard showing "FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP!"
Soon a local young man, Jim filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him "pick a number from 1 to 10; if you pick the right number, you will get your free sex." Jim picked the number 8, and the gas station owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later Jim, along with his buddy Bill, pulled into the station. Jim filled his gas tank, and again asked for his free sex. The station owner gave him the same story again, and asked him to guess a
number. This time, Jim guessed 2. The station owner said, "Sorry, the correct number was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away from the gasoline station, Jim said to Bill, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bill replied, "No it ain't rigged Jim. My wife won twice last week."
128 posted on 01/21/2005 7:10:31 AM PST by monday
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To: TheBigB
Do you think this guy chokes his chicken a bit more than is healthy?

You gotta admit that is kind of funny.

129 posted on 01/21/2005 7:10:52 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: MonroeDNA; dead

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Domo. [Domo!]
Domo. [Domo!]

130 posted on 01/21/2005 7:13:09 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: dead; Petronski; Izzy Dunne
I do like 'em. :^)


131 posted on 01/21/2005 7:13:55 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: KosmicKitty
No Stones? Beatles? Neil Young? Grateful Dead? Little Feat?
Eagles? -Otherwise I'm with you.
132 posted on 01/21/2005 7:14:29 AM PST by kc2theline (Support our troops and the CIC that sends them to defend us.)
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To: MotleyGirl70

It made me laugh, yeah. ;^)


133 posted on 01/21/2005 7:14:57 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: Petronski; dead; Izzy Dunne
And I forgot to add...

134 posted on 01/21/2005 7:16:20 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB
"LedZep = overrated."

Hey, I like LedZep. Kashmir is cool cranked up to ear bleed levels. Whenever some punk with a system starts cranking Ludicris, I retaliate. I gots a pretty decent system myself.
135 posted on 01/21/2005 7:17:05 AM PST by monday
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To: TheBigB
LedZep = overrated.

Ummmm
You did say you liked, gee, was it Journey???

=8-0

136 posted on 01/21/2005 7:17:11 AM PST by KosmicKitty (Well... There you go again!)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

137 posted on 01/21/2005 7:17:49 AM PST by mhking (Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
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To: TheBigB
1923, '27, '28, '32, '36, '37, '38, '39, '41, '43, '47, '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '56, '58, '61, '62, '77, '78, '96, '98, '99, 2000... YANKEEZ RULE!!!
138 posted on 01/21/2005 7:18:30 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: TheBigB
They're so . . . . deep.
139 posted on 01/21/2005 7:19:06 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: Petronski
ELO was okay, but Floyd rulz!!!!!!

(I have never before used the term "rulz", it must be Friday!!)

140 posted on 01/21/2005 7:19:25 AM PST by KosmicKitty (Well... There you go again!)
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To: TheBigB

hey, I was offended by your home page. You had all blondes! luckily you added a brunette (like me). You are now forgiven.

Trudge on FReeper soldier, and keep up the great work!

By the way, do DU-ers get homepages over there? or can the site even afford it?


141 posted on 01/21/2005 7:21:10 AM PST by RushCrush (FOUR MORE YEARS!)
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To: trisham

I'm Tedy Bruschi. I steal footballs from bad QBs and bad recivers. Those mean people shouldn't have those nice footballs. Don't get any footballs near me that you don't want me to steal. I can't help myself-- and you can't stop me.

142 posted on 01/21/2005 7:21:19 AM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: TheBigB

Okay, I'd been happy lurking and laughing until the Der Kommisar post. One of my fav all time songs!

And for those Black and Gold fans out there - Go Stillers!! May the Terrible Towel be poised to strike.


143 posted on 01/21/2005 7:21:33 AM PST by cjshapi
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To: TheBigB

Ya know, BigB, there's a fine line between fame and infamy but, since you captured the wrath of DUh while a Presidential inauguration proceeds apace, I'll have to grant you the title of "Famous Freeper" for this day (of DU Infamy).


144 posted on 01/21/2005 7:22:29 AM PST by Socratic (Ignorant and free? It's not to be! - T. Jefferson (paraphrase))
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To: TheBigB

Congradulations on being famous at DU! I know I've been quoted there too but to have a whole DU thread devoted to you, that is a milestone. BTW, a side note, I'ce read a couple of "Ashes" books too, love a lot of the Tri-States philosophy. Another good series to read is Jerry Ahern's "The Survivalist." Getting back to the DUmmies, I've read the thread, they are a bunch of pathetic losers. Love your page, got to work on mine.


145 posted on 01/21/2005 7:22:50 AM PST by Nowhere Man (We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
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To: Petronski; TheBigB

I love the guy, but he has AWFUL taste in music.


146 posted on 01/21/2005 7:22:56 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

ROFL great pic!


147 posted on 01/21/2005 7:23:03 AM PST by RushCrush (FOUR MORE YEARS!)
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To: TheBigB

YIKES! What a homepage!


148 posted on 01/21/2005 7:23:46 AM PST by the invisib1e hand (Leftists Are Losers.)
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To: KosmicKitty
Journey, Foreigner, Styx, .38 Special, The Outlaws, Air Supply, Survivor, Cheap Trick, WHAM!, Hall & Oates, Elton John, Rolling Stones, REO Speedwagon...

Read in awe. Tremble in fear. :^)

149 posted on 01/21/2005 7:23:49 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB; Petronski

Slight correction. BOTH of you have AWFUL taste in music.


150 posted on 01/21/2005 7:24:27 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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