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Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage
Associated Press via Yahoo! News ^
| 2005 Apr 18
Posted on 04/18/2005 3:45:59 PM PDT by Wiz
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To: Wiz
Defending yourself against a sausage. Sounds like something out of a Monty Python script.
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posted on
04/18/2005 3:57:47 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Minutemen: Just doing the jobs that American politicians won't do.)
To: Wiz
If you outlaw sausages... Only outlaws will have sausages! Oh the humanity!
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posted on
04/18/2005 3:58:07 PM PDT
by
Poser
(Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
To: Wiz
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posted on
04/18/2005 3:59:05 PM PDT
by
gorush
(Exterminate the Moops!)
To: Wiz
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Coulda been worse. |
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posted on
04/18/2005 3:59:28 PM PDT
by
Fintan
(Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.)
To: Wiz
BaHaa! All your sausage are belong to us!
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posted on
04/18/2005 3:59:47 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: Wiz
Just watch for Oddjob and his frozen pizzas. Take your head right off.
To: Wiz
"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window.Likely suspects are the town newspaper carriers...
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:00:57 PM PDT
by
tubebender
(We child proofed our house but they still get in...)
To: humblegunner; Eaker
Gilligan wants to know what became of the assuage.
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:01:15 PM PDT
by
Flyer
( ~ http://askGONPO.com ~)
To: Wiz
I hate when that happens!
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:02:11 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Wiz
Good thing it wasn't some reckless SUV that broke his nose.
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:02:33 PM PDT
by
Betis70
(Guinness is good for ya)
To: Wiz
...he had lost quite a lot of blood. In my best--albeit medocre--Madonna accent: "Bloody sausage!"
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:05:09 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Wiz
I must have been absent the day they taught defense against this in my Karate class.
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:08:13 PM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
To: Wiz
I froze my buns once, but never my sausage ... thank God.
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:11:02 PM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
To: LadyX; WVNan
......speaking of cheese...
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:13:17 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(I'm praying for a LoganMiracle! It CAN happen!!!!)
To: Alouette
The sudden mental picture that flashed into my mind darned near caused my lunch to re-enter society.
Ewwwwwww.........
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:15:03 PM PDT
by
hoagy62
(The reason for the Second Amendment is in case all the others fail.)
To: mdittmar; shaggy eel
"Not another "Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage" thread!,mods!;)"
True, all these ceaseless "Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage" threads are so tedious....and me find the fact that some people just hafta yawn and free airborne sausage flies in to be singularly annoying. Muttly pawn in game of life.
Muttly want free driving airborne sausage too!!!
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:19:13 PM PDT
by
PoorMuttly
("...remember that the cat in gloves catches no mice." - B. Franklin)
To: MadIvan
Ivan be careful.....if isn't the Al Qaeda wanting to kill Brits.....now its the frozen sausage.
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:19:21 PM PDT
by
Dog
To: Wiz
"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before." In other words, he never sausage a thing...
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:26:03 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(** OBLIGATORY POST **)
To: Flyer; Eaker
Well, it's not in the truck...
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:26:49 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(We ain't subject to terror, but it's unwise to irritate us.)
To: Wiz
This topic needs to be thoroughly and seriously investigated and reported by Dave Barry...
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:30:08 PM PDT
by
C210N
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