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Dunno if these anecdotes are true, but they're sho-nuff funny.
1 posted on 02/02/2005 1:21:32 PM PST by ArcLight
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To: ArcLight

Mama always says stupid is as stupid does.


2 posted on 02/02/2005 1:24:44 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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This is really funny!!

LOL!


"WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES

An Atlanta woman with counterfeit bills she wanted to pass went to a grocery store and attempted to pay for goods by mixing the counter-feit bills in with some real cash. When a clerk noticed that some of the bills were fake the woman fled, leaving all the cash behind. Upon returning home, she had her boyfriend call the police and ask if they could come by the station and claim the money she'd left behind that wasn't fake. The cops said, "Sure," and the two were arrested when they arrived at the police station."


3 posted on 02/02/2005 1:25:23 PM PST by Bigh4u2
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I've got a relative thru marriage that did the DOOFUS du jour thing a number of years ago just to get out of making payments on the house and collect the insurance. I'm sorry to say that he's still in the family.


4 posted on 02/02/2005 1:27:26 PM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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Sounds like the scene in Tommy Boy (or was it Black Sheep) where Tommy Boy gets pulled over in the "souped up" police car. The Nitrous Oxide was leaking into the car. They were pulled over for doing 6mph!!!
5 posted on 02/02/2005 1:28:40 PM PST by Onelifetogive (* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some FReepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
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I thought it was a thread about the congresswoman from Houston who wanted to see the US flag on Mars..


6 posted on 02/02/2005 1:29:54 PM PST by cardinal4 (George W Bush-Bringing a new democracy every term..)
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Bloody right about that!!


8 posted on 02/02/2005 1:38:49 PM PST by stan the beaver (We will kill the ones who eat us, and eat the ones we kill!!)
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